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Old 02-07-2020, 11:54 AM   #526
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I forgot about that part. Vilifies and ridicules white-collar workers to the level that he makes it a point of pride that he works harder for a fraction of the money.
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Old 02-07-2020, 12:18 PM   #527
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Dude, they dont know anything about fashion. They wear single strap monks ffs.
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Old 02-07-2020, 06:17 PM   #528
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ABP, would it blow your mind that there are jobs out there with unlimited vacation time, and you can call out sick and still get paid without using hours meant for vacation?


Add in extremely flexible work from home policies, and free meals & snacks every day.


Grunched, regardless tho.


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Old 02-07-2020, 11:58 PM   #529
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jmakin grunched but he's eating door dash and doesnt GAF.
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Old 02-09-2020, 03:36 PM   #530
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jmakin grunched but he's eating door dash and doesnt GAF.


#yuppielife

#godsplan
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:08 AM   #531
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One of the worst things ever developed by corporate HR departments is PTO in lieu of dedicated sick and vacation days.
lol USA#111 like in all things work-related.
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Old 02-12-2020, 10:21 PM   #532
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ha. our vacation time is different. after 1 year with the company u build vacation time. now i have not used any. thought u had to go on vacation. but you can just punch out those unused vacation hours for a paycheck. picked up more hours this week, so no need to waste them.

store is slowly falling apart. most of the OGs are leaving. one girl is moving and i heard one of the better supervisor might move too. funny. its like God wants me to take over this store.

last week my W1 lifts went like this. Monday/Friday/Sun/Mon. its what happens when you get back lifting after getting flu. i was sore for like 4 days and had to rest. couldn't even take a **** on the toilet my legs were so gone. today was W2D1, but i am going in tomorrow. just got call to come in earlier and i was going to go gym tonight but that means only 3 hours of sleep if i do. already 4 days behind in the week... my OHP went down. depressing, but getting back into it. my bench press hasn't moved in like 5+ month. either eat more and get a bit fat, or lean down for the aesthetic lifestyle michigan ave beach life soon.

this Saturday is my bday. missed out on the new beginnings package today.. it was Chicago only EXCLUSIVE and probably would have gotten shot. not risking my life over some shoes lol. now hopefully i get my hands on the OWxAJ5 on my bday. it would be the best gift ever.

writing out my logs now. see you soon.
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Old 02-12-2020, 10:30 PM   #533
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Dude, they dont know anything about fashion. They wear single strap monks ffs.
ha. last day i saw this yuppie on the train wearing an over coat with some dad jeans and facking neon green running shoes. it was a really nice over coat, but he just killed it with the shoes. a single strap monk(ideally not the best) would have fixed his look(even with his wide legged opening dad jeans, thats how bad his shoes are). the shoe can make or kill an outfit. doesn't even matter if you wearing a Lou V coat. i cringe real hard.

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Add in extremely flexible work from home policies, and free meals & snacks every day.


Grunched, regardless tho.


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Old 02-12-2020, 10:31 PM   #534
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Lol i love so much that’s the post of mine you quoted
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Old 02-12-2020, 10:35 PM   #535
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jmakin,

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Old 02-12-2020, 10:51 PM   #536
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Week One

Day 1

OHP
x5@9 no drop sets
RPE8 160
115x5
130x5
145x5

SQUAT
x5@9 no drop sets
RPE8 305
250x5
265x5
280x5

OHP PIN PRESS
x3 @9 no drop sets
135x3
145x3
155x3

Day 2

DL
x5 @9 no drop sets
RPE8 390
330x5
345x5
360x5 @7
370x5 @8.5

CG BENCH
x8 @9 no drop sets
RPE8 200
135x8
150x8
165x8 @7.5
165x7 @9

SQUAT
x8 @9 no drop sets
225x8
240x8
255x8

Day 3

SQUAT
x7 @9 no drop sets
RPE8 315
230x7
245x7
260x7 @8
260x7 @8.5-9

OHP
x10 @9 no drop sets
RPE9 160
90x10
105x10
120x10


INCLINE BENCH
x8 @9 no drop sets
135x8
145x8
150x7 @9.5

Day 4

PAUSED DL
x4 @9 no drop sets
RPE8.5 365
305x4
320x4
335x4
345x4

BENCH PRESS
x7 @9 No drop sets
RPE8.5 215
150x7
165x7
180x7

WEIGHTED CHINS

x9 @9 no drop sets
BWx9
10x8
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Old 02-13-2020, 10:34 AM   #537
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store is slowly falling apart. most of the OGs are leaving. one girl is moving and i heard one of the better supervisor might move too. funny. its like God wants me to take over this store.
Gonna be really satisfying for you when you turn down the job again and explain you're on your facking purpose!!

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Old 02-14-2020, 10:36 PM   #538
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never get your jokes, gman.



yesterday started W2D1 on Monte's program. its facking friday and D2 will be tomorrow. this all happened bc of the flu. im serious, your health is $$$. that week i got sick, i worked 10.78 facking hours.

i worked at another location today. its a really strange neighborhood. filled with yuppies, but a lot of homeless. today i met a great yuppie. a bum came in the store and was cold(0 degrees here lol). he wanted a coffee. he was also hungry, so the yuppie gave some of his food to him. he also bought the bum coffee. then i over heard them while mopping and sweeping the store.(some of you are complete slobs. do you not clean up after yourselves? food on the ground, straws and cups not thrown away... how old are you again???) . they had a convo on lamborghinis. lol? ok.

see you soon guys. work at 4:30am tomorrow. opening with my hot supervisor

@krunic, still riding the brown line... my hair is grey now. still rocking my jordans(obsidians). if you see me, come say hi.

