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Old 04-24-2020, 03:46 PM   #1126
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Crazy how the guy with so little life experience has so much wisdom. You tell em AGP!
i learn from only the bests.

have you even been near a girls a$$hole before???

oh thats right, u one of those idiots i describe at the tables. fat, smelly, eating food with your nasty ass hands, touching poker chips, crumbs all over. the only a$$hole you been near is yours. OH WAIT, YOU HAVEN'T BC YOU TOO FAT TO EVEN WIPE YOUR OWN ASS.

MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE AND MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU CAN WIPE YOUR OWN ASS. BY THAT TIME MAYBE YOUR DONK STAR TEAM MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN SOMETHING.
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Old 04-24-2020, 03:57 PM   #1127
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MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE AND MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
I hate to break it to you, but no matter how much you wish this were true, about everyone in here, it never will be Laid Off Barista Guy. Sorry.

Hey, how about you ban me from this thread like you did v-guy, please? I hate being mean, but I just can't seem to help it, even if you are too dense to catch on 90% of the time.
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Old 04-24-2020, 04:05 PM   #1128
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How do we measure success in 2020:



I hate to break it to you, but no matter how much you wish this were true, about everyone in here, it never will be Laid Off Barista Guy. Sorry.

Hey, how about you ban me from this thread like you did v-guy, please? I hate being mean, but I just can't seem to help it, even if you are too dense to catch on 90% of the time.
LOL, SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DONT TAKE THE TIME IN THEIR DAYS TO GO ON IG AND FIND STACY AND OLD SLEEZE BALL ACCOUNTS THEN ADD THEM, U CREEPY ASS. THEY ARE TOO BUSY ACTUALLY HAVING SUCCESS.

ALSO YOU SAID LIFE EXPERIENCES WHICH IS DIFFERENT THAN SUCCESS. Project ABP SOMETHIUNG I HAVE EXPERIENCED MYSELF WHILE YOU HAVEN'T WHICH IS WHY IM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAT YOU.

LOL NOT GOING TO BAN YOU. LOVE CLOWNING ON YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC TEAM, ITS HILARIOUS.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT? U DONT EVEN HAVE A THREAD ON HERE. MY ASSUMPTIONS ON YOU ARE CORRECT. ON YOUR SCOOTER TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING BC U TO FAT TO EVEN WALK. ITS A FCUKING INSULT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY NEED SCOOTERS.

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Old 04-24-2020, 05:53 PM   #1129
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PLEASE BAN THIS CLOWN THAT CAN'T EVEN OHP OVER HIS BW. PATHETIC. THE FACT THAT YOU PULL SUMO SAYS IT ALL. PURE BETA WAY/CHEATING BC YOU CAN'T EVEN DL CONVENTIONAL.
nOT GOING TO LIE THESE ARE LOW BLOWS DUDE, CANT BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT THESE UP. i ALWAYS WAS MIRRIN YOU FOR YOUR STRONG OHP.

bAN THE GUY WHO GIVES YOU SO MUCH MOTIVATION, WTF??

n1, THE PROBLEM IS YOU ARE NOW IN A BLACK HOLE.
sINCE IF YOU SHOW any INTEREST IN A GIRL ITS CONSIDERED BETA. IF A GIRL ACTS LIKE SHE WANTS TO MEET UP YOU THINK SHES NOT ACTING IN HER FEMININE!
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Old 04-24-2020, 06:32 PM   #1130
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nOT GOING TO LIE THESE ARE LOW BLOWS DUDE, CANT BELIEVE YOU BROUGHT THESE UP. i ALWAYS WAS MIRRIN YOU FOR YOUR STRONG OHP.



bAN THE GUY WHO GIVES YOU SO MUCH MOTIVATION, WTF??



n1, THE PROBLEM IS YOU ARE NOW IN A BLACK HOLE.

sINCE IF YOU SHOW any INTEREST IN A GIRL ITS CONSIDERED BETA. IF A GIRL ACTS LIKE SHE WANTS TO MEET UP YOU THINK SHES NOT ACTING IN HER FEMININE!
NOT RESPONBILE FOR UR FEELINGS.

WAS GOING FOR MY EASY 4 MILE JUST NOW THIS SECOND, THEN GOT NOTIFICATION ON HERE.

