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Old 03-13-2018, 02:28 PM   #9401
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Big hearts make big buttholes. Fact.
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Old 03-13-2018, 04:31 PM   #9402
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

Omg that's rich.

Coach: (sighs, shakes head) "C'mon, dude..."
lololololol

So, N1, now coach has shot you down and given the same advice we all did, had already given you his TRP formula which would have worked better than how you played it, what is your plan for next time out? Continue to ask people what you should do, ignore their answer, **** things up, continue to ask what you should have done ad nauseum?

Re: the flowers. As it worked out, yeah it came off as a weak ploy, as COACH said.

However, if you actually are in a relationship come V Day, you had better not blow off the thoughtful gift, as I said at the time.

In this case you'd already been frozen out for a couple of weeks? Yeah, should have ignored it entirely.
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Old 03-13-2018, 05:33 PM   #9403
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

N1 has El Diablo, its all good now.

Unless he actually gets in a relationship and has to talk to a woman in person and read her.
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Old 03-13-2018, 06:26 PM   #9404
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OHP
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when should i add my 1.25lb washers instead of 2.5 plates?
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Old 03-13-2018, 06:46 PM   #9405
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Ok, I just watched the video.

First off, that guy is gay, and his whiney high pitched voice is such a turn off and repulsive. It was really hard to sit through just because of that. I just can't imagine him banging women.

Flowers once or twice a year is retarded, worst advice ever.

Funny how he called you lazy lol.

His decor tilted me way too much watching that--its way too try hard and all wrong. Trying to mix the styles of furniture based solely on color-fail. Red lights in the kitchen-uggh, you can't do that and have litteraly everything else monotone. Contrasting cold and warm hugs with lighting-fail. The changing lights under the bar were cool though.
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Old 03-13-2018, 06:50 PM   #9406
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Washers are loltastic, for aspy nerds who want things to go in a straight line .

After this cycle of gslp, you should get on Reverse Pyramid Training. He came out with some new stuff recently and his type of training is really time efficient, none of this 10 minute rest bring washers bullshiet. Train 3x a week, hard tough sets. Get out.
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:03 PM   #9407
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

I thought I read long long long ago that micro-loading as a novice and intermediate lifter is more an excuse then ever a necessity to progress.

Its an excuse not to Do The F'n Work
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:35 PM   #9408
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Ok, I just watched the video.

First off, that guy is gay, and his whiney high pitched voice is such a turn off and repulsive. It was really hard to sit through just because of that. I just can't imagine him banging women.

Flowers once or twice a year is retarded, worst advice ever.

Funny how he called you lazy lol.

His decor tilted me way too much watching that--its way too try hard and all wrong. Trying to mix the styles of furniture based solely on color-fail. Red lights in the kitchen-uggh, you can't do that and have litteraly everything else monotone. Contrasting cold and warm hugs with lighting-fail. The changing lights under the bar were cool though.
For the onlookers ITT, are you saying more or less flowers?
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:43 PM   #9409
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M,

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The changing lights under the bar were cool though.

Lol, that is absolutely the worst and cheesiest decor element in that video.
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:46 PM   #9410
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Did anyone catch what was on his liquor shelves?
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:57 PM   #9411
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I'm surprised so many people managed to watch more than a minute of that video.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:07 PM   #9412
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I'm surprised so many people managed to watch more than a minute of that video.
This. I'm not going to lie, it was tough and I was very motivated to listen to the part where he coaches OP. It seemed minutes and minutes of talking about his book and some other seemingly random crap first.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:10 PM   #9413
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I didn't make it through the book pitch. How does this guy make any money doing this? He's not very charismatic.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:18 PM   #9414
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That may be his thing. He's like the anti-PUA, PUA.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:46 PM   #9415
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For the onlookers ITT, are you saying more or less flowers?
Moar!!!!
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:49 PM   #9416
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Pretty sure he was just looking to market something that has a low (no) barrier of entry and no one can check to see if he's actually good at what he does. Who knows maybe he's good at it, or maybe he just wrote some common sense stuff into a book and is marketing it like Tai Lopez. This video definitely seems to indicate the latter, said to read his books like 30x while offering little actual advice.

Also made some pretty bad assumptions about the beginning of the relationship.
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Old 03-13-2018, 08:59 PM   #9417
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Lol, that is absolutely the worst and cheesiest decor element in that video.
Palease.....Did you not see the Southwest pattern on all the throw pillows?
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:10 PM   #9418
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I thought the hockey table was good. And a nice touch to have a couple chairs set up for spectators.
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:11 PM   #9419
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Yugo,

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This. I'm not going to lie, it was tough and I was very motivated to listen to the part where he coaches OP. It seemed minutes and minutes of talking about his book and some other seemingly random crap first.

PM me. I’ll teach you how to skip forward in YouTube videos without having to watch everything.
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:14 PM   #9420
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2x speed is amazing
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Old 03-13-2018, 09:21 PM   #9421
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2x speed is amazing
My bf uses this all the time. I'm not so keen but it definitely is helpful in instances such as this. Plus what El D said. Was still a painful watch regardless, I didn't make it through.
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Old 03-13-2018, 10:11 PM   #9422
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Re: N1H's Log: Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time

i will use micro plates when i get to like 6-7 reps.




i did not have the best hand. but a big heart, dedication, purpose in life, and commitment to this game to win this pots.

    Poker Stars, $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
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    MP: $216.45 (108.2 bb)
    Hero (CO): $292.40 (146.2 bb)
    BTN: $313 (156.5 bb)
    SB: $201 (100.5 bb)
    BB: $250.95 (125.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with 9 9
    MP folds, Hero raises to $6, BTN calls $6, 2 folds

    Flop: ($15) 2 6 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets $10, BTN raises to $28.50, Hero calls $18.50

    Turn: ($72) 4 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN checks

    River: ($72) A (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $42, Hero raises to $126, BTN folds

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      Preflop: Hero is BTN with K J
      MP folds, CO raises to $6, Hero raises to $19, SB calls $18, BB folds, CO calls $13

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      Turn: ($59) Q (3 players)
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      River: ($118) 3 (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $148, SB folds

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      Old 03-13-2018, 11:00 PM   #9423
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      Dude, I'm far from a poker expert but even though these plays worked, they seem insanely spewy and FPSy for allegedly soft 200nl games. I really don't believe you're a long-term winning player now. That second hand with the overbet lolwtf that was just ????


      I just can't imagine your backers would be particularly happy seeing the hands you've posted in this page.

      Maybe people who have actually played after 2009 can weigh in and I'll gladly admit I'm wrong, but to me these seem needlessly risky.
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      Old 03-14-2018, 03:01 AM   #9424
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      Coach,

      You’re always breathing more heavily from one nostril. During the day the sides switch: this is called the ‘nostril cycle’.

      The lights under your bar belong in a brothel.

      Hope this helps.
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      Old 03-14-2018, 03:28 AM   #9425
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      Dude, I'm far from a poker expert but even though these plays worked, they seem insanely spewy and FPSy for allegedly soft 200nl games. I really don't believe you're a long-term winning player now. That second hand with the overbet lolwtf that was just ????


      I just can't imagine your backers would be particularly happy seeing the hands you've posted in this page.

      Maybe people who have actually played after 2009 can weigh in and I'll gladly admit I'm wrong, but to me these seem needlessly risky.
      This. At ps that is completely insane play. I thought somehow that n1 is somehow playing live , where table just respects his raises.N1H's Log:  Becoming a 3% Man 27 Emoticons at a Time
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