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Old 05-12-2020, 11:54 PM   #1326
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Old 05-13-2020, 12:01 AM   #1327
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I will say that I think one's attitudes towards marriage are likely some combination of nature and nurture, as personality type and how marriage is modeled for you, generally by your own parents, seems like a decent level zero heuristic for predicting how one is likely to feel about it. "
Feelings don't invalidate the damning statistics. Breakups are initiated about half and half by gender, but the low end estimates at that 70-80% of divorces are initiated by women. I suspect many of those initiated by men had some direct or indirect compulsion on the part of their soon-to-be former partner. If your own parents had a good marriage and you think this won't happen to you simply because it didn't happen to your parents, there's a very good chance you're simply wrong. Culture and technology changed.

Obviously I don't mean you, personally monte. Based solely on your own postings I'd guess yours will be one of the worthwhile ones.
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Old 05-13-2020, 12:28 AM   #1328
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Shiiiiiiiiiiit, his wife is probably getting ****ed in the ass by an ALPHA right now.
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Old 05-13-2020, 01:53 AM   #1329
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**** now I'm feeling guilty for being a meanie to a dumb kid. Hoping that n1h is plowing a stripper and not being robbed at gunpoint by a stripper

@vafongool you're angry
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Old 05-13-2020, 02:29 AM   #1330
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Old 05-13-2020, 07:06 AM   #1331
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Well you shouldn't feel guilty Evo because I have gone off on real life rants about some of the folks in this forum. And you are pretty close to number 1 on the list that I told my boy N1 to not listen to.

It really confuses me how others around here spare you. You live in a house of glass with major psych issues.

Your rant attacking N1 is weak. Look, if it came from montecore, we just all kind of nod and say, tough love. But montecore kills it at work, he is most likely an A+ father and husband, and he takes care of his health A+. Thats why he is one the three big rich whites. The man speaks, the people (including N1) listen.

You speak, we ignore and lol.

This guy man, thinks he is more accomplished because he teaches English in China. Shiet.
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Old 05-13-2020, 08:58 AM   #1332
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interesting plot turn with the writers bringing in guest stars while the protagonist is mysteriously absent and the tabloids suggest he's in rehab

loco, as an outsider, to this subforum who doesn't have any of the longstanding relationships, knowledge, etc, it seems you're on an island here

evo may have been harsh, but literally everyone in the thread has been openly mocking OP if not saying the same stuff as evo but in a more slapstick than conversation with jesus style

if you were honestly his friend you'd have defended him much sooner or had a heart to heart about the stuff he's posting and why people are reacting a certain way - the way you're responding now is simply not genuine - you've been here watching the trainwreck and making popcorn and only when someone else legitimately steps in to try to put an end to the clown show you show up not to defend your friend but to try to keep the illusion going for your own lols - you're just being a selfish douche coming in here like that

you're not his friend, you're quite the opposite, i legit think you're an awful person from seeing your recent posts and hope I'm misreading it but that's how it looks

OP, i read season 1 when i found out how to access it. you are a totally different and far more likable person then. despite your own issues and failings then, you also seemed a lot happier. i understand that the current character arc is to protect the naivety of season 1 protagonist who was too nervous to talk to women but as others have mentioned here, you've completely flipped from one extreme to the other and need to find a nice balance in the end

i know i say a lot of somewhat mean stuff at your expense here and I'm sure you'll end up grunching this or responding with an insult, but I genuinely would love to have a protein shake with you or whatever next time i'm in chicago if you'd ever be open to meeting up with a boat shoe and polo shirt wearing yuppie

yes this is massively entertaining stuff but deep down i'm rooting for you, as I believe most of the thread is rooting for you and loco is not your friend

even worse, if loco is being genuine and honestly views himself as a friend and honestly believes that nonsense he writes then that's even more reason not to be friends with him - you can't surround yourself with sycophantic enablers, or as ABP says, he is way too much your fan

you got a lot of heart, we all see and are all liking it, but there are some serious disconnects and extreme stances you make that probably prevent you from being as happy and successful as you should be
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Old 05-13-2020, 11:17 AM   #1333
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So which organ did she harvest first?
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Old 05-13-2020, 11:21 AM   #1334
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She washed her clothes first.
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Old 05-13-2020, 01:00 PM   #1335
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Rickroll is exactly the kind of idiot I rant about to N1. Guy is clueless. I am an outsider? Lol.

His new personality comes from me dude. I am the one that went on rants about Evo, mark, and a bunch of the nerdy autistic/assberger white guys in this forum.

