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11-12-2015 , 11:57 PM

#276

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,311

And you can't mentally prepare for it because there's nothing to compare it to, so don't even bother. Just figure out what's most important to you with respect to parenting and prepare for it (for us it was getting them on a sleep schedule ASAP). And at least two thirds of the baby junk places try to sell you is useless.

11-13-2015 , 12:04 AM

#277

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

fBusto - get a pump then post some updates tyia.

11-13-2015 , 12:08 AM

#278

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Yugo - congrats on the expected bebe. I just got back on Tinder again today so I'll be joining you in fatherhood shortly no doubt. We can compare notes.

11-13-2015 , 12:12 AM

#279

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Skeleton bro - hope you're back to 100 shortly

11-13-2015 , 12:13 AM

#280

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Speaking of Tinder. I am on OKC now.

That's right. If your mother is between the ages of 30-75, there is a good chance I might one day be your father!

11-13-2015 , 12:13 AM

#281

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

fBusto - get a pump then post some updates tyia.

What sort of updates?

11-13-2015 , 12:28 AM

#282

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Thanks for the summary

Might have to give it a shot again. On the other hand there's a fair amount of current series I still haven't seen so...

DT,
ouch, just ouch.

ETA: I know I've pimped Buffy before, actually a serious recommendation. S1 is a bit weak, but S2 and S3 in particular are still awesome. Some truly awesome episodes in there, like the musical and The Body. Also very character driven, so the outdated effects don't matter too much.

Buffy also very awesome.

Congrats, Yugo!

11-13-2015 , 12:52 AM

#283

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

What sort of updates?

Updated pics. I would like pics of you w a pump on to judge the gains accurately.

11-13-2015 , 12:55 AM

#284

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

As soon as you send me the camera. Syndr0m's friend can tell us how to get rich

11-13-2015 , 01:05 AM

#285

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,311

fakeb,

We're going to need to see your Tinder profile pics.

11-13-2015 , 01:16 AM

#286

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

I don't like Tinder. Everyone there seems like they just want to hook up. Most of the people don't even have a profile. Just a few pics and that's it.

I do have a Choose Your Own Adventure OKC story!

One of my pics was of me in front of a mirror flexing a la the usual. This girl messaged me and said, "You had me at the Master's in Journalism. You lost me at the obnoxious bathroom selfie."

Option 1) She sent a message just to let me know why I suck.

Option 2) This is a game! Insult her back!

Which option do you pick?

11-13-2015 , 01:17 AM

#287

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

Option 3: I light my mobile device on fire and commit seppuku because lol online dating.

11-13-2015 , 01:24 AM

#288

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Aidan chooses to insult her back!

He says, "You had me at singer, but you lost me at "only occasionally funny."

She responds: "Oh, whatever will I do?"

Time for you to make your choice!

Option 1) Time to set the mobile device on fire and commit seppuku

Option 2) Insult her again!

11-13-2015 , 01:28 AM

#289

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Option 3) Message "What will you do? Come over here and sit on my face for an hour or two."

11-13-2015 , 01:35 AM

#290

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

"Here's a graph of how this convo went: *erect dick pick*"

11-13-2015 , 02:18 AM

#291

Brown Keeper

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,542

Welcome back uscpf

11-13-2015 , 04:17 AM

#292

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

"Here's a graph of how this convo went: *erect dick pick*"

Why hate on online dating? You seem like a natural.

fB,
om nom nom.

Congrats on the mini me Yugo! Here's a cartoon which will have you looking forwards to having a brand new baby

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat

11-13-2015 , 04:36 AM

#293

Aidan

Kroenke Out

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 24,320

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Why hate on online dating? You seem like a natural.

Tried the line on the wife, did not go down very well

11-13-2015 , 08:48 AM

#294

__w__

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,640

Congrats Yugo!

Minis are pretty damn awesome. The first few years they aren't good for anything but snuggling. They will rob all your sleep, crush libido, and cause a ton of sweatpants wearing.

First things first, get the little monster on a proper sleep schedule and used to not sleeping with you.

There's two groups of parents. Those that have children of all ages sleeping with them still, or refusing to go to sleep (no joke, think school aged but still have to sleep with mom and dad).

And those that do whatever they want from 7:30-8:00 on, sleep naked etc.

11-13-2015 , 08:59 AM

#295

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,311

Quote:

Originally Posted by __w__

Congrats Yugo!

Minis are pretty damn awesome. The first few years they aren't good for anything but snuggling. They will rob all your sleep, crush libido, and cause a ton of sweatpants wearing.

First things first, get the little monster on a proper sleep schedule and used to not sleeping with you.

There's two groups of parents. Lol jdock, and those that do whatever they want from 7:30-8:00 on, sleep naked etc.

FYP

11-13-2015 , 09:47 AM

#296

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

BtM,

Only your opinion matters to me, which is why I took a pic with a new pose just for you. Tempting to spoiler the pic and surprise you with a pic of my ass, but I didn't do it. How am I looking?

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyBrooks

I kinda want to buy you a camera, but other than that, K

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

I accept this gift.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

fBusto - get a pump then post some updates tyia.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

What sort of updates?

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Updated pics. I would like pics of you w a pump on to judge the gains accurately.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

As soon as you send me the camera. Syndr0m's friend can tell us how to get rich

I drew a graph of how this interaction went

Spoiler:

11-13-2015 , 10:04 AM

#297

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

Wtf, dick pics deserve a warning no?

11-13-2015 , 10:30 AM

#298

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,139

Thanks everyone!

Quote:

Originally Posted by __w__

First things first, get the little monster on a proper sleep schedule and used to not sleeping with you.

Yes, this is my goal #2, which is closely related to goal #1, which is: Sleep.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Wtf, dick pics deserve a warning no?

[ ] Dick

RJ will be quite disappointed.

11-13-2015 , 10:35 AM

#299

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,311

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Wtf, dick pics deserve a warning no?

Congrats on passing me on the beta scale.

11-13-2015 , 10:45 AM

#300

TopPair2Pair

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,522

Congrats on the mini Yugo chief

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