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Old 12-17-2019, 08:36 PM   #401
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I just asked my wife, she'll give you $50 for the shoes.
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Old 12-17-2019, 09:10 PM   #402
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how did i miss this one. liking you.

ready for ABPxLoco Pt. 3. casinos love junkies and action. i give off that vibe. asian with crazy hair color, he must be here to gamble. man with big money. YOU NEED TO SELL YOUR IMAGE. not being racist but the average white guy walks in looking like a complete facking nerd. t-shirt and jeans. casual af. of course you will get heat. no table talk, you talk about some bs math, ignore everyone, and talk strategy with other players lol then you ask why you got the boot.

off work now, and going to eat my high carb meal and hit the gym. my back aches but what must be done must be done.

see you soon, guys.
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:04 PM   #403
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N1,

You been spending a lot of time talking to blackballed white cardcounters? I assume not, and that this is akin to the fantasy conversations earlier? K.

Similarly, I assume you spend a lot of time talking with high value women and gathering data on whether knowledge of women's fashion (and distribution shoe sizes?) is a turn on?

As a third (because good things come in threes), you might want to consider that some people who go to the gym to "run routines" are not there to maximize the specific outcome you are, and that they derive some enjoyment from spending an hour at the gym with their GFs, doing a "suboptimal" routine.

Anyway -- care to clarify if you ordered the wrong shoes, or if they sent you the wrong shoes? A simple screenshot of your receipt showing that you ordered a men's 9 or whatever would be enough. I assume you accidentally ordered the wrong thing, otherwise you'd be on the phone with your CC co already.
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:17 PM   #404
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ha. clueless.

if a high value women got into a conversation with me on sneakers, that would turn me on. AJ1s especially. now reverse the roll. you get into a convo with a high value women and talk about chelsea boots bc she is a fan of those:

me: no way, i have a pair at home right now size 9 WOMEN CPs. Barneys F'd up my order. what size are you?
her: im a 9 WOMEN! i always wanted a pair of CPs! youre not one of those guys that think a WOMEN'S 9 is the same as MEN's 9, are you?
me: lol, i know the difference between the two
her: good, what is your venmo? hook me up!


honestly they are wasting everyone's time. if you're honestly going to stand by a machine and just chit chat non stop like 99% of the so called 'PUBLIC FIGURE' idiots on IG(i honestly cannot believe they think they are PUBLIC FIGURES. like half of them don't even lift, but just look attractive, that's pretty much it) claim the territory or machine is yours at the moment(when really you've been there for a facking hour talking to thots and idiots who can't even squat 225), then don't even come. please. you can do your routines at home. no machines needed. please save my time.


ha. i already got a charge back. IM SELLING THESE TO PROFIT. and if they want the boots back, im not wasting my facking time to ship it out. they want it, they can pay for shipping, call me an uber that will drive me to a post office, then i will ship it out. thats exactly what im going to say. like gabe caplan says: you don't want to do what i want to do, im not going to do what you want to do.

see you soon. ty for motivation.
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:22 PM   #405
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AND HERE IS PROOF I ALREADY GOT THIS DONE 2 DAYS AGO

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Old 12-17-2019, 10:34 PM   #406
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N1,

You been spending a lot of time talking to blackballed white cardcounters? I assume not, and that this is akin to the fantasy conversations earlier? K.

No, but you can imagine how many rants I have gone on in the car with N1, regarding white advantage players.
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:39 PM   #407
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I learm from the best.

I was wondering why he want asian. Why not a white or mexican or brown??? I didnt get it the first time. Got me wondering for a while. Then after a couple trips, it all made sense.

BC I HAVE IMAGE.

Loco goes on tilt telling me these stories, then gave me opportunity.

Proud to work for you bro.
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:46 PM   #408
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Probably won't be able to do another trip for a couple of months. I am low on cash due to buying an apartment and 80% is due in 4 weeks.

I already talked to the One about activating you in Canada but he needs to run numbers on that game and it's going to take more than a month to do that.

So yeah, that's where we at.
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Old 12-17-2019, 11:04 PM   #409
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That might be one of my favorite fantasy convos thus far
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Old 12-17-2019, 11:07 PM   #410
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Loco, no worries. Hair will be another color though. Will look crazy to sell image.
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Old 12-17-2019, 11:08 PM   #411
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UDC, its perfectly normal and how it might have gone.
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Old 12-17-2019, 11:11 PM   #412
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Love it
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:12 AM   #413
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Lol at wife material including women who wear size 9.