This subforum is about bettering yourself, especially relating to health and fitness. My boy N1 is colored golden for a reason. Guy went from potbelly doughboy to straight up jacked. I saw him last year, his back and legs are facking huuuge. A mind blowing transformation.

What about you? Why are you here? Oh thats right, another worthless piece of shiet. Go start a log dude and get in shape. Then come talk to us. Or maybe win at gambling so you have some input on that part of the equation (it is a gambling forum). Why do you think Citanul and El Diablo no longer come around here? It's because with me around, they are worthless. I know more about actual gambling and health and fitness. And that's all that matters.
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Old 05-13-2020, 01:12 PM   #1336
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His new personality comes from me dude. I am the one that went on rants about Evo, mark, and a bunch of the nerdy autistic/assberger white guys in this forum.

This subforum is about bettering yourself, especially relating to health and fitness. My boy N1 is colored golden for a reason. Guy went from potbelly doughboy to straight up jacked. I saw him last year, his back and legs are facking huuuge. A mind blowing transformation.

What about you? Why are you here? Oh thats right, another worthless piece of shiet. Go start a log dude and get in shape. Then come talk to us. Or maybe win at gambling so you have some input on that part of the equation (it is a gambling forum). Why do you think Citanul and El Diablo no longer come around here? It's because with me around, they are worthless. I know more about actual gambling and health and fitness. And that's all that matters.
lol, this is by far the most absurd post in the thread

seems like the only validation you get in life is making someone else as utterly pathetic and miserable as you are - congrats
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Old 05-13-2020, 02:11 PM   #1337
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I'm not sure if rickroll is treating loco as a fan or vice-versa right now.
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Old 05-13-2020, 02:13 PM   #1338
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The thread is the celebrity, everyone posting in it are the fans.
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Old 05-13-2020, 02:38 PM   #1339
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A bit shocked that loco said ABP's new personality is down to him, ngl
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Old 05-13-2020, 03:14 PM   #1340
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Since day 1 there is a bunch of idiots posting here. Take me and montecore out, and it's just a bunch donk losers who don't even train or make monies gambling. That's my point and once N1 realized that, well a new personality took place.

I mean the new personality is a bit extreme but since nobody posts anything helpful, well so be it. Get rid of them all. Only people responding should be me, montcore, and maybe krunic. Mlylt is fine for some woman advice. You are welcome here Arjun, seem like a nice guy and you facking out there grinding everyday on the health and fitness front. That's what I am taking about.

The rest are all cancers who think they are way better than my boy. Shiet. I saw this kid take a 335 pound deadlift to failure. So much heart. 14 sickening reps from a guy who just won't quit.

And roided up the gills Evo has the audacity to criticize his gains because the Corona knocked out my boy out of the gym game. He also injured his shoulder for two months. Says his training is trash and his gains are trash. This coming from a guy who quit the Natty life for the easy good life. What an idiot.

N1 was colored Golden fair and square. If it wasn't for the Corona and his injury, he would literally be the greatest Golden of all time (rip fakeB). LolEVO and his fake up da dose golden.
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Old 05-13-2020, 03:27 PM   #1341
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lols, MLYLT has given N1 the absolute nut low advice out of anyone. She suggested he save money on transportation by buying a used car instead of paying $100/month for the train or riding a bike. Her entire life is a perpetual **** show of excuses and illogic, and her "advice" to other people is a perfect reflection of that.
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Old 05-13-2020, 05:07 PM   #1342
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Since day 1 there is a bunch of idiots posting here. Take me and montecore out, and it's just a bunch donk losers who don't even train or make monies gambling. That's my point and once N1 realized that, well a new personality took place.

I mean the new personality is a bit extreme but since nobody posts anything helpful, well so be it. Get rid of them all. Only people responding should be me, montcore, and maybe krunic. Mlylt is fine for some woman advice. You are welcome here Arjun, seem like a nice guy and you facking out there grinding everyday on the health and fitness front. That's what I am taking about.

The rest are all cancers who think they are way better than my boy. Shiet. I saw this kid take a 335 pound deadlift to failure. So much heart. 14 sickening reps from a guy who just won't quit.

And roided up the gills Evo has the audacity to criticize his gains because the Corona knocked out my boy out of the gym game. He also injured his shoulder for two months. Says his training is trash and his gains are trash. This coming from a guy who quit the Natty life for the easy good life. What an idiot.

