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Old 04-22-2020, 05:31 PM   #1076
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why not just send the design to a print shop and make money that way then and cut out the middle man?
THIS IS THE PROBLEM. MAKING AND SELLING FAKES. YOU GOT NO HEART AND IT SHOWS YOUR CHARACTER. THE FAKES HAVE GOTTEN SO GOOD THAT SOME OF THESE PASS AUTHENTICATION. OF COURSE THEY COME FROM CHINA. FIRST BAT VIRUS AND NOW TOXICATING THE SNEAKER COMMUNITY WITH FAKES.

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ABPs don't have TIME to do MENIAL JOBS that BETA MALE PROVIDERS can do instead, TIME which can be better spent being on HIS PURPOSE. What's so HARD about this???!??!!??
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS READING THE BOOK.

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N1,

It's pretty standard drive-through protocol to check the bag before you drive away. Maybe try that next time so you don't have to get super mad and drive all the way back after you get home. And the correct play there at the end of that exchange was to hand her a chicken wing and tell her to stay plugged.

Interesting that KFC employees who make even less money than you are now considered yuppies. I'm looking forward to the episode where you meet a homeless yuppie and talk down to him for spending all his money on malt liqour donk drinks and making terrible clothing choices at Goodwill.
HA! LOVE IT!

HER ATTITUDE WAS OF A YUPPIE. TOTAL DISRESPECT TO A CUSTOMER THATS SPENDING $40+ ON CHICKEN. B1TCH YOU GOT A JOB BC OF ME. I SAY NICELY I WANTED FRESH CHICKEN. SHE GIVES ME ATTITUDE AND ROLLS HER EYES AT ME. I THEN TELL HER WOULD SHE EAT THIS IN THE SAME ATTITUDE SHE GIVE ME. DRY AND STALE CHICKEN. THAT SHUT HER UP.
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Old 04-22-2020, 05:33 PM   #1077
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my pegasus came in. fits nicely. might need to rest today and run my 3 easy mile tomorrow. wet, cold, and raining. no time for injuries.

see you soon. i doubled up on the court purples that came out last week. trying to find a buyer.
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Old 04-22-2020, 08:48 PM   #1078
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Jeez, when I first found the original N1H thread I remember being impressed with all of the progress, albeit slow in some ways, he had made in life through years of effort.

To come in now and see him descended into this angry character who seems to hate everyone is a bit of a disappointment. Oh well, hope springs eternal. I wish the best for you, N1H. Take care of yourself. I've found that pure rage as fuel only got me so far in life, and ended up hurting me worse than everyone else...
Rage can be good, but when it's coupled with a total lack of humility or self reflection its not only cringey, but not at all helpful either. The level of arrogance and perception of self-superiority developed by the villain has been just staggering. And it all happened in such a short period of time...
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Old 04-22-2020, 09:24 PM   #1079
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NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FEELINGS. HONESTLY A BUNCH OF BETA MALES IN HERE ACTING LIKE THE CREEPY NEEDY GUY BLAMING THE GIRL ON WHY HE CAN'T COURT HER THEN SHAMES HER BC HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS. SHE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS FEELINGS.

SEE YOU, EATING MY DAILY BOWL OF FRUIT.
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Old 04-22-2020, 09:37 PM   #1080
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Old 04-23-2020, 12:57 AM   #1081
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investment news: 2 more slots opened up for the relief tee. the tees are only worth $60, but the dude wants $175 for every successful slot. these tees are super limited and probably worth $450-$500+ in resell. anywhere from $1400-$1600 to be made on friday. the ABP way.

see you soon. been up watching some drew peterson scandal. this dude is straight up creepy.
rickroll: look at that, n1 is trying to make some money off the yuppies, good for him

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THIS IS THE PROBLEM. MAKING AND SELLING FAKES. YOU GOT NO HEART AND IT SHOWS YOUR CHARACTER. THE FAKES HAVE GOTTEN SO GOOD THAT SOME OF THESE PASS AUTHENTICATION. OF COURSE THEY COME FROM CHINA. FIRST BAT VIRUS AND NOW TOXICATING THE SNEAKER COMMUNITY WITH FAKES.
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Old 04-23-2020, 08:39 AM   #1082
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NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FEELINGS. HONESTLY A BUNCH OF BETA MALES IN HERE ACTING LIKE THE CREEPY NEEDY GUY BLAMING THE GIRL ON WHY HE CAN'T COURT HER THEN SHAMES HER BC HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS. SHE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS FEELINGS.

