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Old 05-03-2020, 10:32 PM   #1176
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ABP,

At one point does AMS advise you actually have sex?
pretty sure once ABP has sex then some other man swoops in and bones ze ladies so by perpetually not banging he'll never be cucked like a BMP by accident

@ABP - iphone SE is basically same exact hardware as the normal iphone, just a smaller screen - i'm considering getting one for next phone as don't need a massive screen anyway - you may get some shade tossed at you for buying the cheapest one but that's the sort of yuppie comment a real ABP would grunch

but seriously, if you want an iphone get one - won't play nicely with android but you can backup your android stuff to your cpu and then migrate it over from there - just google "migrating from android to iphone" and you'll get a bunch of walkthroughs
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Old 05-03-2020, 11:54 PM   #1177
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Old 05-04-2020, 12:24 AM   #1178
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So tonight's the night your #1 fan gets some ABP treatment?

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ha. not tonight. work early tomorrow morning. I WILL DECIDE WHEN THINGS GO DOWN, NOT HER.

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Definitely the ABP's apex mountain.
almost. we not there yet. but soon.

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pretty sure once ABP has sex then some other man swoops in and bones ze ladies so by perpetually not banging he'll never be cucked like a BMP by accident

@ABP - iphone SE is basically same exact hardware as the normal iphone, just a smaller screen - i'm considering getting one for next phone as don't need a massive screen anyway - you may get some shade tossed at you for buying the cheapest one but that's the sort of yuppie comment a real ABP would grunch

but seriously, if you want an iphone get one - won't play nicely with android but you can backup your android stuff to your cpu and then migrate it over from there - just google "migrating from android to iphone" and you'll get a bunch of walkthroughs
love it! honestly it would do me good. i don't need the fanciest phone, but need upgrade.

thats the mindset of the yuppie. they think its strange not getting the fully loaded apple iphone then they go full yuppie behavior on you for getting the SE. I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE WHAT THEY THINK.

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Old 05-04-2020, 11:16 PM   #1179
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today easy 3 mile. came home from work and was tired. layed around and by the time motivation hit me, it was like 9pm. i still did my easy 3 mile.




giving her no attention. short and quick responses get the job done. it raise her interest more. she hasn't responded yet, BUT SHE WILL BE BACK. if she doesn't, I DO NOT CARE, NOR WILL I BE THE ONE REACHING OUT TO HER. I HAVE OPTIONS. ABUNDANCE MINDSET. ABPxAMS.

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got my phone. i told my mom and she laugh. the SE 4.7'' screen. she said my d1ck would shrink if i got that. lol, love her. she only want the best for me.

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tomorrow off day. so the way the schedule goes is people are in group A or B. group A gets Mon/Wed/Fri, and 1/2 of Sunday. B gets Tues/Thurs/Sat and 1/2 of sunday. they make it like this to keep the same people around the same people to help contain the virus.

i was lucky to get into group A. i need thursdays and saturdays off bc thats when Supreme and most sneakers drops happen. love it. God works in mysterious ways. 🙏🙏🙏

see you soon. off tomorrow. more bot studying to do.
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Old 05-04-2020, 11:34 PM   #1180
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"No, are you?". Amazing
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Old 05-04-2020, 11:38 PM   #1181
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"No, are you?". Amazing
most of these girls get validated way too much by beta male providers, its disgusting.

TREAT EM LIKE A FAN. 🤜🤛
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Old 05-04-2020, 11:58 PM   #1182
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This ****ing thread man
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Old 05-05-2020, 12:02 AM   #1183
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so is gmail for bmps?
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Old 05-05-2020, 12:24 AM   #1184
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Back in my day, if someone assumed a guy was nurse without any info to suggest it, then 99% of the time it was a way to throw some serious shade. I guess times have changed for the better.

At least I hope so, otherwise she's treating our ABP more like a BMP, and that can't possibly be.
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Old 05-05-2020, 10:08 AM   #1185
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Girls never turn on a guy they've been pursuing.
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Old 05-05-2020, 11:39 AM   #1186
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lol yahoo email address. Alpha card revoked.
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Old 05-05-2020, 11:45 AM   #1187
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That's a good phone for running, that's fosho. You never need a running watch.
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Old 05-05-2020, 11:58 AM   #1188
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lol yahoo email address. Alpha card revoked.
Stacey is with a guy with an AOL one tho.
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Old 05-05-2020, 02:35 PM   #1189
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I sent an email to oldsleazeball at aol dot com, it said undeliverable.
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:04 PM   #1190
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oldyuppiesleazeball@aol.com
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:31 PM   #1191
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Just devastating how Stacey broke ABP's big heart. He's not ready to penetrate females yet. TIME WILL HEAL YOU ABP. KEEP STAYING ON YOUR PURPORTS UNTIL THE TIME COMES
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:58 PM   #1192
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WORD TO ALL THOSE THAT DON'T WANT TO BE GRUNCHED,

DON'T BE AN ******* UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO BE ****ED BY AN ABP

SEE YOU
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Old 05-05-2020, 03:59 PM   #1193
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I got you bro
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Old 05-05-2020, 04:01 PM   #1194
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My aol address was polocoolguy@aol.com.

Think about it.
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Old 05-05-2020, 04:02 PM   #1195
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So weird that I'm an old man but only like 5 years older than the ABP.

You're so damn young at heart bro. Admirin' tbh.
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:10 PM   #1196
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He's got dodger wonderin
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:49 PM   #1197
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That's a good phone for running, that's fosho. You never need a running watch.
i just got my case, screen protector, and card wallet. now need the arm band.

I AM A RUNNER NOW.

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So weird that I'm an old man but only like 5 years older than the ABP.

You're so damn young at heart bro. Admirin' tbh.
DI the supportive older brother i never had 👏🤜🤛
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:51 PM   #1198
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ha! i can are less what my email is. THAT IS WHAT YUPPIES DO. IF YOU NOT ROCKING THE LATEST TECH, GADGET, OR CAR, THEY GO FULL YUPPIE ON YOU. TOTAL YUPPIE NONSENSE, NOT EVEN GOING TO WASTE MY HIGH VALUE TIME ON YOU.
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Old 05-05-2020, 05:54 PM   #1199
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HA! THE ONLY THING THAT IS BROKE IS HER ASS FROM ALL THE TIMES I SLEEZEBALLED HER. HAVEN'T HEART FROM HER IN 8 MONTHS. IF SHE DON'T WANNA HIT ME UP, THAT'S FINE. I AINT NO BETA. BETAS REACH OUT. SHE AIN'T GONNA HEAR FROM ME ANY TIME SOON. I GOT OPTIONS. ABUNDANCE MINDSET.
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Old 05-05-2020, 06:08 PM   #1200
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

ABP is on his porpoise people.
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