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Old 04-06-2020, 03:59 AM   #851
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Abp this is ideal time to grind again
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:22 AM   #852
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Good one brah, really surprising you cant beat micro stakes with reads like this.
I DON'T EVEN PLAY ANYMORE, WTF???

you and G4S has some validation issues. why do you keep bringing up non-sense BS??? im honestly confused. he brought up how stronger his son and wife is than me. then you bring up how i can't beat penny stakes poker(like i really care???) which i haven't played in nearly almost a year. wtf?

you are one of those guys that probably challenges everyone to HU for no reason. then when the opponent doesn't want to, you berate him some more. you are like Bill OBrien. you make no sense.

of course you would say something like that. YOU WEAR AG JEANS WITH COLE HAAN SHOES.

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Abp this is ideal time to grind again
ha! i got like $54 and change on some non-sense US site. you sound like my roomie. my roomie said he would even spot me for a BR. not even going to bother. its the biggest waste of life. i honestly feel sorry for people who claim they play for a living. they haven't woken up yet. little do they know they are addicts and have absolutely no life outside of the game. glad God has woken me up. he has other plans for me. 🙏

ask EV. i used to be like this. it was either poker or food. i ate mcdonalds everyday. never cooked. this is all i knew.

now i have coffee knowledge. i meet hot girls at work. plenty of sneakers, and fashion knowledge. gym knowledge. blackjack knowledge. its like i traded David Johnson for DeAndre Hopkins.
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:33 AM   #853
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funny how everyone is panicking, lost jobs, no money.

here i am getting 30 days catastrophic pay, another $1.2k stimulus check coming in, plenty of sneakers to resell if anything happens, and NOT EVEN WORRIED.

i see non stop b1tching on fb and IG how people lost their jobs and hate their company, have no money, and how unhappy they are. but a month ago everything seemed to be fine for them, and all happy on IG. THESE ARE THEY SAME TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO MEASURE SUCCESS BY HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKE AND THE TYPE OF JOB THEY HAVE.

this is why IG is FAKE NEWS. every is fake on there. THIS IS WHY I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU. AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVE NO WORRY AND STILL HAPPY.

this pandemic really brings out the reality of people. you cannot fake it. and of course they come to IG and FB for validation and pity when really YOU SHOULD BE TAKING ACTION TO SUPPORT YOURSELF OR FAMILY.
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:40 AM   #854
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this is what i mean.



EATING NOODLES AND FOOD AT THE TABLE WITH DIRTY ASS POKER CHIPS AND CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN.

these are Chinese yuppie billionaires. but look at their etiquette. its absolutely disgusting. this is how COVID19 started. not a care in the world for etiquette. i dont care if you call me a racist, but the Chinese have the worst Heigyne and etiquette ever.

AND YOU TELLING ME THESE CLOWNS ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAT ME??? JUST BC THEY ARE BILLIONAIRES??
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Old 04-06-2020, 06:01 AM   #855
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Old 04-06-2020, 09:02 AM   #856
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Yeah the Pegasus is a fine running shoe for roads. The zoom fly is okay too but both are stiff. Pegasus turbo a bit softer but pricier.

But old model Pegasus probably your best bet since running not for mass monsters like yourself. 3 to 5 milers at 10:00 a pop. Even 11:00 a mile is okay for now. It's going to feel really slow but point is to just feel good. Running feels good. If it doesn't, you running like a donk.
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Old 04-06-2020, 10:56 AM   #857
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YOU WEAR AG JEANS WITH COLE HAAN SHOES.
I love that this is what you go for as an insult.
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:18 PM   #858
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funny how everyone is panicking, lost jobs, no money.

here i am getting 30 days catastrophic pay, another $1.2k stimulus check coming in, plenty of sneakers to resell if anything happens, and NOT EVEN WORRIED.

i see non stop b1tching on fb and IG how people lost their jobs and hate their company, have no money, and how unhappy they are. but a month ago everything seemed to be fine for them, and all happy on IG. THESE ARE THEY SAME TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO MEASURE SUCCESS BY HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKE AND THE TYPE OF JOB THEY HAVE.

this is why IG is FAKE NEWS. every is fake on there. THIS IS WHY I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU. AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVE NO WORRY AND STILL HAPPY.

this pandemic really brings out the reality of people. you cannot fake it. and of course they come to IG and FB for validation and pity when really YOU SHOULD BE TAKING ACTION TO SUPPORT YOURSELF OR FAMILY.
This little piece of **** is a ****ing joke. This is the most delusional **** I've ever ****ing read. I hope this waste of life gets the deadliest, most painful form of cancer. ****ing subhuman sack of ****. IRL, I'd knock out everyone of your ****ing teeth. Showing you that a stunning lack of empathy works both ways.

Wish I hadn't run across this morons thread. Won't be coming back. What a ****ing joke. And anyone with three brain cells to rub together can see this BS bravado is just cover so this ****ing joke doesn't get overwhelmed with his pathetic life and wind up killing himself.

