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Old Yesterday, 08:17 PM   #11876
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Covered this....

Have you given her any?

Also if this is a Dom Sub thing then tell her to maybe?

Has she ever asked "What do you want?"
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Old Yesterday, 08:19 PM   #11877
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

ok but do you really believe she hit me back up after 10 weeks of no contact bc she missed me? u think she was dating someone else and it didnt work out and now using me again??

@nuc yes. im just gonna slap her like she told me to. she said that turns her on a lot, so maybe i haven't been doing my job as a DOM.
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Old Yesterday, 08:19 PM   #11878
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

why do you care?
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Old Yesterday, 08:21 PM   #11879
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

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i cannot give up the sex man.
I'm not telling you to do that, I'm saying you seem to be pursuing more. If she's not receptive, then just keep ****ing her and keep it to that. I told you to do this months ago. Don't want to requote bc I also said this had no legs, and I'm pulling for you two kids, dammit.
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Old Yesterday, 08:22 PM   #11880
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

N1,

Imagine if you applied even half as much obsessive energy into something other than trying to read this girl's mind. You could probably have cured cancer or read a few books or something.
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Old Yesterday, 08:24 PM   #11881
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

N1,

What do you mean you can’t give up the sex? How many times have you had sex with her since January? Twice?
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Old Yesterday, 08:27 PM   #11882
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

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N1,

Imagine if you applied even half as much obsessive energy into something other than trying to read this girl's mind. You could probably have cured cancer or read a few books or something.
LOL

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N1,

What do you mean you can’t give up the sex? How many times have you had sex with her since January? Twice?
back in Jan we met up like 3-4x/week. some days she got out early at work and we would go night drinking then back to her place. she was really into man nonstop. asking me to come over and shiet.
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Old Yesterday, 08:29 PM   #11883
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

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why do you care?
i am just curious.

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I'm not telling you to do that, I'm saying you seem to be pursuing more. If she's not receptive, then just keep ****ing her and keep it to that. I told you to do this months ago. Don't want to requote bc I also said this had no legs, and I'm pulling for you two kids, dammit.
i seem to be pursuing more, but im not showing that to her. only in this thread you guys know what is going on in my head.

so just treat her as any other friend?
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Old Yesterday, 08:30 PM   #11884
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

N1,

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back in Jan we met up like 3-4x/week.

So what? It’s almost June now.
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Old Yesterday, 08:33 PM   #11885
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

u ask how many times we have banged since Jan. just answering ur Q.
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Old Yesterday, 08:38 PM   #11886
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

N1,

You don't live in the city. She does, it seems. There's hiking out in the burbs. But I could see her not wanting to trek out to you for that. How about a city outdoor activity?

- you could do museums and hang in millennium Park and if you wanted, rock climbing wall in the park.

- there are a number of places in the city that do drink wine and paint classes. It's pretty "datey" but since what you want is to go on a date with her maybe that's good. And boom, both wine and painting.

- the city also has many fun wine focused restaurants at all price points, and wine tasting events. Maybe one of those could be fun.

- you could rent kayaks or paddle boards and go out on the lake or river.
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Old Yesterday, 09:32 PM   #11887
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Look for a painting and wine class. That's pretty popular now.
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Old Yesterday, 10:38 PM   #11888
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Look for a painting and wine class. That's pretty popular now.
Boom. 100%. Then tell her you are taking her somewhere and take her there.
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Old Yesterday, 11:41 PM   #11889
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

I have images of N1h going to the wine and painting class, stripping down and expecting one of those erotic interactive nude painting kits being handed out so he can play slip and slide with his girl after a few wines.
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Old Yesterday, 11:53 PM   #11890
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this is why i am a professional poker player and going to win the colossus event in 2 weeks:

    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BTN: $192 (96 bb)
    SB: $211.60 (105.8 bb)
    BB: $214 (107 bb)
    UTG: $122.55 (61.3 bb)
    Hero (MP): $319.71 (159.9 bb)
    CO: $200 (100 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with 3N1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time: 3N1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time:
    UTG raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds, SB calls $3, BB calls $2

    Flop: ($16) 4N1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time: AN1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time: 3N1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time (4 players)
    SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $6, Hero raises to $20, SB calls $20, 2 folds

    Turn: ($62) KN1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero checks

    River: ($62) JN1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time: (2 players)
    SB bets $44, Hero calls $44

    Spoiler:
    Wtf? Can everyone pool monies for me to go play this Colossus tournament? If I go deeper than N1, he has to quit poker forever.
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    Old Yesterday, 11:57 PM   #11891
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    i cannot give up the sex man.

    i will ask her. i am not trying to paint with her to bribe her. i really want to do it with her. i took art class for 3 years back in high school. i wasnt that good bc i would rush my paintings and shiet. but i liked it. maybe this chick will teach me some facking patience when painting
    Wat!?!?! No one said anything about bribing her. You saying that comes off as that being your true intentions and not that you actually want to do something with her that she is interested in.
    Same concept as you saying, "I'm a good guy"
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    Old Today, 01:21 AM   #11892
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    Wtf? Can everyone pool monies for me to go play this Colossus tournament? If I go deeper than N1, he has to quit poker forever.
    We should all steak MLY guys!

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    Old Today, 01:50 AM   #11893
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    Boom. 100%. Then tell her you are taking her somewhere and take her there.
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    Old Today, 06:03 AM   #11894
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    Archer is great. Ask her if she watches Bojack Horseman, which is ever better than Archer. You could even watch them yourself.
    To be fair, Bojack is a pretty complicated show to watch, since it's absolutely loaded with references to other pop cultural phenomena. Archer also has a ton of refs, but you can prob get some enjoyment out of it even if you miss 90% of them. Still, I think both shows go way over N1's head, as evidenced by his comment. Prob better to pull a Drake and start at the bottom with some fairly easy ****. Narcos? Orange is the new black?
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    Old Today, 06:09 AM   #11895
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    Wtf? Can everyone pool monies for me to go play this Colossus tournament? If I go deeper than N1, he has to quit poker forever.
    How would you have played each street here?
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    Old Today, 06:12 AM   #11896
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    I love bojack despite not getting a lot of the references. It's rarely lol funny but it's got a lot of chuckles and a lot of the storylines resonate with me since I've got a very bojack view of the world. It's not at all surprising that n1h doesn't like the show seeing as how he probably most relates to Mr peanut butter.
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    Old Today, 07:23 AM   #11897
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    El D: What do you mean you can’t give up the sex? How many times have you had sex with her since January? Twice?

    N1: back in Jan we met up like 3-4x/week. some days she got out early at work and we would go night drinking then back to her place. she was really into man nonstop. asking me to come over and shiet.

    El D: So what? It’s almost June now.

    N1: u ask how many times we have banged since Jan. just answering ur Q.


    N1,

    In what way is this you answering a question about how many times you've had sex since January? I always thought English was your first language, is that not the case?

    Anyway, you've banged her once since January (or since early Feb I guess?), is that right? Doesn't seem like you have any reason to obsess about someone you've had sex with once in 3˝ months. Talk to her like a normal human, see her and hang out with her and bang her and see what happens. Easy peasy.

    Also, since you're ignoring it every time someone asks, I assume you're definitely not going down on her, right?
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    Old Today, 07:42 AM   #11898
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    How would you have played each street here?
    She would have had AKo and shoved into 5 players from early position on the flip or turn.

    When she mentioned staking her, I immediately thought of Krusty using a $100 bill to light a cigar while betting on the Washington Generals.

    "The Generals were due!"
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    Old Today, 08:03 AM   #11899
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    How would you have played each street here?
    M would be all in at the turn latest. Regardless of what is going on with opponents.

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