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Old 03-25-2020, 10:51 PM   #751
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i'm with you there, my brother. Disgusting American soft mattress gave me all sorts of aches and pains after the ultra firm nearly concrete chinese style beds. Azns have it right. no soft pussyboi mattress plz, hard like a diamondcutter baseball bat boner penetrating stacey's ass
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:15 PM   #752
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i'm with you there, my brother. Disgusting American soft mattress gave me all sorts of aches and pains after the ultra firm nearly concrete chinese style beds. Azns have it right. no soft pussyboi mattress plz, hard like a diamondcutter baseball bat boner penetrating stacey's ass
love it. the chinese are masters at wellness. america on the other hand... this country literally comes out with a new burger menu every other month, its ridic. not only they poison you with junk food, YOU CAN NOW GET IT DELIVERED TO YOU. just more and more lazy. its pathetic.

i shouldn't have bought this bed last year. i went in and out of like 30+ beds, ONLY 3 ARE FIRM. should have taken it more seriously. 1 of the 3 wasn't even firm at all. the 2nd one was the one i got but had to return it bc it was way too soft after like 3 weeks. the one i have now is the firmest one but its a POS. you wonder why 97% of beds in there are soft and loose. 97% of america are over weight 35-40% BF. no wonder they need soft beds. its honestly embarrassing. people like me who are somewhat lean and fit, you need a firmer bed. u need it to support those muscles and bones, not sink in a shietty soft bed. my lower back is so messed up now. it hurts even more as i am not lifting and getting more sleep due to this pandemic.

speaking of Stacy, she got me wondering. not sure how she is making money. she got me really curious lately. this is what happens when you not on your grind and at home all day due to Corona... anyways not hitting her up. if im wondering about her, she is def thinking about me.
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:16 PM   #753
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Sorry dude shes not thinking about you.
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:30 PM   #754
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Maybe she does.
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Old 03-25-2020, 11:39 PM   #755
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ha! she is. she plays these games all the time. last time she accused me of not hitting her up often, and that she's always the one reaching out. that is a pure alpha trait. they do 80% of chasing. i do 20%. for me though, its more like 95% them, and 5% me bc im on my grind.

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Old 03-26-2020, 12:27 AM   #756
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Amazing
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Old 03-26-2020, 01:18 AM   #757
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ABP,

What are your goals in general. You come off as passionate about your "purpose" but it seems nebulous.

I estimate that your purpose involves:
-strength training
-being desired by women
-fashion

This log is extremely entertaining for a variety of reasons. However, I'm still waiting for you to state that you are making progress towards some goal (outside of aforementioned guesses of mine).

If you are happy, keep doing what you're doing. I just ask: what is your goal? Where do you see yourself in 5, 10, 30 years?
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Old 03-26-2020, 01:41 AM   #758
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anyone got a link to season one of ABP
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Old 03-26-2020, 01:44 AM   #759
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It's gone forever
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Old 03-26-2020, 01:52 AM   #760
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i am not a goal setter. people will argue that is a bad mindset. you know what is a bad mind set? JUDGING PEOPLE BY HOW THEY WANT TO ACHIEVE THINGS ON THEIR OWN. goal setting is bs to me. this is why i never tested maxes my first 3-4 years lifting. i didn't say i want to bench X or squat X. no. i keep making gains and let the goals come to me. I DO NOT CHASE.

same goes for women and fashion and my shoes. i remember like 10 year ago i went to see a movie by myself. i come home and my sister asked where i was. i said the movies. she asked who i was with. i said myself. she laughed at me. i looked at her like wtf?? that is the ultimate confidence. doing stuff on your own. even going to movies or bars by yourself. AMS states this in one of his videos. that is the highest alpha trait you can have.

for women i simply do not care for being desired by women. i think of them as shoes. im a size 10 for AJ1. say someone was selling a size 9 AJ1 OFF-WHITE UNC. those are easily $1.5k shoes. id love to have them and its in my colorway. BUT THE SIZE IS OFF. WHY WOULD I WANT IT/HER? IT WON'T WORK OUT.

fashion i dont know. everything is out there and is boring. these days everyone is dressing like a facking ninja and calling it 'streetwear'. just wear what you want. but for pants you better have a good fit before i blast you. nothing tilts me more than a wrong fitting pair of denim/pants.

also i love how some people say to other people they need to get their sheit together. that is the ultimate disrespect and you should be ashamed of yourself. i have a roof over my head. i have money in the bank. last week ate steak. i have more heart than anyone else in my gym. its sad these days everyone wants security and a million dollar home with a ferrari and endless amount of money. this is due to the fact of IG and FB. ITS ALL FAKE NEWS.

see you soon. need to wake up in 9 hours for the Supreme drop. hoping to cop some stuff to re-sell.
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Old 03-26-2020, 02:04 AM   #761
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ABP,

What are your goals in general. You come off as passionate about your "purpose" but it seems nebulous.