****ing scum!
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:23 PM   #859
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:26 PM   #860
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:48 PM   #861
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This little piece of **** is a ****ing joke. This is the most delusional **** I've ever ****ing read. I hope this waste of life gets the deadliest, most painful form of cancer. ****ing subhuman sack of ****. IRL, I'd knock out everyone of your ****ing teeth. Showing you that a stunning lack of empathy works both ways.

Wish I hadn't run across this morons thread. Won't be coming back. What a ****ing joke. And anyone with three brain cells to rub together can see this BS bravado is just cover so this ****ing joke doesn't get overwhelmed with his pathetic life and wind up killing himself.

****ing scum!
lol, what kind of shoes are YOU wearing?
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:49 PM   #862
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This little piece of **** is a ****ing joke. This is the most delusional **** I've ever ****ing read. I hope this waste of life gets the deadliest, most painful form of cancer. ****ing subhuman sack of ****. IRL, I'd knock out everyone of your ****ing teeth. Showing you that a stunning lack of empathy works both ways.

Wish I hadn't run across this morons thread. Won't be coming back. What a ****ing joke. And anyone with three brain cells to rub together can see this BS bravado is just cover so this ****ing joke doesn't get overwhelmed with his pathetic life and wind up killing himself.

****ing scum!
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:01 PM   #863
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vafongool is just mad that he hasn't taken the kind of swift action that ABP has to thrive in these troubled times. Only an ABP could have the foresight and bold initiative to collect not just free money from his employer for not working, but also collect free money from the government. Only an ABP could have the Abundance Mindset to reject the advances of every attractive woman who shows interest in him and focus instead on more noble and manly endeavors such as sneakers.

A true ABP is a rare breed, one that has a tendency to incite hate and jealousy.
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:12 PM   #864
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"It's just so funny how we are entering the worst economy since the great depression and millions of people are going lose everything and tens of thousands of those are going to commit ****ing suicide."

Good news is: many of them will be the hated "yuppies" who will quit going to Starbucks so that this sack of **** will lose his **** ****ing job too.

Secondary silver lining for those who have the ability to read this morons words: plenty of material coming from his new job: web camming for rich gays. "Omg, my dick is so chapped because of the yuppies. Omg, some yuppie offered to pay my rent, but only if I jerked off in a cup and drank it."
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:16 PM   #865
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vafongool is just mad that he hasn't taken the kind of swift action that ABP has to thrive in these troubled times. Only an ABP could have the foresight and bold initiative to collect not just free money from his employer for not working, but also collect free money from the government. Only an ABP could have the Abundance Mindset to reject the advances of every attractive woman who shows interest in him and focus instead on more noble and manly endeavors such as sneakers.

A true ABP is a rare breed, one that has a tendency to incite hate and jealousy.
Lol!! Ok, I get why you people are here. It's actually funny if you take OP with a grain of salt and mostly pay attention to the hilarious responses.
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:25 PM   #866
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He's definitely just a joke. The question is, is it intentional or not?
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:36 PM   #867
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Another yuppie declared he's done with the thread. Another yuppie comes crawling back for more.
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Old 04-06-2020, 03:55 PM   #868
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He's definitely just a joke. The question is, is it intentional or not?
You think having a porpoise is some kind of joke?

What kind of non-sense BS is that? The audacity...

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR QUESTIONS MARK.
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:35 PM   #869
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The writing this season sure has gotten strange. I feel like every N1 post is an angry, all caps tirade and he’s going full WWE heel turn. The introduction of this vafangool character seems like a Hail Mary to save this season.
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:36 PM   #870
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He's definitely just a joke. The question is, is it intentional or not?
I'm pretty sure that has been settled a while back.
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Old 04-06-2020, 06:20 PM   #871
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I DON'T EVEN PLAY ANYMORE, WTF???

you and G4S has some validation issues. why do you keep bringing up non-sense BS??? im honestly confused. he brought up how stronger his son and wife is than me. then you bring up how i can't beat penny stakes poker(like i really care???) which i haven't played in nearly almost a year. wtf?

you are one of those guys that probably challenges everyone to HU for no reason. then when the opponent doesn't want to, you berate him some more. you are like Bill OBrien. you make no sense.

of course you would say something like that. YOU WEAR AG JEANS WITH COLE HAAN SHOES.

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Old 04-06-2020, 06:40 PM   #872
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The writing this season sure has gotten strange. I feel like every N1 post is an angry, all caps tirade and he’s going full WWE heel turn. The introduction of this vafangool character seems like a Hail Mary to save this season.
It certainly has gotten dark - our hero seems to have lost his way but doesn't realize it yet. I anticipate the lead up to the season finale will introduce a new character. A woman that has no interest in coffee, raw denim, sneakers, working out, or plaid shirts. But, there are hints she just might be the porpoise our hero is looking for; the porpoise he needs.
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Old 04-06-2020, 07:17 PM   #873
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Yeah the Pegasus is a fine running shoe for roads. The zoom fly is okay too but both are stiff. Pegasus turbo a bit softer but pricier.

