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Old 03-31-2020, 01:02 AM   #826
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Re: Project ABP

I'm not convinced some of it isn't trolling, like the excessive use of yuppie that the viewers also latched onto, but there is nothing in these posts that conveys happiness or satisfaction.

N1, I truly hope you are happy. If you aren't, I hope you find a way. I can speak from experience that being angry, resentful, and bitter isn't a fast track to happiness or satisfaction. It's a good way to be lonely and miserable though. Best of luck
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Old 03-31-2020, 01:15 AM   #827
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Someone please get this woman into ABP's starbucks and film it.
HA! too tired to bash this clown, IT MIGHT BE PAGES LONG. give me a minute here.

good to see you krunic, how are you doing? hope all is well during this pandemic.


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I'm not convinced some of it isn't trolling, like the excessive use of yuppie that the viewers also latched onto, but there is nothing in these posts that conveys happiness or satisfaction.

N1, I truly hope you are happy. If you aren't, I hope you find a way. I can speak from experience that being angry, resentful, and bitter isn't a fast track to happiness or satisfaction. It's a good way to be lonely and miserable though. Best of luck
oh i was happy. THEN ALL THIS NON-SENSE OF HOW I SHOULD LISTEN TO SOME GUY WHO LIFTS MORE THAN ME AND THAT HIS SON AND WIFE IS STRONGER FOR SOME REASON(ENTITLEMENT AND NEEDYNESS). AND THEN BEING ACCUSED OF SAYING THAT I SAID I AM STRONGER THAN EVERYONE WHEN REALLY I AM COMPETING AGAINST MYSELF. PURE NON-SENSE BS. OF COURSE I SHOULD BE MAD BC THESE AREN'T FACTS.
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Old 03-31-2020, 02:03 AM   #828
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SUCCESS IS NOT DETERMINED BY THE JOB OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. IT IS WAKING UP EVERYDAY HAPPY AND DOING STUFF YOU LIKE.

THIS IS WHY I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU.
In your recent posts you don't seem very happy. I agree with Citanul.
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Old 03-31-2020, 07:13 AM   #829
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Re: Project ABP

I've been done talking, but here you are still talking about me...

This is the last post I'll make in this thread.

If your post above is your assessment of me or my time on this forum, then it's pretty clear you've never stepped outside of this thread, which fits your m.o. really.

Your posts come across as uninformed and filled with grandiloquence. Which is why jdock questioned it in the first place.

That said, if the summer ends up being normal, I'll come through Chicago at least once. If you'd like to have a discussion like a normal adult, instead of yelling in all caps on the internet like a bratty clown, send me a DM and I'll let you know when I'll be up that way.
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Old 03-31-2020, 07:34 AM   #830
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you two should go to wiener circle together like a bunch of yuppies
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Old 03-31-2020, 10:52 AM   #831
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But he pretty clearly wishes that people recognized his self-perceived superiority, that he could have the things he wants, etc. :shrug:
Yeah that about summarizes it.
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Old 03-31-2020, 10:55 AM   #832
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G4SxABP lifting collab/coaching is what I would want to see
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Old 03-31-2020, 10:59 AM   #833
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Someone please get this woman into ABP's starbucks and film it.
Wow... all this over honey mustard and 'mexiranch' dressing...Can you imagine the living hell that would be being married to this woman?
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Old 03-31-2020, 12:07 PM   #834
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you two should go to wiener circle together like a bunch of yuppies
Reading this post brought this to mind.

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Old 03-31-2020, 12:55 PM   #835
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Someone please get this woman into ABP's starbucks and film it.
So many words!

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I've been done talking, but here you are still talking about me...
You got him wondering.
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Old 03-31-2020, 04:18 PM   #836
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I've been done talking, but here you are still talking about me...

This is the last post I'll make in this thread.

If your post above is your assessment of me or my time on this forum, then it's pretty clear you've never stepped outside of this thread, which fits your m.o. really.

Your posts come across as uninformed and filled with grandiloquence. Which is why jdock questioned it in the first place.

That said, if the summer ends up being normal, I'll come through Chicago at least once. If you'd like to have a discussion like a normal adult, instead of yelling in all caps on the internet like a bratty clown, send me a DM and I'll let you know when I'll be up that way.
why are you using big words? is this your way of trying to out-flex me? plese GTFO AND STAY OUT. NOBODY CARES OF YOUR SON OR WIFE BEING STRONGER. like why would you even bring that up, honestly? lol? its like back in the day youre playing pokemon cards with your friends. you dont have too many strong halographic cards. then there's always that bratty kid in the neighborhood that had every single halographic card that chimes in wanting to play displaying all his halographic cards.

you guys think i might be trolling but i kid you not. at my old store, there was this doctor(i know hes a doctor bc he would always say something like 'got to get these for my nurses!' then proceed to buy every lunch box we have), that would come in every morning, pull out his phone and always say to himself 'lets see how much i have on here.' then he blatantly yells out 'i got around $450! im good!' LIKE REALLY? DO YOU HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE YOUR STARBUCKS APP BALANCE??? its just another way for validation and needyness. he did think every facking time he walked into our store. I NOT EVEN JOKING. my cool supervisor would get so tilted every time he saw him coming in he would tell us to get his food ready so he doesn't have to listen to his BULL****.

no i dont want to meet you, wtf? why do you keep bringing up stuff that is complete non-sense? thats as cringy as nuclear or marknfw adding stacy or oldsleezeball on IG. thats like the equivalent of going to the strip club and asking a dancer for her real name and asking for her number just bc she was really nice to you and gave you a lot of attention WHEN REALLY SHE WAS DOING HER JOB. then you stay after until the club closes and follow her to her car. straight UP CRINGE.