N1 was colored Golden fair and square. If it wasn't for the Corona and his injury, he would literally be the greatest Golden of all time (rip fakeB). LolEVO and his fake up da dose golden.
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Old 05-13-2020, 06:29 PM   #1343
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A bit shocked that loco said ABP's new personality is down to him, ngl
Pretty strange considering it was just a week or so ago he was saying it was all my fault. I do believe his new persona is an attempt to be like his hero loco. Whether it's an act for the internet or rl, I don't know. I sure hope it's an act.
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Old 05-13-2020, 06:41 PM   #1344
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lols, MLYLT has given N1 the absolute nut low advice out of anyone. She suggested he save money on transportation by buying a used car instead of paying $100/month for the train or riding a bike. Her entire life is a perpetual **** show of excuses and illogic, and her "advice" to other people is a perfect reflection of that.

That's all we got, we prefer Very Josie hit she is dead.
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Old 05-13-2020, 06:53 PM   #1345
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Pretty strange considering it was just a week or so ago he was saying it was all my fault. I do believe his new persona is an attempt to be like his hero loco. Whether it's an act for the internet or rl, I don't know. I sure hope it's an act.

It is about you mark. My jaw was on the floor when the kid told me you cyber stalked Stacy and followed her with same sn from 2p2. That's crazy dude and not cool.

I went off after, the loco bus rammed and rammed and all you were run over. Enter new N1.

I mean sure his new persona is kind of annoying with all the caps and alpha stuff but won't doggy these teens bullshiet.

But at the end of the day he is a happy go lucky sweet kid. And I am a very happy person and I got the physique of a Greek statue and I have 4 properties paid off completely. The true good life, so blessed. All thanks to my gym consistency.

N1 on the same road as papa loco. Just gotta keep hitting the gym with that heart baby.
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Old 05-13-2020, 08:51 PM   #1346
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I've already given this thread cancer. Time to load up a syringe full of covid, malaria, and AIDS and inject it into the n1h thread with the enthusiasm one would inject 3cc test into the left glute.

Loco,

First, a few points of concession. You are right, I was obviously far too harsh and given my own circumstances, I probably was not the right person to deliver the message. This is certainly true if my suspicions are correct and my post scared him away, but let's pray this is not the case and he is just too busy nailing some stripper to check 2p2.

You are absolutely right that non lifting non logging f4ggots should not be in here mocking the abp. They don't have the experience or "roots" in this community, which should be by and for fitness and lifting enthusiasts. I don't really like outsiders coming in with negativity and mockery either. He's OUR little brother to mock and deride, but also balance it out with some nurturing.

However, for the same reason, ABP should not be deriding random customers and proclaiming his superiority based on bizarre and irrelevant criteria. This is analogous to non-lifters coming in here and trashing on him. It is analogous to YOU thinking that you have what it takes to be an elite strength athlete, bodybuilder, or mathematics academic, despite having no experience with any of these things.

As rickroll points out, you have a tendency to underplay and deride the accomplishments of others, particularly when you're not exactly familiar with what they actually do. It's not just me you do this to (we'll get to that), but g4s, and I recall you had a weird dick measuring with citanul where you automatically assumed what he does is not challenging, worthwhile, or indicative of accomplishment. This may be a coping mechanism on your part, but I will be more charitable and assume it's more the aforementioned dunning-krueger effect, where people who have only peripheral or no familiarity with something assume that expert status is much easier than it is.

You seem to be goading me into defending myself or something. I am not an english teacher. The closest I came to that was 2017 while studying Chinese, which most linguists agree is the somewhere in the top 3 major world languages most difficult for native English speakers to acquire. Even at this part time job I took solely for the work visa, which is easier to manage than a student visa, I STILL taught far more hours of AP stats and national chinese curriculum math than english. In total throughout my 5 years, I have several thousand hours of econ teaching, a few hundred hours of math/stats, and a few dozen english teaching hours. My students often joke that I'd be an awful English teacher, and I agree wholeheartedly. I'm at my cubicle getting ready for the day now, my nearest co-worker has a degree in mathematics and theoretical physics from Cambridge. Another one dropped out of a CS phd 3 years in from UW. Another one just finished his masters in financial mathematics at liverpool university (they have a campus near us and he actually only spent 1 year in the uk). I have a master's degree in economics with a concetration in quantative finance. The econ program had an enormous 40% attrition rate while I was there, though admittedly the pure quant finance (no econ) program was a bit of a diploma mill they refused to fail anyone. As I mentioned earlier, I exceeded the level of educational attainment and income of either of my parents at their peak earning years when I was 25 years old, despite this being the peak of my mentally ill days (which you bring up as if it's an insult or something you can just will to go away). Of the students I've had over my career, 6 have gone on to cambridge, 4 have gone to oxford, 1 to brown, and one is currently waitlisted at Berkeley (I don't think he'll get in, English too bad). I may self deprecate my own employer for being a joke in the way it handles middle and low level students, but when it comes to the top, we do NOT **** around. Lastly, I've completed the HSK 4 exam and have been self studying for the level 5. The highest level is 6. My cousin who is a professional translator in Shenzhen has passed 6, so 5 is not ****ing around. I am one of 2 foreign teachers who can communicate fine with parents in Chinese; the other is an ABC.