But old model Pegasus probably your best bet since running not for mass monsters like yourself. 3 to 5 milers at 10:00 a pop. Even 11:00 a mile is okay for now. It's going to feel really slow but point is to just feel good. Running feels good. If it doesn't, you running like a donk.
ok, i got these: https://www.nike.com/t/air-zoom-pega...Mcz/AQ2205-001

they are extra wide and i need extra wide shoes. i am a 3E width. i also pick up new lifting shoe as nike have sale. need to build up points on my account: https://www.nike.com/t/romaleos-3-xd...w8d/AO7987-100

retiring my powerlifts. they have been good to me past 5 years.

interesting. i try to beat my previous run. no wonder im always gassed... 11:00 seems way to slow, but i will listen to the Loco.



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I love that this is what you go for as an insult.
u are obviously not into fashion brand names nor you care. these brands are equivalent to Gap and other yuppie brands like Johnston and Murphy but you pay like 300% more for crap like this.

its equivalent to just limping in AA preflop then just calling down bets to the river. wasted hand and just terrible.

hope you understand why now, Didace.

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This little piece of **** is a ****ing joke. This is the most delusional **** I've ever ****ing read. I hope this waste of life gets the deadliest, most painful form of cancer. ****ing subhuman sack of ****. IRL, I'd knock out everyone of your ****ing teeth. Showing you that a stunning lack of empathy works both ways.

Wish I hadn't run across this morons thread. Won't be coming back. What a ****ing joke. And anyone with three brain cells to rub together can see this BS bravado is just cover so this ****ing joke doesn't get overwhelmed with his pathetic life and wind up killing himself.

****ing scum!
u remind me of this 1 yuppie that came to my store and asked for a quad DECAF espresso. we were cleaning our decaf machine at the time and would take like 10 minutes to make his drink. he then goes yuppie ape mad like you and pouts in front of everyone making himself look like a 🤡. then my co-worker apologized and asked him if he wants anything else. HE ASKS FOR RED EYE(caffeinated coffee with 1 caffeinated espresso shot). we all look at him like the 🤡 that he is and told him the drink was on us.

you are that guy.




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lol, what kind of shoes are YOU wearing?
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vafongool is just mad that he hasn't taken the kind of swift action that ABP has to thrive in these troubled times. Only an ABP could have the foresight and bold initiative to collect not just free money from his employer for not working, but also collect free money from the government. Only an ABP could have the Abundance Mindset to reject the advances of every attractive woman who shows interest in him and focus instead on more noble and manly endeavors such as sneakers.

A true ABP is a rare breed, one that has a tendency to incite hate and jealousy.
LOVE IT.

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"It's just so funny how we are entering the worst economy since the great depression and millions of people are going lose everything and tens of thousands of those are going to commit ****ing suicide."

Good news is: many of them will be the hated "yuppies" who will quit going to Starbucks so that this sack of **** will lose his **** ****ing job too.

Secondary silver lining for those who have the ability to read this morons words: plenty of material coming from his new job: web camming for rich gays. "Omg, my dick is so chapped because of the yuppies. Omg, some yuppie offered to pay my rent, but only if I jerked off in a cup and drank it."
ha! yuppies quitting SBux... thats the stupidest thing i heard all day. we have yuppie morons who throw a fit in our store come back the day. don't you worry.

i just got asked by my manager to take supervisor role before the store shut down. they ain't firing me, lol, THEY NEED ABP.

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He's definitely just a joke. The question is, is it intentional or not?
do not take the ABP as a joke. got you wonderin' again.

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Another yuppie declared he's done with the thread. Another yuppie comes crawling back for more.
yup, just like a bad ex. you can tell his neediness by coming back.

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You think having a porpoise is some kind of joke?

What kind of non-sense BS is that? The audacity...

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR QUESTIONS MARK.
DI,

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yeah, got me wonderin' about your stupidity.

and also that stupid sn 'too curioussy', LOOKS LIKE I GOT YOU WONDERIN'.



going on my jog now. see you soon, guys.
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Old 04-06-2020, 07:44 PM   #874
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This little piece of **** is a ****ing joke. This is the most delusional **** I've ever ****ing read. I hope this waste of life gets the deadliest, most painful form of cancer. ****ing subhuman sack of ****. IRL, I'd knock out everyone of your ****ing teeth. Showing you that a stunning lack of empathy works both ways.

Wish I hadn't run across this morons thread. Won't be coming back. What a ****ing joke. And anyone with three brain cells to rub together can see this BS bravado is just cover so this ****ing joke doesn't get overwhelmed with his pathetic life and wind up killing himself.

****ing scum!
Well that's a little harsh, c'mon. At least he hasn't knocked anyone up and taken off or done any violent crime. Definitely not scum level...
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Old 04-06-2020, 09:32 PM   #875
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what is more scum is that he wishes cancer on me. lol. i can already picture him. 120lbs, 9" arms, probably still wears awful JNCOs with walmart sandles and a XS Good Charlotte tee-shirt. and looks like a school shooter that is mad bc he lost his job at the corner street market 👍



loco, i just did you training. even at this pace it felt like i was walking. 2 weeks of this? are you sure??

but u are right. it was more enjoyable! the crisp air. my somewhat yuppie neighborhood. the houses are nice. so many pawg milfs in lululemon leggings walking their labrador and goldendoodles. it was quite the scene. loved it.

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