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Old 01-12-2018, 09:40 PM   #7301
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Why does she like me??? Seriously. She knows I'm a loser. Wtf us wrong with her???
What is wrong with -you-?

You need to stop self hating, bruh.
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Old 01-12-2018, 10:32 PM   #7302
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Lol ev. Do u even lift bro.





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Old 01-12-2018, 10:47 PM   #7303
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Got it as a bit of a racket to hand out favors at your bar to your bf and then expecting bigger tips from him.

But in general, yes, you tip against real cost and factor for **** like half priced burger nite or free drinks.

Tipping is a scam anyway.
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:02 PM   #7304
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that pissed me off. she even said it was awkward for her to say that. if you like someone, why would u even bring that up? why not just eat the tip i gave you, and keep it to yourself??? then she said she wants to tip tomorrow when we go out. does she feel embarassed that i tip low? bc i didnt know about the restaruant tipping standards?

fcuking kunt.
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:26 PM   #7305
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:45 PM   #7306
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:46 PM   #7307
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True, because in a lot of shiethole countries the standard is 10% and you look like an idiot ameritard when you leave more.

Some of these waiters at higher end american restaurants make 100k a year. Loltastic.
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:50 PM   #7308
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im home now. i got out of there before i lose control. i have work tomorrow. responsible barista. some hoe from baaaahston started to chat me up and i wanted non of that accent. played for 30, made $500. these regs on bovada fcuking suck dik
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:37 AM   #7309
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I once overheard a couple of teenagers on the subway; "C'mon let's slide back to your place before your mom gets home."
"Can't. Got my period."
"Again?!?!?"
"Be happy about that."
I feel for the kid. In highschool felt like my gf had hers every other week.


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If she's giving you free food/drinks, you should be tipping a lot more than 20%


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that pissed me off. she even said it was awkward for her to say that. if you like someone, why would u even bring that up? why not just eat the tip i gave you, and keep it to yourself??? then she said she wants to tip tomorrow when we go out. does she feel embarassed that i tip low? bc i didnt know about the restaruant tipping standards?

fcuking kunt.
Uh first of all she's clearly not that type of personality. The kind of girl who is too shy to explain that you're embarrassing yourself probably won't be begging you to plug her ass. Second of all you should be thankful. If you had some **** on your face would you want someone to say something or wait until you go to the bathroom and see it?
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:29 AM   #7310
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bgp u are right. i had a lemon merangue pie or whatever and got some whip on my lip area. she pointed that out to me. she is a keeper.

so i dont know if this date is going to happen. i made reservations and all.. i will just completely ignore her til like 6pm when i get out of work. we'll see what happens.

i cannot sleep well lately. all this bs stress. my injury came out to about $2k after doctors visits and stuff. living the debt life now.
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:39 AM   #7311
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this is why this is the most entertaining thread in H+F. I thought he reached peak cluelessness and naivety with the "confused about butt stuff", but then he delivers with the period/pregnancy stuff. Hard to believe it's real, might be MLY magic-show performance.

N1, can you clarify the tipping thing. Did you and her go out to eat, and you left a waiter 15% and she thought you should leave 20%? Or did you get $100 of free food/drink from her and you left her 15%? Tipping 15% to some random waiter is fine, tipping 15% to here after she gave you $100+ of free stuff is terrible.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:20 AM   #7312
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this is why this is the most entertaining thread in H+F. I thought he reached peak cluelessness and naivety with the "confused about butt stuff", but then he delivers with the period/pregnancy stuff. Hard to believe it's real, might be MLY magic-show performance.

