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Old 04-20-2020, 09:10 PM   #1051
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He messes up the porn algorithms on her wifi
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Old 04-20-2020, 10:07 PM   #1052
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lol, nice
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Old 04-20-2020, 10:27 PM   #1053
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what is code3??



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love it. they always come back. look at that vafoocong. not a man of his word and always coming back like the needy creepy ex.

Code3 is mlylt’s ALPHA boyfriend who keeps her wonderin’

He also likes banging hookers a lot. Not sure if that’s BETA, or HIGH VALUE, tho.
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Old 04-21-2020, 12:58 AM   #1054
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I'm 80% this chick is escaping her abusive dad/stepdad/bf and doesn't really care where she goes and will effectively be moving in semi-permanently and ABP will spin this as anything other than him being a BETA PROVIDER.
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Old 04-21-2020, 09:56 AM   #1055
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I'm 80% this chick is escaping her abusive dad/stepdad/bf and doesn't really care where she goes and will effectively be moving in semi-permanently and ABP will spin this as anything other than him being a BETA PROVIDER.
Seems like a good read.
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Old 04-21-2020, 11:26 AM   #1056
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I'm 80% this chick is escaping her abusive dad/stepdad/bf and doesn't really care where she goes and will effectively be moving in semi-permanently and ABP will spin this as anything other than him being a BETA PROVIDER.
The writers need to do something other than keep repeating the stale psuedo-economic rants and whining about yuppies nonstop for the last few episodes. A new female character is long overdue.
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Old 04-21-2020, 11:30 AM   #1057
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I think I’ve had about all I can handle from this thread.

Good luck man.
Yeah that's what they all say.
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Old 04-21-2020, 12:08 PM   #1058
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I'm 80% this chick is escaping her abusive dad/stepdad/bf and doesn't really care where she goes and will effectively be moving in semi-permanently and ABP will spin this as anything other than him being a BETA PROVIDER.

^This could provide an entertaining new season in the ABP saga.
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Old 04-21-2020, 12:32 PM   #1059
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I'm 80% this chick is escaping her abusive dad/stepdad/bf and doesn't really care where she goes and will effectively be moving in semi-permanently and ABP will spin this as anything other than him being a BETA PROVIDER.
Possibly another hooker, this time looking for free room for a time. The escort business has got to be hurting right about now and hotel rooms ain't free. (Yes ABP, we know, she only does it for the money).
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Old 04-21-2020, 04:38 PM   #1060
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SHE ONLY HAS SEX FOR MONEY IF SHE NEEDS MONEY SHES NOT ONE OF THESE YUPPIE HOOKERS WHO HAS SEX FOR MONEY LIKE ITS HER JOB AND THEN WASTES IT ALL ON OVERPRICED DONK DRINKS AND THEN WHINES ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES DOWN
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Old 04-21-2020, 06:10 PM   #1061
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GRUNCH. no time for you at the moment.


Loco, i do 8x200m today. man so i can sprint well early but then i get to last 100-150 feet of the sprint and i slow down. might not be enough heart. my legs and heart feel like they are going to explode. i need treadmill. that way i cannot slow down and forced to run all 200m.



tomorrow my Pegasus come in. been running in my vans authentic. holding up well.

i buy 4 slots for the upcoming Supreme COVID-19 Relief fund tee. 100% of profit goes to helpusa.org. fingers crossed.

see you soon.
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Old 04-21-2020, 07:13 PM   #1062
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Loco, i do 8x200m today. man so i can sprint well early but then i get to last 100-150 feet of the sprint and i slow down. might not be enough heart. my legs and heart feel like they are going to explode. i need treadmill. that way i cannot slow down and forced to run all 200m.
No one on the planet can run the entire 200 meters at full speed unless their full speed is very, very slow.
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Old 04-22-2020, 12:35 AM   #1063
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GRUNCH. no time for you at the moment.

Translation = she has already alluded to abusive household situation and a willingness to go to whichever male figure will take her in and there's evidence to suggest this in the text chat, but this is crippling to n1h's desire to project an internet alpha male persona
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Old 04-22-2020, 12:56 AM   #1064
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SHE ONLY HAS SEX FOR MONEY IF SHE NEEDS MONEY SHES NOT ONE OF THESE YUPPIE HOOKERS WHO HAS SEX FOR MONEY LIKE ITS HER JOB AND THEN WASTES IT ALL ON OVERPRICED DONK DRINKS AND THEN WHINES ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES DOWN
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Old 04-22-2020, 01:39 AM   #1065
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Wait so Selfie Girl = #thirstrape girl? I can never keep track of these hoors.

