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Old 05-27-2020, 10:21 PM   #1501
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Some dicks are worth driving more than 20mins for,
Code, if you remember, has the angle.
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Old 05-27-2020, 10:21 PM   #1502
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N1,
I am so worried about you. You are being indoctrinated with some complete horseshit.

Any woman that read your text message and still came to **** you has zero self respect, and woman that traveled more than a few minutes to **** you has zero self respect.
Some dicks are worth driving more than 20mins for, but those are very very rare...like 1/1000. If a woman is willing to travel to you for your dick it's a huge red flag that something is wrong with her mentally/emotionally.

The average guy is willing to drive at least 2hrs to hook up so why in the world would you think it's normal for a woman to come to you when she would be too tired to make the long drive home?
You are attracting very broken and desperate women with whatever nonsense you are indoctrinating yourself with.
These women need love too, but from men who respect them and have way more emotional intelligence than you do.
HA! NO NEED TO WORRY FOR THE ABP. DOING JUST FINE. IN MY BEST PLACE RIGHT NOW. AT MY BEST PLACE.

HA! NOT TAKING THIS ADVICE OR ANY DATING ADVICE ESPECIALLY COMING FROM YOU OR YOUR SILLY OPINIONS. GIRLS DON'T MEAN WHAT THEY SAY. YOU LISTEN TO THEIR ACTIONS. THEY SAY STUFF AND NEVER ACT ON IT. ITS A FACT.

JUST LOOK AT YOUR THREAD. YOU SAY YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT HAVE CREATED AT LEAST 3+ THREADS AND FAILED. FUNNY. YOU SAY ONE THING, BUT DON'T ACT ON IT. AM I WRONG????? YOU DON'T MEAN WHAT YOU SAY. ITS WHY HIGH VALUE MEN NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM GIRLS, ESPECIALLY DATING TIPS. ONLY BETA YUPPIE SIMPS DO.

I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO LAST NIGHT:



I LOVE IT. WHEN I FOUND AMS, I SAID WOW THIS GUY IS A BIT HARSH. BUT THEN I BEGIN TO REALIZE HIS WISDOM. THIS DUDE IS ALL ABOUT PUTTING YOURSELF FIRST AND RESPECTING YOURSELF BEFORE ANYONE ELSE OR ANY FACKING THOT. YOU ARE THE PRIZE. IF SHE WANTS TO LEAVE, THEN SHE CAN LEAVE. JUST REMEMBER HIGH VALUE MEN HAVE OPTIONS. SHE JUST LUCKY WE HIGH VALUE MEN HAVEN'T THROWN HER OUT YET IN OUR LIVES. ITS SAD REALLY THESE DAYS THE WORLD IS FULL OF BETA SIMP YUPPIE IDIOTS TREATING WOMEN LIKE SOME KIND OF GOLD. PATHETIC REALLY.

HAVEN'T HEARD FROM GIRL IN 2 WEEKS. DO YOU THINK I CARE??? NO, BC IT IS HER LOSS. I AM THE PRIZE HERE. I HAVE OTHER OPTIONS. WOMEN WHO WANT TO TREAT ME LIKE THE PRIZE.

TREAT EM' LIKE A FAN.
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Old 05-27-2020, 11:54 PM   #1503
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It’s just sad to read at this point
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Old 05-28-2020, 01:26 AM   #1504
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Out of character for a moment: By his limited reading/thinking skills, he can only find complete idiots and conmen as heroic or aspirational role models. Real helpful people who might provoke some introspection are asking too much. Same dynamic as Genova.
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Old 05-28-2020, 02:16 AM   #1505
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Also anyone in here legitimately trying to help ABP by giving authentic advice is wasting his/her time. It's clear he is not capable of critical thinking and questioning things. He needs a role model to whom he can fully subscribe and whose mindset, values and ideas he can copy and live through. He needs someone to believe in and look up to.

It's just that since he went from wimp to bully nothing better has come by that inspired him.

Something tells me it's gonna take quite some time for him to realize what an idiot he's been all this time. Perhaps the thing that'll eventually do it is a woman (he accidentally falls in love with) who manages to break through his bullshit and open his eyes. He needs to somehow reconnect with his heart in order to disconnect from his head.