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you two should go to wiener circle together like a bunch of yuppies
ha! that place is over-rated af. but of course its in a yuppie town, and all the idiots have no taste in food and think its good.

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Wow... all this over honey mustard and 'mexiranch' dressing...Can you imagine the living hell that would be being married to this woman?
these are the same type of people i deal with everyday. they are literally like 35 y/o that pout and b1tch over the smallest stuff. last time someone forgot the double toast a bagel, and this women when bat **** crazy. these type of people missed a few hugs when they were young or something, bc they feel privileged and better than everyone else for some reason. its absurd.

YOU GUYS THINK IM MAKING THESE STORIES UP, BUT THEY ARE 100% TRUE. last time we ran out of sleeves, so we double cupped every drink. my hot ass supervisor handed this ignorant yuppie women a cup of coffee. she looked at my hot supervisor like a piece of meat and told her to give her a sleeve. then my supervisor told her 'oh we ran out, but i double cupped it for you ' in the nicest way. this ignorant woman told her she wants a sleeve with a resting b1tch face. my supervisor got all confused and told her again 'oh we ran out, but i doubl..' BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN FINISH THIS LADY DEMANDED A SLEEVE??? LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?? WE ARE OUT, THATS WHY WE DOUBLE CUPPED IT FOR YOU. this is the **** i deal with everyday. ignorant people like this that make no sense.




JUST GOT NOTIFICATION THAT MY PACKAGE IS HERE.

ABP OUT.
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Old 03-31-2020, 04:31 PM   #837
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Oh shiet, the ban hammer is being weilded. G4S you outta get here, take a walk. Citanul and Mark next, you been warned.
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Old 03-31-2020, 06:31 PM   #838
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Lol. What a shitshow. We really need the writers to get some kind of relationship going for the next arc because I don't see where hero's redemption comes from given the current arc.

Or they need to write him going full ISF instead of this purgatory of infinite words and no actions.
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:17 AM   #839
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Lol. What a shitshow. We really need the writers to get some kind of relationship going for the next arc because I don't see where hero's redemption comes from given the current arc.

Or they need to write him going full ISF instead of this purgatory of infinite words and no actions.
yeah I kinda wanna see them have villain start punching bitches in starbucks for complaining about the temperature of their coffee.

They did a really good one with "YOU JUST TRYNA USE BIG WORDS TO MAKE URSELF BETTER THAN ME?"
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Old 04-01-2020, 04:45 AM   #840
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ABP, we need a culinary review of Chicago for the discerning anti-yuppie
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Old 04-01-2020, 11:21 AM   #841
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Yet you are these sbux yuppie's lil *****.

It's incredible you attempt to rationalize that you are happy with your loser lifestyle. Then an actual boss, G4S, offers to meet up and you compare him to a cringey stalker. [The entire point was I'm sure for him to give you some desperately needed solid life advice/guidance]. Naw dog, you are the one who's being cringe. Everyone thinks this.
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Old 04-01-2020, 01:17 PM   #842
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Frankly I agree with most of what ABP is saying about them yuppies, but with about 50% less intensity. That's why I work back of house. The stories I hear from servers are insane. People suck.

ABP just needs to learn how to laugh at the yuppies instead of letting them get under his skin. Talking **** and laughing at customers is the best way to bond with other employees, especially the female ones. Use it to your advantage.

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Old 04-01-2020, 01:22 PM   #843
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I wish I had a dollar every time someone declared themselves done with the ABP thread. It's like a teenage girl breaking up her bf and being like "I'm like, so OVER him!!!" And then they're back together 2 weeks later. Just accept the fact that you can't resist the charm of the ABP and go with the flow.
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Old 04-02-2020, 07:46 PM   #844
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I wish I had a dollar every time someone declared themselves done with the ABP thread. It's like a teenage girl breaking up her bf and being like "I'm like, so OVER him!!!" And then they're back together 2 weeks later. Just accept the fact that you can't resist the charm of the ABP and go with the flow.
Very true. Same thing with Genova, too. He does something infuriating and people all stop watching/declare themselves no longer fans/followers, then 2 weeks later we're back.. Someday ABP may be the abusive loser boyfriend of some other stripper/ex stripper/prostitute, and I'm sure the same cycle will repeat.
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Old 04-06-2020, 12:09 AM   #845
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Yet you are these sbux yuppie's lil *****.