Either way, that is one of the thirstiest text exchanges I've ever seen. It's so weird how someone who follows the advice of a guy like AMS would attract super clingy needy desperate women with low self esteem. I'm wondrin.
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Old 04-22-2020, 04:24 AM   #1066
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No one on the planet can run the entire 200 meters at full speed unless their full speed is very, very slow.
looks like i got more heart than i thought.

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Wait so Selfie Girl = #thirstrape girl? I can never keep track of these hoors.

Either way, that is one of the thirstiest text exchanges I've ever seen. It's so weird how someone who follows the advice of a guy like AMS would attract super clingy needy desperate women with low self esteem. I'm wondrin.
yes selfie girl = thirstrap girl. i renamed her selfie girl in my phone bc all she does is send selfies. its some sort of mental problem/issues with these types of people. i see it on IG everyday. these so called 'gym public figures' post nothing but the selfie and their PAWG ass. they don't even lift i swear. they got lucky with genetics and call themselves public figure. lol. pure yuppie behavior.

thats what happens when you don't GAF anymore. they chase you. i stopped caring ever since i found AMS. CCW is for relationships, but he has good pointers. THE PHONE ISN'T FOR TALKING. ONLY FOR SETTING UP DATES, THEN YOU GET THE F OFF THE PHONE. you wonder why all these girls in quarantine want to video chat/zoom? they need the validation bc they haven't gotten any in the last month or so being stuck at home. she don't GAF about you. HIGH VALUE MALES DON'T GIVE FREE VALIDATION. if you in the friend zone, go ahead. you worthless anyways.
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Old 04-22-2020, 04:27 AM   #1067
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Jeez, when I first found the original N1H thread I remember being impressed with all of the progress, albeit slow in some ways, he had made in life through years of effort.

To come in now and see him descended into this angry character who seems to hate everyone is a bit of a disappointment. Oh well, hope springs eternal. I wish the best for you, N1H. Take care of yourself. I've found that pure rage as fuel only got me so far in life, and ended up hurting me worse than everyone else...
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Old 04-22-2020, 04:32 AM   #1068
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investment news: 2 more slots opened up for the relief tee. the tees are only worth $60, but the dude wants $175 for every successful slot. these tees are super limited and probably worth $450-$500+ in resell. anywhere from $1400-$1600 to be made on friday. the ABP way.

see you soon. been up watching some drew peterson scandal. this dude is straight up creepy.
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Old 04-22-2020, 04:43 AM   #1069
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gorvnice, who the hell are you? i don't remember you...

ty. stay tuned. corona got me skinny fat again, but you will see the heart i have to make all my gains back.

not responsible for anyones feelings. i simply do not give a flying fcuk anymore. last time me and my mother went to KFC drive thru. we get home and we got the wrong fcuking order. i drive back, walk in, and tell them we got wrong order. they look at receipt. they add the missing chicken pieces and other sides. wtf??? i look at her and tell her i want ALL fresh batch of chicken. these are cold now bc we drove home and i had to come back. this yuppie looked at me and said 'well you could have told me in the beginning' with an eye roll and giving me attitude. I SAID 'THESE ARE COLD, WOULD YOU EAT IT?' she stfu and submit to me and gave me fresh batch of chicken.

TY, taking good care of myself. rage = motivation for me. i love it. all these idiots only motivate me to shatter my PRs. talking about wifes being stronger than me or your daughter has better 200m time. clowns in here making me stronger. ty.
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Old 04-22-2020, 05:03 AM   #1070
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investment news: 2 more slots opened up for the relief tee. the tees are only worth $60, but the dude wants $175 for every successful slot. these tees are super limited and probably worth $450-$500+ in resell. anywhere from $1400-$1600 to be made on friday. the ABP way.

see you soon. been up watching some drew peterson scandal. this dude is straight up creepy.
why not just send the design to a print shop and make money that way then and cut out the middle man?
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Old 04-22-2020, 06:36 AM   #1071
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ABPs don't have TIME to do MENIAL JOBS that BETA MALE PROVIDERS can do instead, TIME which can be better spent being on HIS PURPOSE. What's so HARD about this???!??!!??
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Old 04-22-2020, 10:44 AM   #1072
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N1,

It's pretty standard drive-through protocol to check the bag before you drive away. Maybe try that next time so you don't have to get super mad and drive all the way back after you get home. And the correct play there at the end of that exchange was to hand her a chicken wing and tell her to stay plugged.

Interesting that KFC employees who make even less money than you are now considered yuppies. I'm looking forward to the episode where you meet a homeless yuppie and talk down to him for spending all his money on malt liqour donk drinks and making terrible clothing choices at Goodwill.
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Old 04-22-2020, 12:22 PM   #1073
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lol got 'em
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Old 04-22-2020, 02:04 PM   #1074
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ITT we have facking yuppies working at KFC.
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Old 04-22-2020, 04:58 PM   #1075
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N1 - Just a gentle reminder about what happens when you go in the drive through

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