SEE YOU, EATING MY DAILY BOWL OF FRUIT.
I'm pretty sure everyone itt gets laid more frequently than you. INCLUDING MY 13 YEAR OLD SON.

I do think there's a high chance you're just gay N1.
Lets look at the facts:
-Actively tries not to have [pussy] sex with chicks. Good looking chick to N1: "N1 please **** me!!!!!!" N1: "NO I HAVE TO DO SOME DUMB BS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND CALL IT MY PURPOSE."
-Talks about nicely shaped weiners with roommate
-Super into fashion
-Super into buttholes
-Has tons of repressed anger (likely for being in closet).

N1 ITS OK IF YOU ARE!!

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Old 04-23-2020, 09:20 AM   #1083
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TC,

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Old 04-23-2020, 11:00 AM   #1084
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TC this is compelling stuff. Never thought of that.
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Old 04-23-2020, 12:30 PM   #1085
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LOVE IT.

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I'm pretty sure everyone itt gets laid more frequently than you. INCLUDING MY 13 YEAR OLD SON.

I do think there's a high chance you're just gay N1.
Lets look at the facts:
-Actively tries not to have [pussy] sex with chicks. Good looking chick to N1: "N1 please **** me!!!!!!" N1: "NO I HAVE TO DO SOME DUMB BS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND CALL IT MY PURPOSE."
-Talks about nicely shaped weiners with roommate
-Super into fashion
-Super into buttholes
-Has tons of repressed anger (likely for being in closet).

N1 ITS OK IF YOU ARE!!
ha! gets laid more than me. of course. why am i not disagreeing? LIKE I SAID, THE BETAS IN HERE INCLUDING YOU ARE BETA MALE PROVIDERS WHICH LIKELY MEANS YOU'RE MARRIED AND JUST PROVIDING FOR THAT WIFE OF YOURS. SHE'S GETTING SICK OF YOU HONESTLY AND IS TIRED OF YOU. MEANWHILE I HAVE OPTIONS, AND STILL FOLLOW AMS RULES BC THAT'S HOW HIGH VALUE MALES ACT. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ALREADY SUBMITTED(BETA) TO YOUR WIFE.

- FUNNY HOW D1CKS COME UP EVERY TIME IN HERE, IS THAT THE FIRST THING ON YOUR MIND???
- HIGH VALUE MALES KNOW HOW TO DRESS THEMSELVES. NOT IN SOME YUPPIE COLE HAAN PAYLESS SHOES AND A&G LOSER PANTS.
- YOU LIKE THE SELFISH GREEDY YUPPIE KID WHO DON'T EAT HIS VEGETABLES WHEN MOMMY TELLS YOU TO. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN GET NO ASS.
-HAVE ANGER BC OF IGNORANT YUPPIES LIKE YOU THINK YOU RUN THE WORLD. OH WAIT I FORGOT, YOU FCUKING WEAR COLE HAAN SHOES AND THINK ITS OK WHICH TILTS ME EVEN MORE.

TY FOR MOTIVATION, IM GOING ON MY 3 MILE EASY JOG.

IDIOTS.
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Old 04-23-2020, 12:38 PM   #1086
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n1, dick wetness prop bet?
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Old 04-23-2020, 12:52 PM   #1087
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MEANWHILE I HAVE OPTIONS
Seems like a real alpha man with so many options would occasionally choose one other than "I'll just spend the night alone".
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Old 04-23-2020, 03:27 PM   #1088
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Yuppie betas itt still don't get it.

Providing a woman with sex = being a BETA MALE PROVIDER.

The goal is to have options and purpoise, or more accurately, to give the appearance of always having options and porpoise. Having sex is an action not an option.

Trying to have sex with women = chasing. HIGH VALUE MALES DO NOT CHASE.

Not to toot my own horn, but according to the new alpha philosophy, I am clearly the highest value male in the forum. That's a fact that you betas will just have to deal with.
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Old 04-23-2020, 03:36 PM   #1089
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I'm pretty sure everyone itt gets laid more frequently than you. INCLUDING MY 13 YEAR OLD SON.