It's incredible you attempt to rationalize that you are happy with your loser lifestyle. Then an actual boss, G4S, offers to meet up and you compare him to a cringey stalker. [The entire point was I'm sure for him to give you some desperately needed solid life advice/guidance]. Naw dog, you are the one who's being cringe. Everyone thinks this.
u are that guy that comes to the table, looking all nerdy and stalkerish wearing a stupid 'GTO LYFE' tee-shirt that catches the eyes of that other nerdy math based idiot at the table. not only do you converse with him, but become best buddies and easy play each other at the table and talk about strategy in front of fish, and then when a fish busts you, you talk about how much equity he had and that his move was anti-GTO and unbalanced.

wanting to meet someone when you barely fcuking know them is CRINGE and creepy. please stop convincing yourself that it is OK.



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Frankly I agree with most of what ABP is saying about them yuppies, but with about 50% less intensity. That's why I work back of house. The stories I hear from servers are insane. People suck.

ABP just needs to learn how to laugh at the yuppies instead of letting them get under his skin. Talking **** and laughing at customers is the best way to bond with other employees, especially the female ones. Use it to your advantage.
yes, you should know. that yuppie neighborhood you worked in is filled with these kinds of people. now there are some nice yuppies, but the annoying ones and rudes ones have some issues. i find that if they have a resting b1tch face, a baby stroller(some), or wear ****ty boat shoes with a 6-panel cap are the ones you are going to have problems with. its funny how all these people have similar traits. the ones that give you an attitude and think they deserve the privilege. they think they require special MVP/VIP treatment for some reason when really they are just another customer walking in. its hilarious.


ha! love it my man. yes, the girls LOVE gossip. i overhear them talk on bad customers and bash on how some guys are trying to ask them out and stuff when really they are doing there job to be nice. some of these girls are ruthless and some times shock me.

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I wish I had a dollar every time someone declared themselves done with the ABP thread. It's like a teenage girl breaking up her bf and being like "I'm like, so OVER him!!!" And then they're back together 2 weeks later. Just accept the fact that you can't resist the charm of the ABP and go with the flow.
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Old 04-06-2020, 12:20 AM   #846
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got info i am off til the 19th. all paid. love it.

been running lately. aving like 7-8 min/mile. is that good, loco? i am slowly pacing myself to run more again. i think i gained like 5-7lbs since gym closed. i am sure gains have been lost. it always happens when im not in there for over a week... i was on W6D1 of Monte's program. i might have to start all over from W1.

this virus just fcuked everybody up, including EV who has caught the Corona. he didn't have a choice. he's up there in NY/NJ with over 100k cases. get well my friend. i might need to stop ordering Supreme. the packages come from NJ and they said the Corona can live on packages up 3 days.

back tracking my calories. reminds me of the good old N1H/EV days. getting too fat without the gym. might need to go on a cut when gym opens up.
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Old 04-06-2020, 01:23 AM   #847
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No man, that's too fast. Your pace should be about 10:00 a mile for now (I am being serious). Do that for two weeks, 20 miles a week and then come back to me.

This is a great time to be building up dem pecs so the ladies have some titties to suck on.

Check out athleanX's pushup videos. Also his at home workouts.

You are going to lose strength (especially lowerbody), but you can actually make upperbody gains with this down time. Upperbody can be smashed 4 times a week. Archer pullups/pushups nonstop. Then feet elevated pushups. Get upperbody jacked, your pecs look like they belong on a 13 year old schoolboy. That's gotta change.

I cant help you for lowerbody. I am with EV on this one, why lowerbody when you can literally upperbody everyday. We just gotta wear long pants when we get back into the gym. Your tree trunk legs gonna look like SpongeBob stick legs, but that's what dem long pants are for.
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:44 AM   #848
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got em'.


so 3 miles/day for 2 weeks. i was doing around 2miles 4x/week. knew it was too fast @ even 8min/mile.

loco, what do you think about these shoes. i did research and most people like the Pegasus. ABP need extra wide shoes and Nike has it.

https://www.nike.com/t/air-zoom-pega...Mcz/AQ2203-002

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Old 04-06-2020, 03:16 AM   #849
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Get some kettleballs for dat whole body workout. You're gonna be stuck at home for a long time. My gym was kind enough to lend me some, idk if you go to a commercial chain or a niche, nice gym, if the latter it might work out.
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u are that guy that comes to the table, looking all nerdy and stalkerish wearing a stupid 'GTO LYFE' tee-shirt that catches the eyes of that other nerdy math based idiot at the table. not only do you converse with him, but become best buddies and easy play each other at the table and talk about strategy in front of fish, and then when a fish busts you, you talk about how much equity he had and that his move was anti-GTO and unbalanced.

wanting to meet someone when you barely fcuking know them is CRINGE and creepy. please stop convincing yourself that it is OK.
Good one brah, really surprising you cant beat micro stakes with reads like this.
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