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Old 02-17-2019, 12:26 AM   #16726
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

I was making a different, adjacent point. That learning ways to actually connect to another person as if they are more than a life support system for an anus might be a better place to start on the path to personal growth if you're into that kind of thing. As a side effect, it may also get you a half dozen or more sleazeball sessions instead of 3 or whatever.
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Old 02-17-2019, 12:50 AM   #16727
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Lol he only had sex with her 3 times?
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Old 02-17-2019, 01:05 AM   #16728
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It was anal sex so that's at least equal to 18 regular sex sessions. Sheesh people.
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:03 AM   #16729
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Oh my god this thread is starting to tilt me so hard again. Seeing that ****ing AMS guy's face on that youtube link is tipping me over the edge (I can't bear to watch it).

To be doing this Rockies bull**** in your 30s is utterly pathetic. This guy is a lost cause I'm telling you.
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Old 02-17-2019, 05:59 AM   #16730
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Lol he only had sex with her 3 times?
Let's not hate too much. Near quarterly sex with a woman you've obsessed about for over a year isn't the worst thing ever.

Wait. Yes, yes it is. Utterly pathetic. I'd expect much more from a true ABP who resorts to posting pics of other people's money on the gram to look cool.
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Old 02-17-2019, 11:10 AM   #16731
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Let's not hate too much. Near quarterly sex with a woman you've obsessed about for over a year isn't the worst thing ever.

Wait. Yes, yes it is. Utterly pathetic. I'd expect much more from a true ABP who resorts to posting pics of other people's money on the gram to look cool.
This is my issue really. He's received plenty of advice on both sides. If he wanted to sleezeball he wouldn't worry about the girl at work having a boyfriend, or the girl with the "smelly" pussy, or what Stacey might think, or whatever other reason he came up with.

He had 2 girls ghost him after trying a straight forward tactic he was warned wouldn't work and ran straight back to Stacey with some super cringe **** that 99/100 girls are going to straight ignore. Then he lied about accidentally calling her and blocked out something he said to her.

Say all you want about progress, but that above is regression
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Old 02-17-2019, 11:42 AM   #16732
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Oh my god this thread is starting to tilt me so hard again. Seeing that ****ing AMS guy's face on that youtube link is tipping me over the edge (I can't bear to watch it).

To be doing this Rockies bull**** in your 30s is utterly pathetic. This guy is a lost cause I'm telling you.
We all rag on N1 a lot for the arrested development thing, but on a serious note, let's not call it hopeless just because there's stuff about life and love he doesn't get at this age, it's about making progress. Gotta talk about it in relative terms and not absolute.

I mean I can empathize, due to general nerdiness and lack of self esteem I attempted to talk to zero girls in high school, and as a result I was way behind with basic relationship skills...at 19 was going through dumb stuff like hooking up with a girl a couple of times and then thinking my life was over when she wasn't interested anymore, things I should have learned to deal with 5 years before. The trick is that I did my best to make up for lost time and figure my **** out and catch up to everyone else so I could have functioning relationships.
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Old 02-17-2019, 02:33 PM   #16733
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It was anal sex so that's at least equal to 18 regular sex sessions. Sheesh people.
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:04 PM   #16734
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"In a word, woe to the woman of too monotonous a temperament, her monotony satiates and disgusts. She is always the same statue, with her a man is always right. She is so good, so gentle, that she takes away from people the privilege of quarreling with her, and this is often such a great pleasure! Put in her place a vivacious woman, capricious, decided, to a certain limit, however, and things assume a different aspect. The lover will find in the same person the pleasure of variety. Temper is the salt, the quality which prevents it from becoming stale. Restlessness, jealousy, quarrels, making friends again, spitefulness, all are the food of love.

Too constant a peace is productive of a deadly ennui. Uniformity kills love, for as soon as the spirit of method mingles in an affair of the heart, the passion disappears, langour supervenes, weariness begins to wear, and disgust ends the chapter."

- Ninon de Lenclos
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:10 PM   #16735
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"In a word, woe to the woman of too monotonous a temperament, her monotony satiates and disgusts. She is always the same statue, with her a man is always right. She is so good, so gentle, that she takes away from people the privilege of quarreling with her, and this is often such a great pleasure! Put in her place a vivacious woman, capricious, decided, to a certain limit, however, and things assume a different aspect. The lover will find in the same person the pleasure of variety. Temper is the salt, the quality which prevents it from becoming stale. Restlessness, jealousy, quarrels, making friends again, spitefulness, all are the food of love.

Too constant a peace is productive of a deadly ennui. Uniformity kills love, for as soon as the spirit of method mingles in an affair of the heart, the passion disappears, langour supervenes, weariness begins to wear, and disgust ends the chapter."