I do think there's a high chance you're just gay N1.
Lets look at the facts:
-Actively tries not to have [pussy] sex with chicks. Good looking chick to N1: "N1 please **** me!!!!!!" N1: "NO I HAVE TO DO SOME DUMB BS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK AND CALL IT MY PURPOSE."
-Talks about nicely shaped weiners with roommate
-Super into fashion
-Super into buttholes
-Has tons of repressed anger (likely for being in closet).

N1 ITS OK IF YOU ARE!!
So this post contains 1) ridiculous homophobia 2) creepily thinking about your 13 year old son having sex, and 3) complete ignorance of what it means to be a HIGH VALUE MALE. COOL STORY BRO.
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Old 04-23-2020, 03:56 PM   #1090
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Rage can be good, but when it's coupled with a total lack of humility or self reflection its not only cringey, but not at all helpful either. The level of arrogance and perception of self-superiority developed by the villain has been just staggering. And it all happened in such a short period of time...
Without looking back, it seems like the trigger was one of two things, or maybe a combo of both: Hanging out with the loco and/or the Stripper Butthole Breakup. Is this new persona some weird hero worship of loco? Seems like it. Probably some dumb troll they both came up with as it can't be real life. No one is truly this dumb.
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I do think there's a high chance you're just gay N1.
N1 ITS OK IF YOU ARE!!
Seriously, it's ok to be gay AGP, it's ok.
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Seems like a real alpha man with so many options would occasionally choose one other than "I'll just spend the night alone".
Never alone. He has a very attractive roommate he stays with.

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Old 04-23-2020, 04:10 PM   #1091
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QUICK QUESTION FOR ALL THE BETA HATERS, WOULD A GAY ASIAN BIG PLAYER BE SO CLOSE TO HIS MOM AND SISTER???

GO PUT ON SOME COLE HAANS AND CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFT AT KFC AND BE THE PROVIDERS YOU ARE. VALIDATE SOME FEMALE CUSTOMERS.

THE AUDACITY OF THESE YUPPIES.

SEE YOU.
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Old 04-23-2020, 04:14 PM   #1092
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Seems like a real alpha man with so many options would occasionally choose one other than "I'll just spend the night alone".
you are not a follower of AMS. the ultimate confidence is when you can be alone. i have talked about this previously. looks like you missed it.

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Yuppie betas itt still don't get it.

Providing a woman with sex = being a BETA MALE PROVIDER.

The goal is to have options and purpoise, or more accurately, to give the appearance of always having options and porpoise. Having sex is an action not an option.

Trying to have sex with women = chasing. HIGH VALUE MALES DO NOT CHASE.

Not to toot my own horn, but according to the new alpha philosophy, I am clearly the highest value male in the forum. That's a fact that you betas will just have to deal with.
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So this post contains 1) ridiculous homophobia 2) creepily thinking about your 13 year old son having sex, and 3) complete ignorance of what it means to be a HIGH VALUE MALE. COOL STORY BRO.
GOT EM'.

he is weird. he literally picturing his son having sex? lol, NICE PARENTING, YUPPIE IDIOT.

loco is right. bunch of creepy nerd idiots in here. first you ruin live games thinking you some GTO GOD, but then have some creepy ass thoughts on your son having sex??? PLEASE GO FIX YOURSELF.



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Without looking back, it seems like the trigger was one of two things, or maybe a combo of both: Hanging out with the loco and/or the Stripper Butthole Breakup. Is this new persona some weird hero worship of loco? Seems like it. Probably some dumb troll they both came up with as it can't be real life. No one is truly this dumb.

Seriously, it's ok to be gay AGP, it's ok.

Never alone. He has a very attractive roommate he stays with.

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ha! the only gay thing going on in this thread is your gayness for that stupid blue star team. its sad you root for such a pathetic no driven team. my team is a QB away from being a dynasty. you on the other had have this idiot DAK asking for some nonsense ludicrous max contract when he hasn't done crap. literally he's matthew stafford 2.0.

WE LITERALLY WENT 8-8 WITH NO QB LAST YEAR, WHILE YOU PRAISE YOUR DAK AND GO 9-7 IN A BS WEAKASS EAST DIVISION. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND. OH WAIT, YOU'RE TOO BRAINWASHED THINKING HE'S SOME PAT MAHOMES III.
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Old 04-23-2020, 04:17 PM   #1093
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QUICK QUESTION FOR ALL THE BETA HATERS, WOULD A GAY ASIAN BIG PLAYER BE SO CLOSE TO HIS MOM AND SISTER???

