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07-21-2022 , 06:36 AM
On bovada you deposit and withdraw crypto bro. You been hiding in a cave?
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07-21-2022 , 10:19 AM
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On bovada you deposit and withdraw crypto bro. You been hiding in a cave?
Lmfaooo
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07-21-2022 , 11:54 AM
We've all been wonderin' too long.

Great to see the return of the ABP.

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07-21-2022 , 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by loco
On bovada you deposit and withdraw crypto bro. You been hiding in a cave?

Lolol got hem

Ya I got a coinbase account. Will try after this mini vacation.

Need ABPxLoco Pt. 3. Need $ for a live br. Soft games I hear at the rivers.

See you soon.


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07-21-2022 , 12:29 PM
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We've all been wonderin' too long.

Great to see the return of the ABP.


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07-21-2022 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Number1Hater
So there is no way to play online. My bank keep rejecting deposit to bovada. It’s a shame what this has become. Y’all had over 10 years to get this **** up and running again. Nothing. No accountability. Wtf happen to PPA? Annie duke? N1H- The Return(Minus Butthole Pleasures)

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Annie Duke got skewered recently by Haralabos & other SE folks for taking a new PE/VC position as a “decision scientist”.

Welcome back N1
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07-22-2022 , 01:05 AM
Hbob def a dude to talk about people larping.

But he's conned the entire world into believing those asinine sports betting stories while simultaneously not even bothering to fact check them. Maybe I should actually be positive and larp myself into a job GMing a random sport.
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07-22-2022 , 01:35 AM
Even ExpectedV still in da house. Health+Fitness+Strength+Fatness revival.
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07-23-2022 , 12:31 AM
ABP lost without H&F, but is back and on purpose. Good to see.
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07-23-2022 , 12:45 AM
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Hbob def a dude to talk about people larping.

But he's conned the entire world into believing those asinine sports betting stories while simultaneously not even bothering to fact check them. Maybe I should actually be positive and larp myself into a job GMing a random sport.
Cliffs on Haralabob's tallest tales? I don't think I've actually heard any of them. By the time he came on my radar he had the rep of someone who was an extremely proficient NBA bettor. I don't even sportsbet (except for occasional entertainment, like fading jdock), so I'm not inclined or equipped to really vet these things properly. But I supposed I did accept that he was very good at it, so I guess I was also conned.

What's next? Are you gonna tell me Rsigley is a fraud too? Holzhauer?
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07-24-2022 , 10:27 AM
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Cliffs on Haralabob's tallest tales? I don't think I've actually heard any of them. By the time he came on my radar he had the rep of someone who was an extremely proficient NBA bettor. I don't even sportsbet (except for occasional entertainment, like fading jdock), so I'm not inclined or equipped to really vet these things properly. But I supposed I did accept that he was very good at it, so I guess I was also conned.

What's next? Are you gonna tell me Rsigley is a fraud too? Holzhauer?
Rsigs was actually the biggest person outing Hbob. I've known James for something like 15y and worked with him previously. So unless he conned me into making a bunch of winning bets (shout out Rays), seems unlikely.

It basically boils down to the whole "I took my sky cab money and went all in on the Lakers" and then how he assumed a debt via selling Wagerstreet to TheGreek (which he admitted to lying about), and finally he posted some bizarre NBA 2H "strategy" that wasn't actually even a winner. While I never modeled NBA, it seems exceedingly likely he did partner up with a syndicate and use his professional connections to be able to get very large numbers on very soft lines and used that to fuel his winnings. But that is a game literally anyone can employ. (He shared some information to another person I worked with who relayed all this to a private chat I created eons ago.)

I'm sure you can root through the SB forum and find the thread. Maybe I will feel the motivation to search for it. Regardless, I'm honestly amazed at how he used this as a stepping stone to get his dream job, and he's obviously made a metric ass ton of money in crypto/other ventures. So maybe I should've just embellished a few of my accomplishments and been less acerbic, then I could be sitting here neckbearding about spray charts and speculating on how player X would play in RF with the context of his CF and relevant positioning we'd employ.

