yes, but FOR ME, NOT FOR ANYONE.

why do you hire poker coaches? do you want to lose $$$ for the rest of your life? no. you hire them so you can BETTER YOUR POKER SKILLS, NOT OTHER PEOPLES SKILLS.

there is a difference. some of these betas try to change for a women or for a job promotion, its hilarious. it never works out bc they get tired of faking it. like i said, this is why relationships fail, usually within 6-8 months.

LOVE IT.

I mean....she should be considered strong among the general population, not just 130lbs women.

lol @ calling me a yuppie.

Keep doing you, bro.

You are ****ing with the wrong forum bros, my man. I'm not going to be upfront with all the details because it would be quite humiliating to you, but one was a literal professional strength athlete and the other is quite famous for achieving some very good natty numbers despite completely cursed lifting/aesthetics genetics. They are also both extremely successful in the professional lives, with G4S having the literal opposite of a "yuppie" job. You are still not even close to either, either in your personal/professional life or in lifting. Putting them down with your trite and predictable insults is not going to compensate for this. Have some humility like you used to and start listening to people who know more than you; and no, that does not mean ALFALA Male STRADAGEES.

wtf are you talking about? listen to who? I DO NOT CARE FOR A PROFESSIONAL STRENGTH ATHLETE. DO YOU REALLY THINK MY GOAL IS TO COME CLOSE TO THE ONES YOU ARE MENTIONING??? LOL. YOU ACT LIKE IM TRYING TO OUTLIFT ALL THESE YUPPIES IN HERE FOR SOME REASON. LOL.

THE ONLY ONE IM COMPETING WITH IS MYSELF. ABP. THE ONE THAT HAS ALL HEART.

GET THAT THROUGH YOUR WEE LITTLE HEAD.

I DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANYONE JUST BC THEY OUTLIFT ME. WTF KIND OF CLOWN REMARK IS THAT???

OH YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DRESS LIKE A CLOWN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME AS I KNOW MORE THAN YOU.

Genova 2.0

https://gfycat.com/agedperiodicbuckeyebutterfly

Looooool

So is there where all the yuppies take out their rage and frustration from gym withdrawals?

interesting, i rememeber when my high school brought in a new headmaster from west point and the first thing he did was upgrade our gym to a state of the art facility - was very controversial at the time and iirc the science was still out over whether or not it was good or bad for people who's bodies were still developing to do heavy weight training

this was in the 90s, i'm assuming the attitudes have changed or is it still somewhat controversial to have a teenager (or 12 year old) start doing a lifting program?

that's gold, i'm now unable to read abp posts without doing an angry pesci voiceover

12 too old. Gotta start em at 5. 12 is the first test+ dbol cycle.

Yea, back in the 90s and before, people believe it was harmful and would damage growth plates/epiphyseal plates. We now have plenty of science demonstrating that it's not true and it's healthy for children to resistance train.

G4S confirmed yuppie.

Citanul doing backflips.

Yugo,

Basically, yeah.

I think I'm done with this thread, which is a bit sad.

- In terms of a workout log, it's not engaging. The # of posts since reboot where he's written anything thoughtful about his workouts, or asked for advice on his workouts is tiny.

- Aside from workouts, I have lost the thread of what it is that he's trying to accomplish with literally any aspect of his life. Which is a shame, as he's got a work ethic, he's young, and good looking. The fact that he's an idiot shouldn't actually prevent him from achieving certain levels of success.

There seems to be a lacking core, or a denial about what his core personality is at this point. What is it he wants to achieve, beyond seeing the number on the bar increase, is a mystery even to him.

I think for most people the "I want to see the number on the bar go up" correlates to other aspects of our persona, since very few of us are competitive lifters. We like seeing quantifiable results of our hard work. We like the science of the thing. Incremental moments of attainment. We like the meditative yet prescribed nature of the hobby. It's clear that N1 enjoys the routine of the thing, and it seems he also enjoys signs of accomplishment somewhere in his life.

<Removing armchair psychoanalysis>

I hope one day N1 figures out what this purpose he's on is, and can find some time to be happy. Until then, if Sbux ever reopens, I'll be sure to tip an extra buck when I see a barista in tight-calved highwater selvedge jeans, manga hair, Jordans, and a Supreme zip up that can't stop staring at women in tights.

I dont really care about competitive lifting, dont actively participate here. Some hate that but whatever. I am a big fan of A B P.

The fascination I have with someone who is living what to me would be a personal hell, and the fact he is seemingly happy and not only that, proud of where he is in life is a big mood I want to capture in my own life somehow. By any objective measure I am a hopeless yuppie that’s doing infinitely “better” in life yet this guy seems so stoked on where he is. For that I admire him a lot, even if it is totally dysfunctional in his case.

N1-

Why not work on poker botting? You might make some actual money.

I assume Monte is the one with the cursed genetics?

j,

I found the same fascination for a while but I haven't read a line that conveys happiness in more than a month. I'm all about either happiness with your life and accomplishments, or a more ~Japanese pride in the effort and perfection of the process. To me, N1 does not seem stoked. He seems angry, with every little thing, and every big thing. He's the exact opposite of content and unconcerned with those around him. But he pretty clearly wishes that people recognized his self-perceived superiority, that he could have the things he wants, etc. :shrug:

LOVE IT.

stacy once was rambling about some non-sense BS about me(mostly negative). then my job came up. she say something in the lines of 'you still live at home, etc, etc, and STARBUCKS?' with an eye roll...

total disrespect. little does she know her job as a bartender is the same facking thing, and you rely on your looks and fake behavior for tips.

SUCCESS IS NOT DETERMINED BY THE JOB OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. IT IS WAKING UP EVERYDAY HAPPY AND DOING STUFF YOU LIKE.

THIS IS WHY I AM MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU.


HA. poker is for clowns. the sites will ban you and its a waste of time trying to make a bot for some bs 50c/$1 stake so you don't get caught. then you have to deal with cashouts and yuppies complaining in the chat room that im a bot, etc, etc, BS.

nobody is cursed. thats just a silly excuse for not getting to where you want. YOU DIDN'T PUT IN THE WORK. i see people on IG with 1 leg or 1 arm deadlifting 500+ pounds with a fake leg and arm. WHAT ABOUT THEM? that is total disrespect to them.

Fatty says what?

THE AUDACITY TO CONFUSE ME WITH JDOCK. IGNORANT YUPPIE WITH ILL FITTING PANTS.

Same here. I'm glad that I'm not the only one.

As Huey Lewis said: "it's hip to be square"

LOVE IT.

this all comes from needy facking behavior. THEY LIFT MORE THAN ME SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM OR ELSE. THEY WANT SOME SORT OF FACKING RECOGNITION AND RESPECT FOR LIFTING MORE THAN ANYONE

its just complete yuppie behavior. this happens all the time at my store when some idiot yuppie complains about a coffee not in stock or a brew of coffee not available at some certain time because WE ARE SUPPOSED TO STOP SERVING DARK ROAST OR LIGHT ROAST. i over-hear my hot supervisor all the time. THEY FEEL PRIVILEGED FOR SOME REASON. it comes from not being happy from their job or personal life, and THEY WANT TO FEEL ENTITLED. ITS JUST FACKING NEEDY ASS BEHAVIOR, KIND OF LIKE HOW WOMEN NEED TO BE VALIDATED. this is why you see girls take selfies not stop. HONESTLY BORDERLINE A MENTAL ILLNESS FOR THESE IDIOTS.

Someone please get this woman into ABP's starbucks and film it.