TY FOR MOTIVATION BEFORE RUN. RIGHT ON TIME.
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Old 04-24-2020, 07:30 PM   #1131
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ABP,

Can you come audit my household and let me know if the wifeacore is BORED of my BETA MALE PROVIDER tendencies? Seems like you could make a lot of money COACHING hopeless YUPPIES like myself.
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Old 04-24-2020, 11:07 PM   #1132
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Can you come audit my household and let me know if the wifeacore is BORED of my BETA MALE PROVIDER tendencies? Seems like you could make a lot of money COACHING hopeless YUPPIES like myself.
it'd make one helluva youtube series. Or have the mentor himself, AMS, come by and give you some alpha tactics to employ to keep the wifeacore wonderin with all your chaos
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Old 04-25-2020, 12:33 AM   #1133
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Old 04-25-2020, 01:01 AM   #1134
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it'd make one helluva youtube series. Or have the mentor himself, AMS, come by and give you some alpha tactics to employ to keep the wifeacore wonderin with all your chaos
really hoping these teasers for season three truly happen
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Old 04-25-2020, 02:58 AM   #1135
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Can you come audit my household and let me know if the wifeacore is BORED of my BETA MALE PROVIDER tendencies? Seems like you could make a lot of money COACHING hopeless YUPPIES like myself.
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. DUDE, DO YOU EVEN GO NEAR HER *******?
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Old 04-25-2020, 03:26 AM   #1136
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IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. DUDE, DO YOU EVEN GO NEAR HER *******?
legit lol
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Old 04-25-2020, 08:14 AM   #1137
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I was definitely thinking of it being a YouTube series; maybe every time he sees a yuppie with Cole Haan shoes or ill fitting pants or a guy that actually has sex with his wife or girlfriend instead of having purpose, our hero can look pityingly/angrily at the camera as the shot pauses and some sort of image that denotes BETA MALE PROVIDER comes on with an appropriate music stinger (a la the thug life meme).
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Old 04-25-2020, 08:16 AM   #1138
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IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. DUDE, DO YOU EVEN GO NEAR HER *******?
She won't let me; is it because I'm too beta Project ABP
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Old 04-25-2020, 09:17 AM   #1139
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I was definitely thinking of it being a YouTube series; maybe every time he sees a yuppie with Cole Haan shoes or ill fitting pants or a guy that actually has sex with his wife or girlfriend instead of having purpose, our hero can look pityingly/angrily at the camera as the shot pauses and some sort of image that denotes BETA MALE PROVIDER comes on with an appropriate music stinger (a la the thug life meme).
so basically angry asian jim halpert
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Old 04-25-2020, 09:46 AM   #1140
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This is the most class conscious thread in 2p2.

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Old 04-25-2020, 09:52 AM   #1141
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today copped 2 Supreme/MLB varsity jackets. retail $328. resell looking around $500ish easy $350+.

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might keep 1 and flip the other one. its a nice look for ABPxLoco Pt. investing in my look so casinos don't think im a white nerdy idiot like the rest of the beta males in here.

see you.
What's the difference between this ugly jacket and that equally ugly dragon button down?

Confirmed gay too. Alphas don't GAF about fashion you dorky Asian ****.
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Old 04-25-2020, 11:16 AM   #1142
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Confirmed gay too. Alphas don't GAF about fashion you dorky Asian ****.
I've been fairly hands off so far, but moving forward, posts like this one that leverage someone's actual or imagined sexuality as an insult will lead to timeouts. This goes for anyone posting ITT, including OP.
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Old 04-25-2020, 11:25 AM   #1143
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I've been fairly hands off so far, but moving forward, posts like this one that leverage someone's actual or imagined sexuality as an insult will lead to timeouts. This goes for anyone posting ITT, including OP.
sounds like this thread got monte wonderin
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Old 04-25-2020, 11:39 AM   #1144
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Get rid of mark already, total creeper. He is the one that turned ABP into a cynical being.

The story is correct right? He stalked Stacy and then followed both Stacy and sleezeball on IG?

Truly disgusting. Thremp use to take info from people's personal logs and then criticize them for it (for example Sensei's employee who died or my brother who died). He would get drunk and then get hateful with personal stuff you put in your log.

This is the exact behavior that kills health + wellness logs around here. It's a shame montecore/Aidan are so weak about this. This guy mark doesn't even have a log here. The worst kinda of cancer possible.
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Old 04-25-2020, 11:56 AM   #1145
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Get rid of mark already, total creeper. He is the one that turned ABP into a cynical being.
Fantastic stuff.