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I don't see anything about butt plugs or anal creamies...
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Old 02-17-2019, 03:40 PM   #16736
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N1,

Have you cleared all your makeup from before or are you still working your way out of the hole?
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Old 02-17-2019, 07:34 PM   #16737
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grunch... really tired. i dont even want to go to the gym today... this is like the first time i didnt feel like going in my entire 4 year lifting career..

i worked at the drive thru location again. i stayed on bar for 8 facking hours. oh what is that? you want me to stay put? oh you like it that im fast and efficient?... really wanted to
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, but this is my life now.

going to make up for gym tomorrow and tuesday.


i unfollowed her on gram. time to move on. she has my number. i have this gut instinct she will hit me back up soon and it wont work out with old sleezeball. i can just feel it. mark my words on this one. she gets bored of men really easily and bounces around non stop with other guys.
save this post for when she hits me up so i can laugh at it and her.

going out to dinner soon. my roommate wants to treat me. love it.



lost -$1500 last night. u should see some of my sessions. it's laughable. the run good will be here soon. it is coming.

ABP 2019.

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Old 02-17-2019, 07:48 PM   #16738
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i have this gut instinct she will hit me back up soon and it wont work out with old sleezeball. i can just feel it.
Because your instincts have proven to be spot-on so far.

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she gets bored of men really easily and bounces around non stop with other guys.
...which is a great reason to wait around for her, of course, so you can be with her for two days before she moves on again. Meanwhile you continue to turn down other opportunities because they were .0023 years too young or their shoes were the wrong color or they had a weird laugh or something. Yeah.
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:09 PM   #16739
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i worked at the drive thru location again. i stayed on bar for 8 facking hours. oh what is that? you want me to stay put? oh you like it that im fast and efficient?
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:31 PM   #16740
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N1,

Kids here call it insta not gram.
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:13 AM   #16741
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lost -$1500 last night.
Congrats on the win.
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:30 AM   #16742
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Because your instincts have proven to be spot-on so far.



...which is a great reason to wait around for her, of course, so you can be with her for two days before she moves on again. Meanwhile you continue to turn down other opportunities because they were .0023 years too young or their shoes were the wrong color or they had a weird laugh or something. Yeah.
i am not waiting. ccw said to stay your purpose. no i dont want to be your male gf. im not into that shiet. i want to fcuk you. gl, but if it doesn't work out, you have my number. then walk away.

just wait. she will call back.

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Old 02-18-2019, 12:34 AM   #16743
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my time is coming. these guys fcuking suck. i take a short break and they said the games got harder. lol.

ive had 5 figure months. just need to be patient. just like lifting. 4 years into it. made gains. maybe more if not for cutting too much all the time. aint sleezeballing anyone, so might as well. back on the bulk.

old sleezeball posts BS bodyweight nonsense workouts with inspirational sayings rocking a 25% BF bod its laughable and tilting to the max. its obnoxious. remember this is almost a 60 year old man that has an instagram posting #fitfam posts. lol.

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Old 02-18-2019, 12:41 AM   #16744
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He sounds like a real beta cuck
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:44 AM   #16745
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gotta lose that money before you make it big time, nomsayin?
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:50 AM   #16746
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He sounds like a real beta cuck
he's a facking loser bro

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gotta lose that money before you make it big time, nomsayin?
love it.
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Old 02-18-2019, 04:50 AM   #16747
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N1, can you remind me how you know how old this dude is?

If it's based purely on how old you (with your child like view of your surroundings and other people) think he is from looking at his pics, then I wouldn't be too surprised if he turned out to be a fair bit younger.
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Old 02-18-2019, 07:13 AM   #16748
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Is the boyfriend Asian? Cross-race age estimation is not that accurate, so if he's white he could easily be late-30s or even younger. If bf is Asian, then disregard
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:57 AM   #16749
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N1, can you remind me how you know how old this dude is?

If it's based purely on how old you (with your child like view of your surroundings and other people) think he is from looking at his pics, then I wouldn't be too surprised if he turned out to be a fair bit younger.
HE HAS A GRAM AND POSTS BS NONSENSE AND STATES HIS AGE NONSTOP BC HES AN INSECURE PEDO THAT KNOWS HES AGING.

See you, Sumey.
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Old 02-18-2019, 09:00 AM   #16750
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Is the boyfriend Asian? Cross-race age estimation is not that accurate, so if he's white he could easily be late-30s or even younger. If bf is Asian, then disregard
Yes hes Asian. My dad is older than him but this guy looks aged and beaten and my dad looks younger.

He posts nonstop on gram. Nonstop BS selfies just like insecure girls, its obnoxious and I'm just facepalming at his BS motivational posts.
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