If you're going through life habitually sabotaging yourself to meet only psycho nutcase women, deliberately going out of your way of finding any real friendships, not having any ambition in your career and mostly worrying about how cool your shoes look... that sounds like a pretty sad movie to me.
Who the **** let this fairy in here? Is that something you heard on Oprah? You sound like a BETA YUPPIE who sticks his pinky out while sipping OVERPRICED DONK DRINKS and wearing COLE HAANS.
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Old 05-28-2020, 02:21 AM   #1506
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N1,
I am so worried about you. You are being indoctrinated with some complete horseshit.

Any woman that read your text message and still came to **** you has zero self respect, and woman that traveled more than a few minutes to **** you has zero self respect.
Some dicks are worth driving more than 20mins for, but those are very very rare...like 1/1000. If a woman is willing to travel to you for your dick it's a huge red flag that something is wrong with her mentally/emotionally.

The average guy is willing to drive at least 2hrs to hook up so why in the world would you think it's normal for a woman to come to you when she would be too tired to make the long drive home?
You are attracting very broken and desperate women with whatever nonsense you are indoctrinating yourself with.
These women need love too, but from men who respect them and have way more emotional intelligence than you do.
Well if there's anyone who'd know a lot about AVERAGE BETA MALES it would be you.
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Old 05-28-2020, 02:33 AM   #1507
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THIS DUDE IS ALL ABOUT PUTTING YOURSELF FIRST AND RESPECTING YOURSELF BEFORE ANYONE ELSE OR ANY FACKING THOT. YOU ARE THE PRIZE. JUST REMEMBER HIGH VALUE MEN HAVE OPTIONS.
What about low value men, are they also the prize? When did you become a high value MAN?
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Old 05-28-2020, 02:35 AM   #1508
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He can definitely execute if the right simple instructions are given. He would probably be a beast on the front line.

ABP you ever think about joining the military?
Oh hell no, this would be completely awful. You just know AMP would gun down a bunch of innocent civilians because they disrespected him and acted like BETA SIMPS when he just TRYING TO PROTECT THEM from the DIRTY TERRORISTS hiding in their midst.
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Old 05-28-2020, 03:21 AM   #1509
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What about low value men, are they also the prize? When did you become a high value MAN?
AFTER WATCHING CCW AND AMS ON YOUTUBE, DUH.
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Old 05-28-2020, 03:39 AM   #1510
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I clicked some of his videos earlier today and I totally understand how people fall for this and even why it probably works (to a certain extent) too
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Old 05-28-2020, 03:42 AM   #1511
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I clicked some of his videos earlier today and I totally understand how people fall for this
what video in particular led you to signing up for his patreon?
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Old 05-28-2020, 04:38 AM   #1512
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The one that made me realize I'm a low value male because my wife keeps buying yoga pants and shoes with money that I made
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Old 05-28-2020, 05:01 AM   #1513
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AFTER WATCHING CCW AND AMS ON YOUTUBE, DUH.
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Old 05-28-2020, 05:31 AM   #1514
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The one that made me realize I'm a low value male because my wife keeps buying yoga pants and shoes with money that I made
wife, haha, at least be a woke BMP like me who is divorced
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Old 05-28-2020, 09:00 AM   #1515
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YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOUR ARE A BETA PROVIDER. BUT I HAVE AN UNDEFEATABLE ALPHA MALE STRATEGY FOR YOU TO GET IT BACK ON TRACK. WOMEN LOVE CHAOS AND THE CHASE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS REFUSE TO SPEAK TO HER FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SODOMIZE HER SISTER, FILM IT, AND UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB. LEAVE THAT TAB OPEN ON YOUR BROWSER, AND WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT THIS, DENY DENY DENY. AFTER THAT, THROW A CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW AND BUY THE BABY A COPY OF WINDOWS 97. THE WIFE WILL BE SPLAYING OPEN THE A$SHOLE FOR YOUR TO PLOW IN NO TIME.

AND NO MORE OF THIS VAGINAL STUFF, OKAY? YOU CAN GO MOUTH, BUT ONLY AFTER ASS.

YOU CAN THANK ME WITH A PATREON SUBSCRIPTION LATER.
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Old 05-28-2020, 09:08 AM   #1516
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Damn, this girl is driving 3.5 hours to come stay over tonight and I just realized what a red flag that is and how damaged she is psychologically.