Don't wanna **** up N1 log tho, so we can continue in my thread or LC (if it exists).
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07-24-2022 , 10:51 PM
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ABP lost without H&F, but is back and on purpose. Good to see.
WE NEED A MEME.
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07-24-2022 , 10:55 PM
7/19

SQUAT
345x1 @7.5

350x2 @8.5
355x2 @9
335x2
340x2

DL
445x1 @9
430x1 @10 (my grip strength cause this and i just used straps after this pathetic rep.)
430x2 @8
430x2 @9.5 (raw)
410x2 @9
410x2 @9
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07-24-2022 , 10:57 PM
7/24

SQUAT
345x1 @8
335x3 @8
340x3 @8.5
325x3 @7.5
330x3 @8.5

Paused DL
405x1 @8
390x3 @8
390x3 @8
400x3 @9
380x3 @8
380x3 @9

Wow, so today my grip strength was still sucky, but there was a small piece of chalk someone left behind. I decided to try it and it felt great.


Better form here with chalk:
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07-24-2022 , 11:12 PM
Wow, Door County was great besides the facking raccoons raiding our camp ground. We set up then left to check out Ellison Bay. We come back and those bastards got into our coolers. We not risking anything with Corona still going on, so we threw everything out. What a waste:





More pics from trip:






Fish boil was great:














Anyways, I might be autistic. More on that tomorrow. Very tired. Ran 2 miles today. I couldn't even take off my shirt to swim because I'm a fat slob now... My buddy said to just wear a shirt but that just only signals you're a fat fack. Door County has brought out the aesthetic ABP. I am on a slow diet as of now.

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07-25-2022 , 12:45 PM
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Anyways, I might be autistic. More on that tomorrow.
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07-25-2022 , 12:53 PM
Welcome back. Long time fan.

What stakes on $2000 roll? been playing ignition/bovada. very soft.

Still turning down promotions at ‘bucks?

How’s dating been?

Serious note, I also found out recently that I am on the spectrum, but very high functioning. no one except me was surprised to learn about it. I suspect you may experience something similar. grats on finding out, lots of things may make much more sense soon.

see you.
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07-25-2022 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by John H. Hedley
Welcome back. Long time fan.

What stakes on $2000 roll? been playing ignition/bovada. very soft.

Still turning down promotions at ‘bucks?

How’s dating been?

Serious note, I also found out recently that I am on the spectrum, but very high functioning. no one except me was surprised to learn about it. I suspect you may experience something similar. grats on finding out, lots of things may make much more sense soon.

see you.

Hey who are you? Don’t remember your handle. Are you Krunic? What happened to that guy? Wasn’t he very suicidal?

I don’t wanna play anything under 100nl. I haven’t even deposited yet bc I am lazy lolol. Glad to see the games are not dead.

Ya I turned it down multiple times. They ask me why? I said I don’t want to. I don’t need to explain myself. I tell them I’ll think about it. They are desperate for ABP. Been almost a year lol. But funny you being up promotions. My manager beg me 2 days ago because they are in need of top boss. Today I filed in online work to become a supervisor. Can you believe they have the audacity to interview me after begging me? N1H- The Return(Minus Butthole Pleasures)

Yeah at the poker game a couple weeks ago my buddies had a talk about me because I wasn’t there. My rich yuppie friend told me they had a talk that I might be autistic. I didn’t even know what it was until i googled it. I look at traits and I fit in many of them. They were wondering bc in the group chat I would say the same things over and over again lol.

Dating I am talking to this stripper lol. She is 100% real. I was biking around wrigley one evening and I got a text from her saying she saw me on my bike lol. I ask her what i was wearing and she told me exactly what I was wearing.

Oh I also benched 95lbs for some reps yesterday. Last couple of reps it started to hurt again. Might need another month or so of rest.


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07-25-2022 , 07:03 PM
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Hey who are you? Don’t remember your handle. Are you Krunic? What happened to that guy? Wasn’t he very suicidal?

I don’t wanna play anything under 100nl. I haven’t even deposited yet bc I am lazy lolol. Glad to see the games are not dead.