I actually never ever blamed "the system" for my decision to not continue with PhD dreams. In fact, about a year ago, I sent DeeplyMiserable a pm thanking him profusely for the tough love when he told me that pursuing this would make me miserable. The gist of it is that I would have been a very small fish and a very ****ing stressed one in that life, whereas I can lead a much more balanced satisfying, and successful life doing something cognitively easier because I am simply not naturally intelligent enough to be anything but a bottom 25% finance/econ professor, which is often a very difficult life where you are fighting hard to earn tenure or lose your job and have to start the stressful process over again. Learning Chinese, which is hard, is MUCH easier than 1st year phd econ/finance coursework or even master's coursework.

Regarding steroids, you, me, and g4s have gone around in circles about this for years now. You can live in your fantasy land where your 500mg/wk test cycle will result in you front squatting 600 and winning master's olympia if you wish. Take me out of it then. Look at Saw, FakeB, Natty years RealB, fredd-bird, BTM, or countless others. At this many years of training, they were far exceeding n1h. You give him a pass for some reason. Orange guy does rdls with 95lbs and does an RPE4 calling it an RPE 7 and you call him out on it. N1h does an RPE 7.5 and calls it a 9 and you're silent. There's nothing "wrong" with not training hard, but you should probably not then declare 'I HAVE MORE HART THAN ANYONE!!1!". I'll be the first to admit n1h had the best years 1-2 we've probably ever seen. Since then though? unimpressive.

You have a habit of assuming some people are just better than others, as evidenced by your post saying that if montecore makes the exact same post it's somehow valid whereas if I say it, it is not valid. And this is solely because of your subjective assessment of our respective personal lives (which in my case is riddled with inaccuracies. I suspect you know they are not true, but also know I was formerly very insecure about it and felt like an impostor given that multiracial divorced parents childhood sexual abuse mentally ill people do not often end up with graduate degrees in quantitative subjects and learning difficult foreign languages and having successful careers and say these things and deliberately misrepresent this to make me feel bad. But you failed.). Rickroll has just pointed this out as well. We know exactly where n1h gets this tendency to cope with his situation by tearing others down. It's from you. I mean ultimately it's his decision to behave like this, but you clearly influenced him and even you acknowledge this as destructive and abrasive. You are only slightly better than the non hfers coming in here to just mindlessly dunk on the guy... at least you're trying to help, even if some of the things you do are holding him back.

Finally, English teachers need a 4 year degree to even have a job in China. This does constitute some kind of accomplishment. Living in China is NOT easy. If it was, why do the vast majority of westerners leave within the first 2 years? I know you have a low opinion of China because of a previous experience (no, I will not e-weaponize this against you, that's stupid), but interacting with Chinese in America vs LIVING in China are very different things. It's ****ing hard to leave behind all your friends, family, home comforts, and way of life and come into a fairly harsh, difficult to navigate, and sometimes literally hostile environment. Even among people who do this, people who take it a step further and learn the language are extremely rare. I know an English teacher who came here 15 years ago. He's a literal missionary and is ultra active in his church. Twice a year during vacation times he goes to either rural china or war-torn parts of Africa to volunteer (and convert, of course). Is he a loser becuase he's an English teacher in China? Is a guy down on his luck who moves to China to teach kindergartners a "loser"? That's stupid and immature; you've never even lived here, how do you know?
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Old 05-13-2020, 09:15 PM   #1347
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The gist of it is that I would have been a very small fish and a very ****ing stressed one in that life, whereas I can lead a much more balanced satisfying, and successful life doing something cognitively easier because I am simply not naturally intelligent enough to be anything but a bottom 25% finance/econ professor
Evo too busy purpose'ing
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Old 05-14-2020, 12:17 AM   #1348
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loco + evo,

You're both very special snowflakes and do a great job. You're both good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you! Now let's hug it out!
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Old 05-14-2020, 12:26 AM   #1349
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that too, I still find him one of the funniest posters ever, h+fs overall fittest man given that all of our cardio sucks ass, and would still have a beer with him. Best anal poster ever.
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Best anal poster ever.
loco or ABP?
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