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I was chatting with this girl and we got into the newb desert island scenario.

She said, "I'd take Kim Kardashian because she's pretty tasty."

I said, "Eh, IDK, I don't think I could hold a conversation with her, and tbh she's not that hot."

She said, "Oh no, I mean she would probably taste pretty good in case I couldn't find food."

Dafuq.

Do ass implants taste that good?

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"They call me chief."

Aight... Ima roll w this potentially

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Vaguely racist - but accurate.

Clearly according to this forum a bit of racism never hurt anyone.

11-10-2015 , 10:34 AM

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BookToMarket

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Hahahahahaha I actually have used that a few times and it always kills! BtM is truly a master. I would buy his e-book.

Haha, nice. I have told some people IRL about that line, and all of you know it as well, but I never have really gotten any feedback from others about whether or not it has worked for them. Glad to hear it

11-10-2015 , 11:18 AM

#178

allinontheturn

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Thanks chiefs,

I kept a log briefly in early 2013. It was exactly what you'd expect from some skinny fat lifting jelly dick weight.

11-10-2015 , 11:20 AM

#179

downtown

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Prepare your fainting couches:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/10/sp...inds.html?_r=0

11-10-2015 , 11:52 AM

#180

allinontheturn

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"If you're not cheating you're not trying" - Vladomir Putin

11-10-2015 , 01:53 PM

#181

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

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So last week we scrambled around (as usual) because our user from hell told us this daily batch job HAD to be in production last tuesday. Today in a cc with muckety-mucks she threw us under the bus because it was generating files just like it was supposed to do. My boss brought up that minor detail that she in fact instructed us to move it to production that day. To which she replied "but i didnt tell you to run it"

11-10-2015 , 02:07 PM

#182

TopPair2Pair

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I'd **** all over her email

11-10-2015 , 02:47 PM

#183

BookToMarket

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I like this guy. Can we keep him?

11-10-2015 , 03:02 PM

#184

skeletor121

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So the rehab has gone pretty well?

Yes it is. Still have some pain as the bones have not fully healed, but have close to 100% ROM back. Rehab is all on me right now as the Doc was surprised at how much ROM I had at my last appointment (26 October). He feels that the work I am doing to heal up is as good as I would get with a physical therapist so he didn't see a need for me to spend money on those appointments. I agreed with that assessment and will only go with a therapist if things don't keep on improving.

11-10-2015 , 04:14 PM

#185

Aidan

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Awesome

11-10-2015 , 04:23 PM

#186

CrunchyBlack

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****ing cowboys, ****ing cowboys everywhere.

I knew I should've listened to my mum and found a nice brown forum to set up shop in and grow old and die in.

Gonna start a log soon, any title recommendasians?

11-10-2015 , 04:51 PM

#187

Aidan

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Anyone else watching Fargo S2? It's been pretty great

11-10-2015 , 05:00 PM

#188

fozzy71

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Anyone else watching Fargo S2? It's been pretty great

yes, yes it is

11-10-2015 , 05:58 PM

#189

Soulman

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Would appreciate a spoiler free notice when the season is done so I can binge watch, tia.

11-10-2015 , 07:12 PM

#190

KPowers

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ctrl f i mean 1 of 22

11-10-2015 , 08:16 PM

#191

TopPair2Pair

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Originally Posted by BookToMarket

I like this guy. Can we keep him?

a/s/l?

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Originally Posted by fozzy71

yes, yes it is

Whats the general Fargo plot line? Up there with Suits / Nacros?

11-10-2015 , 08:24 PM

#192

fozzy71

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....

Whats the general Fargo plot line? Up there with Suits / Nacros?

It is an anthology so each season is a completely separate plot, timeline, actors, etc. I assume you can find a quick plot synopsis for each season online that would be better than I could do here without giving soulman any spoilers.

11-10-2015 , 08:32 PM

#193

TopPair2Pair

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aight thanks, will check it out. Need to decide between a few options

11-10-2015 , 09:57 PM

#194

Aidan

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List the options and I'll rank them for you. My taste is impeccable.

11-10-2015 , 11:00 PM

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Melkerson

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Would appreciate a spoiler free notice when the season is done so I can binge watch, tia.

11-10-2015 , 11:02 PM

#196

fozzy71

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Would appreciate a spoiler free notice when the season is done so I can binge watch, tia.

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S2, Ep10
14 Dec. 2015

11-11-2015 , 12:17 AM

#197

Aidan

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By all accounts, this is a very good training related podcast Ep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ForCU_D2x7M

11-11-2015 , 01:18 AM

#198

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

List the options and I'll rank them for you. My taste is impeccable.

Big Bang Theory
Two & A Half Men
Celebrity Boxing
The Tom Green Show
The Bachelor

Gogogogogo

11-11-2015 , 02:34 AM

#199

CrunchyBlack

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Bachelor
Boxing
Tom green
Men
Big bang

I ****ing hate that show

11-11-2015 , 03:25 AM

#200

Aidan

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None of the above, and may PLOKJ have mercy on your soul

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