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Old 03-17-2020, 12:15 AM   #676
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Everytime I load up the log I hope to read about ABP raw dogging a teenage pawg in the freezer or by the dumpster out back and it's always so disappointing.

Then I read the rmp (royal meme player) memes and I feel slightly less so. The civil war one made me laugh until my pawg gf woke up. My pawg gf is 35 though. How the **** am I supposed to live vicariously through ABP if he's never plowing basic teenage wifey pawgs??? I guess I'll keep being depressed and disappointed forever.

I wish you'd make anal creamies your porpoise so my life wouldn't be so empty
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Old 03-17-2020, 07:02 AM   #677
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The memes are amazing and the best part of the thread, as usual. ABP calling out Starbucks for being selfish yuppies for staying open and then going to the gym was perfection by itself, but then simultaneously giving no validation to a girl that wants his dick and a company that wants to give him more money/authority is just icing on the cake.

As an aside, how much money do you have saved up for rent and whatnot if Starbucks has to close for multiple months? How are you going to do a loco run if casinos are closed? Have you stocked up on supplies in the event of a quarantine?

I know, I know
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Old 03-17-2020, 07:26 AM   #678
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Old 03-17-2020, 02:06 PM   #679
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Ha! I go to the gym at night(10-11PM) when there are little to no yuppies. DO YOU THINK IM THAT IGNORANT LIKE A CEO MONEY GREEDY YUPPY PUTTING HIS EMPLOYEES IN DANGER? DO YOU THINK I WILL EXPOSE MYSELF TO IGNORANT IDIOTS WHO DONT EVEN DL IN THE GYM??? ONE STEP AHEAD OF EVERYONE. also i bring wipes and purell sani and use it after every set. DO NOT TEST ME.

At work now. WE SIGNED PETITION FOR THE STORE TO CLOSE. LETS SEE IF THIS IGNORANT CEO YUPPY SITTING AT HIS HOUSE MAKING DECISIONS GETS THE POINT. FUNNY HOW YOURE AT HOME WHILE WE ARE BEING EXPOSED TO CORONAVIRUS.
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Old 03-17-2020, 02:08 PM   #680
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NOT IGNORING HER. IM JUST ON MY GRIND AND FOCUSING ON WHATS IMPORTANT. AMS SAID TO FAKE IT, BUT ONCE YOU FIND YOUR PURPOSE, YOU DON'T FAKE IT BC U REALLY BUSY.
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Old 03-17-2020, 02:08 PM   #681
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Do not test him
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Old 03-17-2020, 02:25 PM   #682
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Old 03-17-2020, 02:44 PM   #683
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Old 03-17-2020, 03:39 PM   #684
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its sad really


fackin millennium yuppies sitting in their million dollar homes don’t even understand purpose
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Old 03-17-2020, 03:41 PM   #685
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ABP,

Buy that pawg a toy like you bought Stacey as a thank you gift for chipotle.

THAT WOULD BE ALPHA!

Then text her: “#stayplugged”
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Old 03-17-2020, 04:28 PM   #686
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ABP,

Buy that pawg a toy like you bought Stacey as a thank you gift for chipotle.

THAT WOULD BE ALPHA!

Then text her: “#stayplugged”
LOVE IT.

Now u thinking like me. Girls love MYSTERY. It would shock her, probably think im a creep. But she likes me so nothing to lose and doesnt matter.

Now on a lunch. I went to Costco last Saturday for dog food. These yuppies lined up to the back of the store to get supplies. all squished together during this pandemic. NICE JOB DISTANCING YOURSELVES. honestly cant understand people like this. JUST MAKE THE PANDEMIC WORSE WHY DONT YOU. I said F this, and walked out.

