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Old 02-22-2019, 02:22 AM   #16851
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Having your roommate eating your **** all the time without contributing to some of the cooking/grocery buying is going to be problematic at some point. Maybe you should think about being a good roommate instead of a terrible one.
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Old 02-22-2019, 04:03 AM   #16852
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Having your roommate eating your **** all the time without contributing to some of the cooking/grocery buying is going to be problematic at some point. Maybe you should think about being a good roommate instead of a terrible one.
This. Please don't take advantage of your roommate being kind.
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Old 02-22-2019, 09:02 AM   #16853
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Having your roommate eating your **** all the time without contributing to some of the cooking/grocery buying is going to be problematic at some point. Maybe you should think about being a good roommate instead of a terrible one.
ABP
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Old 02-22-2019, 09:25 AM   #16854
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N1,

What makes you a high value man?
The fact that he no longer cares for that sweet, sweet Stacy ass, at all.
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Old 02-22-2019, 09:33 AM   #16855
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Steve,

He's not mad; he just finds it hilarious.

ABP,

Re: food prep, it sounds like you need to learn how to cook.
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Old 02-22-2019, 09:40 AM   #16856
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^^
pfft, if Stacy called him today, he would be all over that like, well, N1 on Stacy.
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Old 02-22-2019, 10:28 AM   #16857
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N1,

What makes you a high value man?
Memory foam.
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Old 02-22-2019, 06:28 PM   #16858
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He's good looking enough he could get laid by just being sweet. Be sweet mother ****er!
its ABP 2019. high value man. no time to be a sweet little puppy. girls like a dom male who knows what he wants.

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N1,

What makes you a high value man?
im on my purpose. focused on myself. i facking deleted tinder and bumble to focus on me. fack this bs. aint got no time right now to sleezeball.

i learn from the best. AMS. you wonder why top rated rookies enter the league then never to be heard of 3 years later? girls. girls got in the way. unless you're lebron james, u need to focus on yourself. look at lamar odom... chandler parsons? he's not even a has been. he's a never was..

last year was all about staceys ASS and it facking ruined my purpose...FCUK this bs... im taking a year off dating and girls. im here to make money and get jacked.

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Having your roommate eating your **** all the time without contributing to some of the cooking/grocery buying is going to be problematic at some point. Maybe you should think about being a good roommate instead of a terrible one.

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This. Please don't take advantage of your roommate being kind.
HE DOESNT CARE, HE LIKES COOKING AND WANTS ME TO EAT.

that is why i sometimes buy his food when we go out or drinks or take care of his cover at a bar. this isnt some loser bum roommate who ive picked off the streets, ive known him since 7th grade and we are like BROTHERS.


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The fact that he no longer cares for that sweet, sweet Stacy ass, at all.
who are you? but im liking you now.

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Old 02-22-2019, 06:31 PM   #16859
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

this is my AI's with KK(30 hands) ever since i came back to play.

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what? you want to rig it again??? FCUK YOU!


    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    UTG: $204.18 (102.1 bb)
    MP: $200 (100 bb)
    CO: $237 (118.5 bb)
    Hero (BTN): $240.70 (120.4 bb)
    SB: $198 (99 bb)
    BB: $200 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with K K
    UTG folds, MP raises to $6, CO raises to $21, 3 folds, MP raises to $50, CO folds

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    got to get up at 3:15am tomorrow bc the store im getting more hours at open at facking 4:30am...

    see you.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 06:43 PM   #16860
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    That hand, my god
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    Old 02-22-2019, 06:52 PM   #16861
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    high value male, high value play.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 06:53 PM   #16862
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    How do you know what everyone had?
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    Old 02-22-2019, 07:13 PM   #16863
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    no man, i am legit scared of her pooping out a baby. why do u think i dont do drugs and crap, bc i think i will die, even from weed.
    Fyp
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    Old 02-22-2019, 07:39 PM   #16864
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    I'm driving and it's unlikely I take the time to make this but, just imagine an image with Jennifer Tilly from that full House lay down saying "high-value man high-value play"


    Then insert Phil Ivey Pikachu face. Jpg
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    Old 02-22-2019, 07:43 PM   #16865
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    I don't see no blue N1, prob shouldnt fold Kings.
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    Let's check 200 too, nope, no blue there either.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 08:28 PM   #16866
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    I once folded AA pre, on purpose.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 08:49 PM   #16867
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    Forgive my ignorance and I may have already even ask this, but how do you play on PokerStars?
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    Old 02-22-2019, 08:55 PM   #16868
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    Old 02-22-2019, 08:57 PM   #16869
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    Right, I assumed that, but doesn’t that complicate payment?
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    Old 02-22-2019, 08:59 PM   #16870
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    Also no way that hand is ****ing real. If it is you are on unbelievable tilt and need to stop playing for at least a month
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    Old 02-22-2019, 09:01 PM   #16871
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    That's no way to speak to a high value man J.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 09:21 PM   #16872
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    Right, I assumed that, but doesn’t that complicate payment?
    I'm assuming it all goes through his backers, who must have some sort of Canadian banking hookup.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 09:40 PM   #16873
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    Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

    Hes playing on bovada, which is how he's able to see the hands. They release access to all the hands 24hr later or something.
    I think.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 09:51 PM   #16874
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    Ah, the converter said Stars.

    I didn't realize Bovada was liquid enough to support regular 200 NL grinding.
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    Old 02-22-2019, 10:00 PM   #16875
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    That's no way to speak to a high value man J.
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