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Old 03-19-2020, 11:50 AM   #701
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Thought of you when I saw this in the office today ABP:



Asked him where he copped those pine greens and got some street cred with the kids. Thanks.

Lost it all when I took the pic of course.

Fackin yuppie. His pants don’t even fit.

it’s sad really
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:23 PM   #702
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The AUDACITY
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:36 PM   #703
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Fackin yuppie. His pants don’t even fit.

it’s sad really
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The AUDACITY
Love it.


Dude is clueless. Pants are like 3" too long and no taper. How the fack you supposed to know that its a high? Just look at it. Those are high shoes, but with his craptacular fitting pants, it just looks like a regular low shoe, an insult to the AJ1s.

Also his color choice on the pants with those pine greens... lol. Pathetic. Thank god most of his co workers are probably yuppies themselves and dont care.
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:42 PM   #704
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If some yuppie doesnt even spend at least 1 week's pay on a pair of shoes I don't want to talk to that person. Pathetic
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:45 PM   #705
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'hey hope youre doing well. we should get together and F each other before the CoronaVirus F's us :P' now you might think its cringey, but she will find it hilarious bc of her personality.
Fackin love it.

Tell her you'll wear a shirt AND mask.
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:48 PM   #706
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Old 03-19-2020, 12:50 PM   #707
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Stacey will cream her pants once ABP texts her back. He's been expertly playing the long game
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Old 03-19-2020, 02:07 PM   #708
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[ ] validation
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:00 PM   #709
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Can we get a kickstarter going for an ABP vs ToothSayer debate on macroeconomics and social mobility?
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:40 PM   #710
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Stacey will cream her pants once ABP texts her back. He's been expertly playing the long game

A 100% High Value Male would text her imo.

I have no doubt she’d be plugged within hours if ABP did text her.

ABP still has things to learn though, it appears.
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Old 03-19-2020, 11:58 PM   #711
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This is probably the most interesting training log in H&F.
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Old 03-20-2020, 10:57 AM   #712
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While still true, it's definitely seen a steady decline in charm over the past couple of seasons
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Old 03-20-2020, 12:57 PM   #713
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Ha! Charm is for those who want to be a beta male provider. Girls like ALOHA TRAITS. They dont want a puppy as a bf/husband. Its why they are so friendly with guys who treat them like a celebrity.

TREAT EM LIKE A CELEBRITY AND SHE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A FAN.
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Old 03-20-2020, 01:50 PM   #714
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N1H - When was the last time you touched a girl that wasn't accidental?
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Old 03-20-2020, 02:57 PM   #715
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This is probably the most interesting training log in H&F.
You must be new here.

As mentioned above, it has been really watered down from its glory days, but it's still on top.
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Old 03-20-2020, 03:11 PM   #716
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Not new, but haven't posted to this thread before. It may not be at its zenith right now, but it's definitely an interesting discussion.
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Old 03-20-2020, 03:31 PM   #717
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While still true, it's definitely seen a steady decline in charm over the past couple of seasons


You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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Old 03-20-2020, 04:41 PM   #718
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Not new, but haven't posted to this thread before. It may not be at its zenith right now, but it's definitely an interesting discussion.
Still weird. N1H/ABP has has been referenced in lots of other H&F threads for years (and he even was immortalized with a Golden Loco). You would have to have been a really infrequent passerby to not notice.

The dude is a living legend. A cautionary legend, but legendary nonetheless.
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Old 03-20-2020, 04:51 PM   #719
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Cautionary legend would be an amazing title
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Old 03-20-2020, 05:01 PM   #720
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I've had a log here since 4/2011. I'm familiar with this thread. I just never commented on it until now.
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Old 03-20-2020, 07:35 PM   #721
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GRUNCH

got news after my shift that Starbuck's is closed for buisness now. finally they see what greed can do. this close should have happened 2-3 weeks ago. it might be too late... the virus has spread and it will keep on spreading. i hear more than 50% of CA will be hit. THIS IS HOW SERIOUS THIS IS, YET WE HAVE MILLENINALS ON THE NEWS GOING TO SPRING BREAK AND TELLING PEOPLE 'IF THEY GET IT, THEY GET IT'. pure selfishness... please have no relation with these types of people, they are the scums of the earth.

where is that idiot last time that said to pay off my whole 100% ABPxLoco Pt. 1 money to debt??? then i said you don't be an idiot and that i need funds when emergency happens. LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW. this is why i did balance transfer and paid off slowly. NOT IN 1 LUMP SUM LIKE AN IDIOT.

Loco I thank you for our trips last year. Man, you have been such great help to me, not sure if i can re-pay you anyway. i got my Supreme track suit ready, all i need are some Ray-Bans and im set for next trip.

haven't hit the gym since last Sunday. its depressing. all my gains will be gone again. it takes just 2-3 weeks to lose massive gains, yet takes 1-2 months to get back to where you where when you stopped. also don't forget the pain/soreness when you return. it just isn't fair. that why they call this a journey.

see you soon, got some cleaning to do.
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:14 PM   #722
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N1H - When was the last time you touched a girl that wasn't accidental?
oh hey, you missed this one.
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where is that idiot last time that said to pay off my whole 100% ABPxLoco Pt. 1 money to debt???
here I am! when you pay off the credit cards you get the entire limit back to spend again without paying months/years of interest. moron.
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:36 PM   #723
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AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE MY CC WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE ABPxLOCO FUNDS THAT I HAVE??? HEY MARKNW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BALANCE TRANSFER IS? ITS WHEN YOU TRANSFER BALANCES WITH 0% APR FOR X AMOUNT OF MONTHS SO THAT NO INTEREST IS TACKED ON. AND WHAT DO I DO TODAY IF I PAID OFF ALL THAT DEBT IN 1 LUMP SUM? ID BEING USING MY CC RIGHT NOW BC OF EMERGENCY AND MONTHS/YEARS OF INTEREST WOULD BE TACKED ON!

OH WAIT I SEE THAT STUPID BIG NAVY STAR ON YOUR AVATAR, IS THAT SOME NFL FOOTBALL TEAM, OR DO YOU JUST LIKE STARS THAT ARE BLUE(WHICH THERE ARE NONE.). YOUR QB HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK FOR A MAX CONTRACT, YET HE HASN'T DONE JACK CRAP. ALSO YOUR OWNER MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST IGNORANT IDIOT YUPPIE THE NFL AND SPORTS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL YOURSELVES THE AMERICA'S TEAM LOLOL Project ABPProject ABPProject ABP
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:58 PM   #724
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Jerry Jones is a pathetic yuppie, his pants are probably an incorrect length too
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Old 03-20-2020, 11:01 PM   #725
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DO YOU JUST LIKE STARS THAT ARE BLUE(WHICH THERE ARE NONE.).
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