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Old 04-15-2020, 03:42 AM   #976
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Old 04-15-2020, 11:01 AM   #977
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Old 04-15-2020, 12:44 PM   #978
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pluggin', got my chips cashed in
keep pluggin', like ABP man
together, more or less in line
just keep pluggin' on

arrows of neon and flashing cole hahns out on main street
Chicago, Vegas, Macau and its all the same coffee
your typical yuppie involved in a typical daydream
plug it up and see what tomorrow brings

yuppie got a soft spleen
stacy too close to ABP
starbucks got the ways and means
But just won't let you be

most of the teens that you meet in the warehouse speak of true love
most of the time they're sitting and crying at starbucks
one of these days they know they gotta ditch the beta
out of the door and into the street all alone

pluggin' like the ABP man
once told me gotta play your hand
sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime
if you don't lay them down
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Old 04-15-2020, 02:42 PM   #979
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Old 04-15-2020, 05:21 PM   #980
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Old 04-15-2020, 08:48 PM   #981
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rick,

Is that this song?
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Old 04-15-2020, 09:48 PM   #982
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Running is looking good. 2 easy runs and 2 hard runs, that's still a very aggressive schedule but you will be fine since it's low mileage. The two hard runs are either short intervals or tempo. You did your intervals already so easy running is next and then a tempo run.

Tempo run is what you did last week, 4 miles in 32:00. It should be comfortably hard but should have gas in the tank.

If you want to act hard, well then try to go a hair faster every tempo run. Or make one of the easy runs a longer run (but still at 9:00 to 10:00 pace). Thats how you act hard in a smart way. Don't act hard by making all your runs hard, that's donkish.
loco, i do another 3 mile easy run today. was snowing and cold. did not want to do it. but got dressed and did it anyways. ABP Mentality.



tomorrow i will do 4 mile tempo then get back to you.


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pluggin', got my chips cashed in
keep pluggin', like ABP man
together, more or less in line
just keep pluggin' on

arrows of neon and flashing cole hahns out on main street
Chicago, Vegas, Macau and its all the same coffee
your typical yuppie involved in a typical daydream
plug it up and see what tomorrow brings

yuppie got a soft spleen
stacy too close to ABP
starbucks got the ways and means
But just won't let you be

most of the teens that you meet in the warehouse speak of true love
most of the time they're sitting and crying at starbucks
one of these days they know they gotta ditch the beta
out of the door and into the street all alone

pluggin' like the ABP man
once told me gotta play your hand
sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime
if you don't lay them down
LOVE IT

ONLY ALPHAS HAVE THE KINK FOR THE PLUG. ALL THESE BETA ASS IDIOTS TOO BETA TO EVEN GO NEAR A FEMALE A$$HOLE.
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Old 04-15-2020, 09:50 PM   #983
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/thousands...191743463.html

look at these idiots. of course. michigan. nothing has ever came good out of there. these morons want to go back to work during a pandemic. these people are the scums of the earth. have no care for other people or essential workers like nurses and doctors. do you not realize you are just going to make things harder for the hospitals if we let you go back to work??? are you really that stupid? they are angry bc they got no income or their buisness will close down. well you know what? that is nobodys fault but yours. wtf are you doing with your paycheck??? do you not save any money??? oh thats right, DOING YUPPIE THINGS AND HAVING CHAMPAGNE EVERY WEEKEND. AND IF YOUR SO CALLED BUISNESS IS GOING TO CLOSE DOWN, IT REALLY WASN'T A GOOD FCUKING BUISNESS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WAS IT? I WORK A DEAD END JOB AND FCUKING HAVE MONEY TO MYSELF FOR THIS TIME, AND YOU SAYING YOU DON'T? THIS IS WHY I AM BETTER THAN YOU.

honestly sick of these idiots. you know what i would do? those who want to go back out to the real world should have to sign some sort of government document that says hospitals are not responsible for your wellness/will not take you in if you get sick bc your dumb@$$ wanted to go back out into real world during a fcuking pandemic.