Just lol.

R u srs?
Is your definition of wife material under 5' or something?
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:42 AM   #414
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Upside-down,

It seemed less coherent than the average imagined conversation about women begging him for anal sex. By that I mean it seemed amazing.

Rick,

Is that literally a scatter plot you made with 12 points and regressed? If so, impressive dedication to the bit. Idk, I dont know a ton about womens shoes I just know the sizes of a moderate sample of women I'm friends or family with, none of whom are under 5'4", and none of whom are over size 8.5. shrug. Regardless, I was trying to make a joke can we get back to mocking n1 for buying literally the most yuppie possible pair of shoes and in the same breath whining about yuppies?

I do suppose that my friend with a closet full of CP clarified that she was a DINK not a yuppie.
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Old 12-18-2019, 12:51 AM   #415
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Upside-down,

It seemed less coherent than the average imagined conversation about women begging him for anal sex. By that I mean it seemed amazing.

Rick,

Is that literally a scatter plot you made with 12 points and regressed? If so, impressive dedication to the bit. Idk, I dont know a ton about womens shoes I just know the sizes of a moderate sample of women I'm friends or family with, none of whom are under 5'4", and none of whom are over size 8.5. shrug. Regardless, I was trying to make a joke can we get back to mocking n1 for buying literally the most yuppie possible pair of shoes and in the same breath whining about yuppies?

I do suppose that my friend with a closet full of CP clarified that she was a DINK not a yuppie.
Very good points, let's get back to anal power lifting
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Old 12-18-2019, 02:25 AM   #416
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Old 12-18-2019, 08:13 AM   #417
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I think we know that villain perceives the character above in the meme to be textbook definition of ALPHA MAAELLeEELELEELEL:LEL!1!!
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Old 12-18-2019, 09:17 AM   #418
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Love it
Love it. Project ABP
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Old 12-18-2019, 09:25 AM   #419
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Upside-down,

It seemed less coherent than the average imagined conversation about women begging him for anal sex. By that I mean it seemed amazing.

Rick,

Is that literally a scatter plot you made with 12 points and regressed? If so, impressive dedication to the bit. Idk, I dont know a ton about womens shoes I just know the sizes of a moderate sample of women I'm friends or family with, none of whom are under 5'4", and none of whom are over size 8.5. shrug. Regardless, I was trying to make a joke can we get back to mocking n1 for buying literally the most yuppie possible pair of shoes and in the same breath whining about yuppies?

I do suppose that my friend with a closet full of CP clarified that she was a DINK not a yuppie.
Ha. The beauty of all this is yuppies dont even CP. CPs aint for yuppies. Its a luxury streetwear brand, something yuppies cant rock. They prob never even heard of the brand. Even if they do, they wear dad jeans with them and dont know how to style them. They rock the allen edmonds, greats royales, cole haan, etc. Complete bs non sense crappy yuppie brands. This happens bc they are ignorant. Dont know what brands are good vs bad quality and cater to whatever brand their friends rock(who also have bad taste in fashion).

Leave the CPs to ABP and high value males. We kill the look. Project ABP
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Old 12-18-2019, 09:52 AM   #420
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N1,

Can you explain how having a more high value view of men's fashion would translate to increased attention from high value women? Have you thought about getting into life coaching to help yuppies become higher value individuals? I'm sure someone like cit would pay handsomely for your services.
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Old 12-18-2019, 09:57 AM   #421
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Can someone break down what ABP stands for?
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Old 12-18-2019, 10:18 AM   #422
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Can someone break down what ABP stands for?
ASIAN


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Old 12-18-2019, 10:19 AM   #423
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I just asked Mrs Miserable. She said that size is pretty big. 38 is apparently avg despite everyone being tall ass white people.

Maybe if she's 5'11 that is okay?
Whoa, did not realize there was a Mrs. Miserable
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Old 12-18-2019, 10:24 AM   #424
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Didn't grunch
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Old 12-18-2019, 10:36 AM   #425
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Bobbo,

I am not actually married. She finds the N1 saga very amusing.

N1,

Do you really think high value women are into streetwear? What is a high value woman to you? Most of the people rocking streetwear look terrible (since it is a very difficult style to pull off and conforms to certain body types better than others unlike say... regular biz wear). And I find most of the women in these communities to be very low value women. Like old alcoholic ex-strippers who engage in casual drug use. What do you think?
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