See you soon. Sbux came out with a new veggie wrap. Packed with protein and carbs. Give it a try. See u soon.
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Old 03-17-2020, 04:41 PM   #687
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Amazing
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Old 03-17-2020, 05:03 PM   #688
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Gotta show love to the sponsors.
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Old 03-17-2020, 08:04 PM   #689
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what about your dog??
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Old 03-17-2020, 08:24 PM   #690
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my dog went to the vet 2 weeks ago. $300+ down the drain. didn't get a single facking comment on what he has. oh, just take this medicine, he'll be fine. the effort people put into their work these days.. its pitiful. YET YOU CHARGE ME $300 FOR MEDICINE AND CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME AN EXPLANATION FOR WHAT HE HAS.

also just got a BS email from Sbux:


As the situation with COVID–19 is extremely dynamic we will continue to make proactive decisions that are grounded in care for our customers and partners (employees), based in transparency and science, while also doing our part to help stop the spread of the virus.

Over the last week, as more communities, including the federal government, have called for increased social distancing to help contain the virus we are evaluating our store operations daily. Every community's public health needs are different, so we want to make sure we play a constructive role by taking responsible actions, guided by the CDC and other experts, to continue to do what's right for our customers and partners. You can always find the latest information from Starbucks here and track store hours and closures via our website or the Starbucks app.

Many of our customers have also asked how we will care for our partners. We have shared with our partners that they will never have to choose between working or taking care of themselves. For details on the comprehensive support and resources we are providing please visit here.

Starbucks® Rewards
For our Starbucks Rewards members we recognize that the current environment may limit your ability to redeem your Stars. Therefore, we will delay the expiration of all Stars scheduled to expire between now and June 1, 2020. For more information about changes to the Starbucks Rewards program please continue to visit our website.

These are truly uncharted times and we're learning right alongside you as we navigate COVID–19 together. We are proud of the swift decisions we are making, and we will always do what's best for our customers and partners.

As the situation continues to evolve, we may make some more changes, but through it all we will lead through the lens of Our Mission and Values which is to inspire and nurture the human spirit — one person, one cup and one neighborhood at a time.

Thank you for your continued loyalty and support.

Warm regards,
Your friends at Starbucks


THE AUDACITY TO EVEN GIVE OUT A PITIFUL RESPONSE IS LAUGHABLE. IM EMBARRASSED TO WORK FOR THIS COMPANY, REALLY. i dont know how many times customers ask me why were open, and why we are serving food. LET ME REPEAT THIS. SUPREME OUT OF ALL RETAIL STORES HAS CLOSED IT'S DOORS. SUPREME. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU, SBUX? its a dame shame.

also just got news my facking gym closes today @ 8pm and until future notice. i am sick to my stomach. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE W6D1 TODAY... NO ONE HAS A FACKING SQUAT RACK I CAN USE BC MOST OF MY FRIENDS/LIFTERS ARE BETAS AND DO NON-SENSE BODY WEIGHT BS WITH THEIR G/Fs. ALL MY HARD WORK FOR NOTHING. I REMEMBER I WAS OUT FOR 2.5 MONTHS WITH HURT SHOULDER. I WAS PRESSING 150x5x3 DURING THAT TIME. WHEN I GOT BACK, I COULD BARELY PRESS 95lbs... it is BS.

also finally a real woman with a facking brain:



always had a crush on her back in the day. goregeius face and that blonde hair. she's just as mad as I am to these idiot millennials. finally someone who understands me.

going to eat, then go pick up my Bowflex from my parents place. its better than nothing. sick of this bs and this non-sense. first Kobe, and now this BS.
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Old 03-17-2020, 10:06 PM   #691
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I can’t believe Supreme closed its doors.

Crazy times we’re living in
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Old 03-18-2020, 03:09 PM   #692
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liking you, Saklad.

honestly, people who run this world are Project ABP. they are ignorant yuppies who have inherited every penny(then go on IG and talk about hard work and sacrafice) and have the audacity to say whatever they want whenever they want. its sad really. they have no knowledge or even know how cringy they talk or act(or even dress). just take a look at what's going on with Cam Newton. Not really a big fan of him, but a good player. i love his cockiness and alpha traits. YUPPIES JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. this is what they do to loyal players. players who bring in the fans for these ignorant yuppies then make some clown ass statement.

see you soon. about to blast some local coffee shop on IG.
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Old 03-18-2020, 03:38 PM   #693
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I'm not sure what I like better. The "(or even dress)" or the out of nowhere Cam Newton rant.
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Old 03-18-2020, 04:05 PM   #694
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just giving you examples. the world is run by people like this. uneducated, wealthy, people who brag about #motivation #hardwork #nodaysoff, yet dress like a clown and have no clue what they are talking about. amazing what inheritance can do for you.
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Old 03-18-2020, 05:12 PM   #695
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TBF, I somewhat agree with the entitled clowns talking about hard work when they were basically winners of the lotto. Survivorship bias is real. The topic actually came up at work when our CEO gave a coronavirus videoconference update today.