GO PUT ON SOME COLE HAANS AND CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFT AT KFC AND BE THE PROVIDERS YOU ARE. VALIDATE SOME FEMALE CUSTOMERS.

THE AUDACITY OF THESE YUPPIES.

SEE YOU.
THE OLDER SUPPORTIVE BROTHER I NEVER HAD IN MY LIFE Project ABPProject ABPProject ABP
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Old 04-23-2020, 04:46 PM   #1094
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ABP,

What's the value in being an ALPHA MALE? You have so much passion around being one but how does it improve your life?

I'm an admitted YUPPIE BETA MALE PROVIDER by definition (married, kid, professional) but I always assumed that ALPHA MALES were constantly getting laid and crushing it in all aspects of life (social, professional, financial). I thought those outcomes were one of the hallmarks of being ALPHA.

In your worldview, is being ALPHA the end and not the means to other ends?
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ABP,

What's the value in being an ALPHA MALE? You have so much passion around being one but how does it improve your life?

I'm an admitted YUPPIE BETA MALE PROVIDER by definition (married, kid, professional) but I always assumed that ALPHA MALES were constantly getting laid and crushing it in all aspects of life (social, professional, financial). I thought those outcomes were one of the hallmarks of being ALPHA.

In your worldview, is being ALPHA the end and not the means to other ends?


Maybe you missed the post about reselling t-shirts?

ABP is making moves. The rest will follow accordingly.
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Old 04-23-2020, 05:46 PM   #1096
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ABP,

What's the value in being an ALPHA MALE? You have so much passion around being one but how does it improve your life?

I'm an admitted YUPPIE BETA MALE PROVIDER by definition (married, kid, professional) but I always assumed that ALPHA MALES were constantly getting laid and crushing it in all aspects of life (social, professional, financial). I thought those outcomes were one of the hallmarks of being ALPHA.

In your worldview, is being ALPHA the end and not the means to other ends?

Mark,

ABP has PURPOSE and HEART.

What’s so hard to understand?

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Old 04-23-2020, 05:53 PM   #1097
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Ya, but his whore wife is getting ****ed in the ass by some little, wormy, short-dick Asian, while he's off earning.

#AlphaLife
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Old 04-23-2020, 05:56 PM   #1098
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And aren't Asian males the lowest form of life on the dating scene?

He'd be better off trying his hand as a beta provider instead of this phony ****.
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Old 04-23-2020, 06:04 PM   #1099
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ABP,

What's the value in being an ALPHA MALE? You have so much passion around being one but how does it improve your life?

I'm an admitted YUPPIE BETA MALE PROVIDER by definition (married, kid, professional) but I always assumed that ALPHA MALES were constantly getting laid and crushing it in all aspects of life (social, professional, financial). I thought those outcomes were one of the hallmarks of being ALPHA.

In your worldview, is being ALPHA the end and not the means to other ends?
WRONG! ALPHA MALES HAVE DEAD END SERVICE JOBS AND TURN DOWN ANY ADVANCEMENT THAT MIGHT BE OFFERED THEM BECAUSE ONLY BETEMALEPROVIDERS ARE MANAGERS. THEY DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HOT WOMEN. THEY CONSTANTLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE WEARING AND OVERPAY FOR SHITTY LOOKING CLOTHES/SHOES. NEXT QUESTION.

AGP
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the Stripper Butthole Breakup.

Yes Stacy broke his heart. I even told him back then he needs to red pill a bit because falling in love with some skank like Stacy is embarrassing. But what really did it was when she started dating the old sleeze. Then we all said man that guy's a boss. ABP to protect his ego declared him a yuppie creeper. Something like that as best as I can remember. At some point ABP latched on to this AMS guy.

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he is weird. he literally picturing his son having sex? lol, NICE PARENTING, YUPPIE IDIOT.

loco is right. bunch of creepy nerd idiots in here. first you ruin live games thinking you some GTO GOD, but then have some creepy ass thoughts on your son having sex??? PLEASE GO FIX YOURSELF.

THAT BOY IS SOMETHING ELSE. He's already knocked a girl up. ILL BE A GRANDDAD SOON AND IM ONLY 27.

MORE THAN YOUR PARENTS CAN SAY ABOUT YOU!
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