N1, can you clarify the tipping thing. Did you and her go out to eat, and you left a waiter 15% and she thought you should leave 20%? Or did you get $100 of free food/drink from her and you left her 15%? Tipping 15% to some random waiter is fine, tipping 15% to here after she gave you $100+ of free stuff is terrible.
no we did not go out and eat. last tuesday i went to her place for drinks and food. i told her not to give it to me for free like she did the 1st time i went, bc then she will think i am using her. she say ok. after my drinks and meal i asked her for the bill. she discounted it to me. i pay the tab +15% tip. couple days go by, and she wants to go out on a date bc she has feels for me? i say ok. she knows im poor and said she will pay 1/2 the bill. i say no, its on me. then she asked if she could just pay the tip. i say no again bc the guy always pays for the 1st date. then yesterday she brought up the 20% tip thing. she saw that i only tip 15% for tuesdays meal and i guess she felt sorry for me, so she didnt even take the 15%. im taking her to a steakhouse bc she loves meat. i think she is embarssed i will only tip 15%. that is why she brought it up...

look. i dont go out. i rarely do. i dont know the standards. i dont even know what im drinking. i just order cocktails that sound good on the menu. she even says i am clueless on drinks and laughs it off. sometimes she makes a drink for me and just gives it to me.

also yesterday when i was leaving, she wrote on the receipt asking if i was mad. i wrote 'no'. and now she's not even speaking to me anymore.

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i am going to keep my emotions out of it bc it was only a hook up in the first place afterall. who knows if shes banging other doods.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:28 AM   #7313
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Oh that's a bit different. Was the date at a place where you two knew no one? If so 15% is fine.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:30 AM   #7314
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there was no date!

it is today at 9pm. but i dont know if shes even down to go.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:35 AM   #7315
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Ohhhhhhhhh misread it. I think you're actually combining two different things.

She thinks you should have tipped 20% because she got you a discount and you are two are... whatever.

She asked if she could pay the tip for your date because she wants to pay something to show that she's an independent girl/doesn't expect you to pay for all her dates/ whatever. I don't think it's because she thinks you're a bad tipper and is afraid you'll embarrass the two of you.

Text her to say you've made the reservation and you're excited for steak.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:38 AM   #7316
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no i am not going to text her unless i dont hear from her. i get out at 6pm. she has til then.

also i do not care anymore. i just want to bust a nut in her once more and that's it.
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:47 AM   #7317
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    Old 01-13-2018, 09:48 AM   #7318
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    this is why this is the most entertaining thread in H+F. I thought he reached peak cluelessness and naivety with the "confused about butt stuff", but then he delivers with the period/pregnancy stuff. Hard to believe it's real, might be MLY magic-show performance.
    I think just like MLY, most of it's magic. But truly entertaining for sure.

    And N1, maybe the issue is that you tip the girl you're seeing, who gives you free food and a 50% discount, the same exact 15% that you'd tip any random at any other place?

    Out of curiosity, would you charge her for a drink if she came to your work?
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    Old 01-13-2018, 09:52 AM   #7319
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    Girl is lucky to get away from N1, sparkly vampires are less emo than him.

    Without asking 2+2, do you know the name of the vice president N1?
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    Old 01-13-2018, 09:55 AM   #7320
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    dude. i do not care. i told you she wanted to give me free stuff the 2nd time, but i told her i'd pay and she agreed. also the time we hung out at her place, i told her id buy food delivery, but she insisnted she'd pay. she wouldn't let me pay not even once. i do everything i can bc i feel bad, but she won't let me pay.

    i got her some bs el chavo drink she loves, and her basic white girl lacroix drink. hopefully she will like it...
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    Old 01-13-2018, 10:31 AM   #7321
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    So who's the current VPOTUS? Previous one?
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    Old 01-13-2018, 10:36 AM   #7322
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    i dont even know. i dont follow polictics or trumps clown clan
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    Old 01-13-2018, 10:36 AM   #7323
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    Lol at N1H knowing or figuring out what POTUS stands for
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    Old 01-13-2018, 10:44 AM   #7324
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    This whole thread all makes complete sense now.
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    Old 01-13-2018, 11:12 AM   #7325
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    I'm remembering back to when I was a teenager - endless lectures from my father that all contained or alluded to the following:

    "In the real world, no one's going to sit you down and tell you it's time to learn."

    "You have to pay attention all the time."

    "This is your life; do you really want to just float along like a life on a stream, not understanding or caring what's actually happening?"

    Et cetera, ad infinitum.

    Even though those conversations were awkward, painful and, at the time, annoying, I appreciate them more every year. This thread is making me realize why he needed so much Jack Daniels to get through it from his end.
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