As an aside, N1 is free, as is anyone, to ban anyone they wish from their log. Please PM so I'm aware of it.
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Old 04-25-2020, 12:01 PM   #1146
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Amazing that there's still old fart yuppie betas who think calling a guy gay is a super sick burn. What year is it in your head, 1980?

That being said, the jacket is ****ing hilariously ugly. Looks like a jacket you'd see on the red line at 3 am, with a crack pipe in one pocket and a Tracfone in the other.
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Old 04-25-2020, 02:25 PM   #1147
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ABP,

Can you come audit my household and let me know if the wifeacore is BORED of my BETA MALE PROVIDER tendencies? Seems like you could make a lot of money COACHING hopeless YUPPIES like myself.
looks like you ain't giving her any validation. good. she is with you bc she is chasing it. girls want to be validated by alpha males. why the fcuk would they want validation from ugly yuppie betas when they know they can get it?? THEY LOVE CHALLENGE.



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She won't let me; is it because I'm too beta Project ABP
this is where you are beta. work on it. you have to be DOM. women don't mean what they say. you listen to their actions. if she say no, you have to bring the DOM out of you. then she will submit bc women get turned on by alpha traits.

here is example:

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THEY TEST YOUR MASCULNE. THEY LOVE CHAOS.

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What's the difference between this ugly jacket and that equally ugly dragon button down?

Confirmed gay too. Alphas don't GAF about fashion you dorky Asian ****.
first you talk about my jacket(which is fire bc you don't even understand streetwear or have a clue on hype/fashion/etc) then out of nowhere go full homophobe. you make no sense. youre too creepy/cringy that you can't even think straight and non-stop rape/homophobia thoughts kicks into your wee little brain. rape/penis size/homophobia is all you talk about. please get some help.


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Get rid of mark already, total creeper. He is the one that turned ABP into a cynical being.

The story is correct right? He stalked Stacy and then followed both Stacy and sleezeball on IG?

Truly disgusting. Thremp use to take info from people's personal logs and then criticize them for it (for example Sensei's employee who died or my brother who died). He would get drunk and then get hateful with personal stuff you put in your log.

This is the exact behavior that kills health + wellness logs around here. It's a shame montecore/Aidan are so weak about this. This guy mark doesn't even have a log here. The worst kinda of cancer possible.
ya he snap followed them. this is what predators/rapers do. he has so much time on his hands that he does this stuff. successful people don't do this stuff. they are too busy building their empire.

he doesnt even lift. he doesnt even care about his health. successful people respect their body and wellness. he is not successful.

ya thremp is idiot. 1/2 the time i dont even know what he's trying to say. not gonna even waste my high value time on him. thremp, if you in here:

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Amazing that there's still old fart yuppie betas who think calling a guy gay is a super sick burn. What year is it in your head, 1980?

That being said, the jacket is ****ing hilariously ugly. Looks like a jacket you'd see on the red line at 3 am, with a crack pipe in one pocket and a Tracfone in the other.
honestly. he's like 16. at that age you should be maturing and not giving a F. sad honestly.

lolol love it! only streetwear/hypebeasts will understand. also MLB will never have a collab unless their branding outweighs supreme. this is why they splattered all the logos on the front. the first thing they want people to see is it's a MLB jacket. not a supreme jacket. this is why there is only a 'S' for supreme in the front and their box logo hidden with all the other patches.

i dont love the patches either, but i am huge baseball fan. it is a must cop. already over $200 retail and only going to go up. its a good hold.




need to eat. see you soon.
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Old 04-25-2020, 02:35 PM   #1148
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wow. rain, wet, and cold again. today is 8x200m sprinting again. track is slick so going to wait to see if it dries. or else i do it tomorrow. yesterday did my 4 mile easy.

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Old 04-26-2020, 05:48 AM   #1149
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ABP trading in Supreme futures is the hype we need
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Old 04-26-2020, 09:05 AM   #1150
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Well... it is a more meaningful purpose than slangin lattes and does take some skill in predicting the tendencies and trends in the tastes and preferences of absolute ******s and 16-25 year old Chinese kids from ultra rich families trying to project a badass GANGSTA image (until a moderately dark skinned muscular guy is in their presence).
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