He's done a fantastic job of running the company his father built, but he also loves to use ridiculous corporate speak and talk about the lessons he learned living as a "ski bum" (in the Alps) for a few years after college.

His pants are always a few sizes too long too.
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Old 03-18-2020, 11:41 PM   #696
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ha! a common theme among them is they don't know how pants should fit them. i went to court like 3 years ago for duty. you should have heard the ladies in the jury bashing the lawyers on their pants during break. you probably make over 150k/year yet your pants look like sweatpants in FEDERAL COURT.

i got blocked by some loser local coffee shop on IG for calling them out on their BS. you know it got real when they delete their posts and block you. pathetic these days people can't grow some balls and handle 1vs1. the only way is to block and delete their posts. pathetic.

off to bed soon. ate maybe 1500 calories today... no gym and already feeling my gains go away... i have a pull up bar here. going to do BWx10x10 every day.

see you soon.
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Old 03-19-2020, 01:02 AM   #697
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I used to do bwx10x10 every day... it was good times.

ABP, you seem like an angry person lately. What gives? You ever tried any marijuana? Might be a good thing to experiment with during these stressful times, my bro.

I also agree that Supreme clothing and shoes look ****ing stupid and I cringe when I see Chinese 30 year olds wearing it as if they were 16 year old Chinese kids trying to be rebelliously conformist. ****ing ridiculous looking faux gangster clown clothes from yuppie's kids who make about a mill a year from pure ****ing corruption and exploitation in this god forsaken polluted wasteworld.

But then again I'm yuppie-lite who must wear a suit to work every day and just ends up wearing it out other places because of convenience.
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Old 03-19-2020, 01:16 AM   #698
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yup. never wanted to do BW non-sense workouts, but what can i do. this all happened bc some facking idiot got bored of regualr food and decided it was a good idea to cook bat soup. SEEMS LEGIT.

people been pissing me off non-stop lately, including my job. i just heard these district/regional/and CEO's are taking conference calls FROM THEIR HOMES, WHILE US EMPLOYEES ARE RISKING OURSELVES TO THIS VIRUS. THEY ARE MAKING DECISIONS AT HOME AND ARE ON CONFERENCE CALL WITH STORE MANAGERS. this is just selfishness straight up.

people like this need a wake up call, but are too stupid to realize it. its why the world is like this. lately been real mad and thinking about using some ABPxLoco funds to rage cop some sneakers, but that's not use and not smart.

i was also this close to hitting back up Stacey. something in the lines of:

'hey hope youre doing well. we should get together and F each other before the CoronaVirus F's us :P' now you might think its cringey, but she will find it hilarious bc of her personality.

tomorrow work at 9-4. exposing myself to more CoronaVirus. just don't forget the fact about transportation. morning and evening commute on the train with a bunch of yuppies/idiots who probably partied last night and has contracted the virus and is just spreading it to more and more people.

F this Earth.
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Old 03-19-2020, 01:27 AM   #699
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I got on the train at 4:30pm today coming home from whole foods because I'm a fackin yuppie and there was hardly anyone on it. Fackin yuppies all scurred of public transportation now, which means it's safer since there's so few people on it.

I fully support hitting up stacey. She was so good to you. We're all bored quarantined in our fackin yuppie apartments and need entertainment.
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Old 03-19-2020, 05:25 AM   #700
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Thought of you when I saw this in the office today ABP:



Asked him where he copped those pine greens and got some street cred with the kids. Thanks.

Lost it all when I took the pic of course.
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