Thanks thread. Barely dodged that bullet
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Old 05-28-2020, 09:13 AM   #1517
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Evo,
WHERE WHERE WHERE


coordi,
by dodge that bullet, you mean plow her right?
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Old 05-28-2020, 09:25 AM   #1518
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Of course there will be plowing

P sycologically
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I must save her
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Old 05-28-2020, 09:36 AM   #1519
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Was probably a BIG BEAUTIFUL bullet.
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Old 05-28-2020, 01:37 PM   #1520
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YOUR MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOUR ARE A BETA PROVIDER. BUT I HAVE AN UNDEFEATABLE ALPHA MALE STRATEGY FOR YOU TO GET IT BACK ON TRACK. WOMEN LOVE CHAOS AND THE CHASE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS REFUSE TO SPEAK TO HER FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SODOMIZE HER SISTER, FILM IT, AND UPLOAD IT TO PORNHUB. LEAVE THAT TAB OPEN ON YOUR BROWSER, AND WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT THIS, DENY DENY DENY. AFTER THAT, THROW A CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW AND BUY THE BABY A COPY OF WINDOWS 97. THE WIFE WILL BE SPLAYING OPEN THE A$SHOLE FOR YOUR TO PLOW IN NO TIME.

AND NO MORE OF THIS VAGINAL STUFF, OKAY? YOU CAN GO MOUTH, BUT ONLY AFTER ASS.

YOU CAN THANK ME WITH A PATREON SUBSCRIPTION LATER.
I like this capslock evo character. Has a similar vibe to 2+2 legend JOEYB!TCH.
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Old 05-28-2020, 02:56 PM   #1521
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Getting rid of any BSY in myself. I suggest others do the same

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Old 05-28-2020, 04:54 PM   #1522
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I said it's not worth driving 20mins for if that. I might be willing to walk to the front door for some small Asian dick, if I'm really desperate.
Well, there is your problem. You would be walking to the wrong door.
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Old 05-28-2020, 05:35 PM   #1523
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I just gave your pony a creamie.
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Old 05-28-2020, 06:33 PM   #1524
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Old 05-29-2020, 04:09 PM   #1525
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GRUNCH

GOT NO TIME FOR BETA YUPPIE FAN REPLIES. I AM BUSY.

JUST GOT DONE WITH MY MORNING BIKE ROUTE, 17 MILES. NOW HOME AND GETTING IN MY EASY 3 MILES JOG, THEN IN EVENING ME AND MY BUDDY ARE DOING ANOTHER EASY 15-20 ON THE BIKE.

WHAT IS FUNNY IS I PROBABLY PUT IN MORE MILES THE PAST WEEK THAN ANY OF YOU SIMP BETA YUPPIES IN HERE THIS WHOLE FACKING YEAR. RUNNING, BIKING, ETC, ANYTHING. ITS PATHETIC REALLY. YES, CHEATVOKEN*, I AM BRAGGING ABOUT MY HEART AND DEDICATION TO THE GAME HERE. NO I AM NOT BRAGGING ABOUT MILE TIMES OR SAYING I HAVE FASTER MILE TIMES THAN THE BETAS IN HERE. IDIOT.

I JUST FLIPPED SOME TRACK PANTS I COPPED FROM YESTERDAYS DROP FOR $200. BOUGHT THEM AT PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR, $128. ALSO SOLD MY DEADSTOCK SUPREME SKATE DECK. RETAIL $60, RESELL $125. I JUST KEEP WINNING LATELY.

SOME BETA ASS SIMP BAILED ON MY NIKE BRAZILS I WON LAST WEEK. I WANTED $285. THE SIMP, $265. COUPLE MIN LATER, HE MESSAGES ME AND TELLS ME TO MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE????? PURE BETA YUPPIE MINDSET. IS THIS HOW YOU ACT AT OTHER STORES OR WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING??? THE FCUKING AUDACITY. I SAID I STAND FIRM, IF YOU WANT THEM, U PAY ME $285. HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIS SIMP ASS SINCE. THAT IS FINE. I AINT GOT TIME FOR BETAS THESE DAYS. JUST GIVE HIM A WEEK AND WATCH HIS ASS CRAWL BACK FOR THESE SHOES.

I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD BE BACK. TOO EASY.

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GOT NO TIME FOR THIS THOT ATM. BUSY DOING ME. ILL RESPOND WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.

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GOING ON MY EASY 3 NOW.

SEE YOU.
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