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Old 02-14-2020, 10:57 PM   #539
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Soon to be riding some 20 year old with a big ass and a small waist's brownline.
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Old 02-15-2020, 12:20 PM   #540
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New Beginnings pack was pretty cool, but why are you lusting after spending $350 on two (more) pairs of Jordans? Seems like a dumb use of funds but whatever. I work close to a (the?) release location downtown. Saw lots and LOTS of yuppies snagging that drop. Zero shootings.

Gotta shake my head at the OWxAJ5s though. The AJ5 was a uniquely ugly shoe and the OW variant seems designed as a meta parody to make clear everyone understands exactly how terrible they were. Just awful.
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Old 02-15-2020, 07:37 PM   #541
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Old 02-15-2020, 08:12 PM   #542
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Pretty solid stuff, rakemeplz
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Old 02-15-2020, 08:25 PM   #543
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I love this thread

I came here to learn more about weightlifting. It didn't work out that way, but I've learned so much more.
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Old 02-15-2020, 10:18 PM   #544
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:33 PM   #545
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RMP, ha! got em!

always liked you.
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:39 PM   #546
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New Beginnings pack was pretty cool, but why are you lusting after spending $350 on two (more) pairs of Jordans? Seems like a dumb use of funds but whatever. I work close to a (the?) release location downtown. Saw lots and LOTS of yuppies snagging that drop. Zero shootings.

Gotta shake my head at the OWxAJ5s though. The AJ5 was a uniquely ugly shoe and the OW variant seems designed as a meta parody to make clear everyone understands exactly how terrible they were. Just awful.
the 5s look much cleaner than the 3's. the 3's are the ugliest one of them all.

most sneakers are just plain ugly. i do not get the hype on most of these shoes. its why i like timeless AJ1. its very minimal, and doesn't even look like a basketball shoe. just look at the kyries. no one buys that crap. just plain trash lol.

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Old 02-22-2020, 10:29 PM   #547
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Soon to be riding some 20 year old with a big ass and a small waist's brownline.
missed this one.

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Old 02-22-2020, 11:00 PM   #548
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store turning into a shiet show. my manager hasn't been in the store for 2 weeks now. today was the first time a supervisor wasn't in charge for 3 hours. NO SUPERVISOR WAS IN THE STORE. the opening supervisor left and put a 19 y/o kid in charge. THAT IS ILLEGAL AND IF THE DISTRICT MANAGER WALKED IN AND SEES NO SUPERVISOR, EVERYONE WOULD BE FIRED.

luckily ive been getting more hours bc kids these days are facking lazy and calling off non stop. honestly don't get millennium kids these days. some of these kids are housed in fancy downtown apartments and don't even have to work. their parents pay for EVERYTHING. its hilarious. one time i finished ringing a girl up. she paid using our Starbucks App. i know her name, but her drink sticker was a different name. i said 'are you a twin? your name is different'. she says 'oh no, thats my moms account.' HER MOM FUNDS HER COFFEE ADDICTION. its amazing. this is why the hard hat lunch pail days are over. this country is facked 20 years from now.


lifting news, ive been getting my strength back after that nasty flu. for the past 3-4 months ive been lifting in a black tee-shirt with a tank top underneath. yesterday i took off that black tee and i looked massive in my Nike Dry Fit tank top. definitely put on gains. now my bench still sucks, but putting all my eggs in 1 basket for that 185 OHP PR PRESS.

sneaker news, i copped the AJ1 NC TO CHI:

Spoiler:


THESE ARE DOPE AF.

also copped the yeezy marshes:

Spoiler:


and my ALL TIME GRAIL, COMMON PROJECTS IN ANTIQUE ROSE(2014 discontinued colorway):

Spoiler:


i also sold some clothes as my style is changing a bit. THAT UGLY FLANNEL YOU GUYS BASHED ME ABOUT, GONE. SEE YOU. sold a used pair of raws, and resold a pair of yeezy.

dating news, ive been focused on my purpose. lately i have a crush on my supervisor. her ass is getting fatter and fatter but her waist still stays thin. she has a b/f. i overheard her and another co-worker talking about her b/f and how he wants her to move in with her and all that relationship talk. she seemed frustrated. of course. HE'S ACTIING LIKE A GIRL. CCW AND AMS KNOW THEIR GAME. she is only 19. i overheard her say her bf is like 26 or something. she still wants to have fun. she even said they are at different parts of their lives and says the relationship is 'complicated'. love that word. it won't be complicated once you break things off with that beta.

logging now. see you in a bit.
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Old 02-23-2020, 12:32 AM   #549
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N1, I would love nothing more than to have a beer with you sometime and try to decompress your world view

there's so much to unpack from that last paragraph i don't even know where to start
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Old 02-23-2020, 01:18 AM   #550
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ha. quit drinking. don't need no alcohol to have fun. also alcohol kills gains. i see too many of these idiot IGers trying to act like they live the active/healthy organic lifestyle, yet on the weekends they are doing cocaine, alcohol, and drugs. pathetic.

the only thing i need to decompress is my spine.

don't need no advice from you. AMS and CCW my boys.

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