I estimate that your purpose involves:
-strength training
-being desired by women
-fashion

This log is extremely entertaining for a variety of reasons. However, I'm still waiting for you to state that you are making progress towards some goal (outside of aforementioned guesses of mine).

If you are happy, keep doing what you're doing. I just ask: what is your goal? Where do you see yourself in 5, 10, 30 years?
In season one there was this idea that he will eventually be "that crazy asian dude who looks like he's just spewing chips randomly, but is a secret gambling genius making tons of money off idiot fish because he's like a totally crazy rich asian, you know?"

So I imagine this is where he'd like to be in 5-30 years, but let the man speak for himself of course.
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Old 03-26-2020, 02:11 AM   #762
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He alternates between astonishingly stupid **** and often pretty decent insights, often within the same post.

liking the abp more and more these days. Wanted to fight him like 2 weeks ago.
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Old 03-27-2020, 12:11 AM   #763
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ha! stay tuned.



missed out on my oreos today. sold out before i could even cart them. they should be re-selling for $25-30 easily.

ready for ABPxLoco Pt.3. im always thinking about my outfits to give out that ABP vibe at the tables. image is everything. i copped this today. you might think im crazy for copping this, but a double down and a dealer bust will pay for it. always thinking about giving CRAZY ASIAN BIG PLAYER/GAMBLER IMAGE.

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today did some BW pull up/chin ups. then some bicep curls. best i can do for now with no weights.

see you soon, guys.
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Old 03-27-2020, 12:13 AM   #764
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nothing says baller like a bling bling dollar bill hoodie

love it!
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Old 03-27-2020, 12:19 AM   #765
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nothing says baller like a bling bling dollar bill hoodie

love it!
Project ABPProject ABPProject ABP

its also the perfect hoodie for strip clubs. the dancers know you put a little effort into your outfit and they appreciate that. i see too many slobs in there dressed in nacho/hot cheetos stained white t-shirts, its disgracefule to the girls and their staff. like have some respect for them please?

looks like ill be getting a $1.2k check soon. going to invest in some stocks. right now best time to buy. my buddy lost around $30k the past month due to CORONA, but it will shoot up again. USA#1.
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Old 03-27-2020, 12:45 AM   #766
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Lol stonks
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Old 03-27-2020, 02:38 AM   #767
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nothing says baller like a bling bling dollar bill hoodie

love it!
On par with rolling to a 1-3 table with an entourage
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:14 AM   #768
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i thought stonks were for yuppers, my abp perception is melting
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Old 03-27-2020, 08:08 AM   #769
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Jesus ****ing christ I'm glad I can just wear a suit and tie to work every day. Devoting tons of mental energy to thinking about what is cool to wear and then emerging from the house dressed like that bearded gentleman sounds like a nightmare
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Old 03-27-2020, 11:55 AM   #770
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Stonks decidedly a yuppy thing. Big hit to ABP persona to even mention
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Old 03-27-2020, 06:36 PM   #771
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u are weird marknfw lol. where is that idiot nuclear? u are cringe level with him. spending your off time thinking about me. GOT YOU WONDERING.

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Old 03-27-2020, 06:39 PM   #772
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haha, I was too slow on the delete. Sorry N1, I shouldn't have posted those quotes. I should respect your wishes to have that thread be gone, and will from now on. It was definitely an entertaining read though.
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Old 03-27-2020, 07:28 PM   #773
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"Are there tubes that connect her vagina to her butt" is unlikely to ever be topped, so it's appropriate that we're reviving it when closing this forum software down.
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Old 03-27-2020, 08:01 PM   #774
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N1h has a new adversary. Normally he simply grunches anything remotely negative or critical, largely because his reading level is approximately 7th or 8th grade level at age 31. How has marknfw attracted his ire so sufficiently that n1h will actually read his posts? Must have been about a certain "OSB" restaurateur who posts fake horseshit fitness motivational quotes despite not being particularly fit. I sympathize with N1h on this particular thing... gotta feeling n1h could take this fella in an MMA bout.

Is that about right? Or perhaps it was a certain life support system for an anal cavity?
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Old 03-28-2020, 09:14 AM   #775
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Usually when he speaks to me he feels the need to throw in something disparaging about the Dallas Cowboys. I feel he has more of a grudge against America's Team than he does against me. It's tough being a football fan and having your team, like the Bears for instance, never be better than mediocre in your lifetime. Never win the Superbowl. It's like being in love with an exstripper, who ONLY did it for the money of course, and never getting anal creamies. Sad really.
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