then we have the moron dak prescott. THIS DUDE HASN'T DONE SH1.T IN THE LEAGUE AND ASKS FOR A MAX CONTRACT. THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO HAVE A PARTY DURING THIS PANDEMIC ALONG WITH ZEK ELLIOT. PURE FCUKING CLOWNS. totally stupid and selfish of them. pure yuppie behavior.

just look at Lebron, Curry, and other real athletes. they set good example staying home. these are the people you should look up to. NOT THIS CLOWN PRESCOTT DOING W/E THE FCUK HE WANTS DURING A PANDEMIC. THIS IS WHY HE SUCKS AND WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE OR ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
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Old 04-15-2020, 09:55 PM   #984
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Dude, it's totally okay to just ignore what other people are doing and just do you.
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Old 04-15-2020, 09:55 PM   #985
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got my new lifting shoe:



had to size up at least 1.5 due to my wide feet. they feel lovely and can't wait to try them.

retired my powerlifts. all kinds of PRs in that thing. will forever hold on to those.



see you soon, this chick won't leave me alone.
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Old 04-15-2020, 10:04 PM   #986
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Dude, it's totally okay to just ignore what other people are doing and just do you.
yugo,

how have you been? haven't seen you in here lately. hope all is well, hope you are corona-free.

i can ignore them, but they infuriate me. they are ignorant stupid people who don't want to listen DURING A PANDEMIC. this whole thing could have ended way early. but we still have morons running around town doing whatever the fcuk they want with no regards to other people. it is an atrocity. the longer they act stupid, the longer this virus will last. but they don't know that bc they are stupid and ignorant and don't want to listen to anybody. its like getting a leaked fixed in poker. the sooner you fix it, the more money you will save. these idiots are the leak and the virus is just lasting longer and longer. THEN THEY HAVE SOME STUPID PROTEST AND CRY THAT THEIR SMALL BUISNESS WILL GO DOWN. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY ARE THE PROBLEM AND THEY ARE THE ONES EXTENDING THIS VIRUS AND ARE ONLY HURTING THEMSELVES AND THEIR SH.ITTY SMALL BUISNESS.
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Old 04-15-2020, 11:39 PM   #987
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Old 04-16-2020, 05:13 AM   #988
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Old 04-16-2020, 10:12 AM   #989
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Lol dont call yourself more successful than those people - if starbucks hadnt decided to give you full paid time off, you’d be hemorrhaging money and could last like what, a month and a half? Cmon man. Im likin u but you gotta come back to earth a little bit and be thankful for the advantages you have that others do not.

Not everyone works dead end jobs at megacorps that (seemingly) care about their employees.
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Old 04-16-2020, 11:44 AM   #990
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ha! THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG.

everybody is paid differently. my manager told me the catastrophe pay is based off average hours back in Feb. I ALWAYS COVERED FOR DRUNK STUDENTS WHO WERE HUNG OVER TO COME IN FOR WORK. I ALSO TAKE HOURS AT DIFFERENT STORES AND WOULD TAKE OTHER PEOPLES HOURS BC THEY SIMPLY DON'T LIKE TO WORK. THOSE HOURS ALL ADDED UP AND I HAD A HUGE FEB. THAT IS WHY IM ALMOST GETTING PAID FULL TIME HOURS FOR MY CASTROPHE PAY. DO NOT TELL ME TO BE THANKFUL FOR THE ADVANTAGES WHEN I HAD TO WORK FOR THEM. THIS IS WHY IM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN THOSE WHO B1TCH AND MOAN RIGHT NOW.

also i said this before. THIS PANDEMIC IS SHOWING WHICH SMALL BUISNESS COMPANIES ARE THE SCUMS OF THE EARTH. IT SHOWS WHAT THEY ARE DOING WITH THEIR MONEY AND HOW SUCCESSFUL THEY ARE. IT REALLY ISN'T A BUSINESS WHEN YOU LAYING OFF WORKERS AND DECLARING BANKRUPTCY. FIRING WORKERS BC THEY WANT TO FORM A UNION, REALLY??? YOU CALL THAT A BUISNESS? ALL FUN AND GAMES TIL CORONA GETS YOU AND SHOWS YOUR HAND.



just ate my 400g of Korean sweet potatoes. i can honestly say american sweet potatoes suck. absolutely no taste in them. if you want tasty sweet potato, go to Korean market and buy them. you can thank me later.

