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Originally Posted by downtown
There's a word in German for someone who only ****s at home. "Heimscheisser". I **** you not!
I'm not even a little surprised.
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Originally Posted by Country Roads
altho
you miss 100% of the shots you never take
-michael jordan
I'm pretty sure that was Wayne Gretzky. And he was saying it in reference to getting the shot on the net, because in hockey you aren't credited for a shot on goal if it goes wide. I'm not sure why it's taken on an entirely different meaning for some reason, I prefer the first.
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Originally Posted by Phatony
What the **** do you need that for? That'd knock a car off the road.
In that case he needs it for taking a car off the road I guess.