going for my 4 mile tempo run soon. see you soon, fam.
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Old 04-16-2020, 11:57 AM   #991
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You have the advantage that starbucks decided to pay you - not everyone is so lucky. They absolutely didnt have to do that and couldve just laid you off like every other company is doing. There were 22 million unemployment claims in march. People are hurting, you are not, be thankful for it rather than puffing your chest and claiming how superior you are. A little humility would go a long way for this log, just my 2c.
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Old 04-16-2020, 12:05 PM   #992
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YEAH I WILL PUFF OUT MY CHEST AND FEEL BETTER THAN YOU WHEN I WORKED FOR IT. ALL THESE CLOWN IDIOTS B1TCHING AND MOANING WHEN THEY PROBABLY GET PAID 4-5X MORE THAN ME. WHERE DID ALL YOUR MONEY GO??? YOU TELLING ME YOU PUT NOTHING INTO SAVINGS? OH THATS RIGHT, DOING YUPPIE THINGS! THESE ARE THE SAME FCUKING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK WHEN OVIOUSLY ITS NOT SAFE. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT HARDER FOR NURSES AND DOCTORS AT THE HOSPITAL, BC YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MANAGE YOUR MONEY RIGHT. HERE I AM MAKING 4-5X LESS THAN THESE PEOPLE AND STILL MANAGE TO HOLD MYSELF UP DURING THE PANDEMIC. THIS IS WHY I WILL STRUT AND FLEX ON YOU.
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Old 04-16-2020, 12:12 PM   #993
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They’re collecting unemployment, which is based on *spoiler alert* what they made (worked for) in february! (Well really, the quarter before I think)

Seems like they already worked for that. Kind of similar to your situation.
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Old 04-16-2020, 12:56 PM   #994
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Doin' yuppie things like buying over-priced coffee so your stupid ass has a job.

This guy is ****ing ******ed. I would never insult somebody for working a menial, service sector job; this sack of **** has me reconsidering that policy.
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I used to work a menial job for probably half of what he makes. The view from below is definitely a lot like some of the stuff he says about “yuppies.” I totally understand it. I just think it would be good for the log to show a little more humility. The act is stale even for me, ABP #1 fan.
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Doin' yuppie things like buying over-priced coffee so your stupid ass has a job.

This guy is ****ing ******ed. I would never insult somebody for working a menial, service sector job; this sack of **** has me reconsidering that policy.
Hahahaha the Project ABP is back. YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF YOUR WORDS. THAT IS WHY YOURE A BETA MALE PROVIDER. You like the needy creepy ex who just won't leave.

EAT MY YELLOW ASS AND STAY THE *** OUT
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Old 04-16-2020, 01:15 PM   #997
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Guy, I'm blue collar as **** and would easily beat and rape you - if I were i to that sort of thing.
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Old 04-16-2020, 01:20 PM   #998
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I understand that he feels too stupid to do like jamakin (we can't all be smart). But if be had any balls he could get a job in the trades - make $50/HR - and never encounter a yuppie again. He wont do that though, because he's a little ***** boy.
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ABP is clearly smarter than me at least. Before the 'rona I was making $16/hr working a job which required me to spend $21k on vocational school and I had 8 years of experience kicking ass in various kitchens. The restaurant industry is completely ****ed now and will be for years to come.

The only difference is that I actually liked my job, while ABP has nothing but contempt for everything about his job.

I've started learning python in an effort to make my quarantine time useful. It's k. I have no idea how good I'd need to be at it to get a programming jerb though.
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ABP is clearly smarter than me at least. Before the 'rona I was making $16/hr working a job which required me to spend $21k on vocational school and I had 8 years of experience kicking ass in various kitchens. The restaurant industry is completely ****ed now and will be for years to come.

The only difference is that I actually liked my job, while ABP has nothing but contempt for everything about his job.

I've started learning python in an effort to make my quarantine time useful. It's k. I have no idea how good I'd need to be at it to get a programming jerb though.

They gate these jobs with degrees. The functional knowledge you need to be successful programming is very little and almost none of it you learn in school.
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