Ya I turned it down multiple times. They ask me why? I said I don’t want to. I don’t need to explain myself. I tell them I’ll think about it. They are desperate for ABP. Been almost a year lol. But funny you being up promotions. My manager beg me 2 days ago because they are in need of top boss. Today I filed in online work to become a supervisor. Can you believe they have the audacity to interview me after begging me? N1H- The Return(Minus Butthole Pleasures)

Yeah at the poker game a couple weeks ago my buddies had a talk about me because I wasn’t there. My rich yuppie friend told me they had a talk that I might be autistic. I didn’t even know what it was until i googled it. I look at traits and I fit in many of them. They were wondering bc in the group chat I would say the same things over and over again lol.

Dating I am talking to this stripper lol. She is 100% real. I was biking around wrigley one evening and I got a text from her saying she saw me on my bike lol. I ask her what i was wearing and she told me exactly what I was wearing.

Oh I also benched 95lbs for some reps yesterday. Last couple of reps it started to hurt again. Might need another month or so of rest.


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I will PM you sometime because I don't want to out myself and don't intend on posting here much, but it's extremely easy to figure out. We didn't end on good terms. I didn't like that you would turn down promotions, but having since flamed out of a successful career track because I can't ****ing stand the business or corporate bullshit, I think you were on to something. Good for you in not doing stuff you don't want to do. That's a recipe for becoming miserable like me.

I'm just getting really back into the game after not playing very seriously for a while. Game's crazy these days in the "solver era" where donks are completely misapplying and misunderstanding GTO theory. Seeing wild stuff right now. I honestly think we might be in a mild poker boom.

re: autism. Similar experience. My therapist tried to tell me for 5 years. I laughed at it, scoffed at it. I'm great with people. Girls love me. Etc. But being autistic doesn't mean you're always shitty with people at all. Lots of bad stereotypes.

When I finally "came out" to friends and family they all said "We thought you already knew." Similar to you, I talked to an old co-worker, I guess there were a lot of jokes behind my back about it. One was, "we should drop a bunch of matches in front of him just to see what happens" (rainman reference if you haven't seen it).

keep exploring it. There's no formal test for it in adults, so seeing a doctor is kind of pointless, but if you see a lot in common it's probably likely you're on the spectrum somewhere. A ton of people are.

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07-25-2022 , 07:40 PM
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I will PM you sometime because I don't want to out myself and don't intend on posting here much, but it's extremely easy to figure out. We didn't end on good terms. I didn't like that you would turn down promotions, but having since flamed out of a successful career track because I can't ****ing stand the business or corporate bullshit, I think you were on to something. Good for you in not doing stuff you don't want to do. That's a recipe for becoming miserable like me.

I'm just getting really back into the game after not playing very seriously for a while. Game's crazy these days in the "solver era" where donks are completely misapplying and misunderstanding GTO theory. Seeing wild stuff right now. I honestly think we might be in a mild poker boom.

re: autism. Similar experience. My therapist tried to tell me for 5 years. I laughed at it, scoffed at it. I'm great with people. Girls love me. Etc. But being autistic doesn't mean you're always shitty with people at all. Lots of bad stereotypes.

When I finally "came out" to friends and family they all said "We thought you already knew." Similar to you, I talked to an old co-worker, I guess there were a lot of jokes behind my back about it. One was, "we should drop a bunch of matches in front of him just to see what happens" (rainman reference if you haven't seen it).

keep exploring it. There's no formal test for it, so seeing a doctor is kind of pointless, but if you see a lot in common it's probably likely you're on the spectrum somewhere. A ton of people are.

SenseiSingh??

Yea gto is lol. What is this solver? I’m too lazy for that crap. I’m more feel and tilt. Ivey got no time for solvers either lol. It’s like nfl coaches sitting rookie QBs for like 3 years to learn. Just let them play bro.

Ya I can care less if i am autistic or not. I just found out what it was when my buddy told me. I just think different. Like Elon and Jobs. Ya my sis thinks I have traits and I’m not full autism but neurodivergent.

Ya they keep forcing me to climb up the work ladder. There’s this supervisor at another store who has worked as a supervisor for 13 years. I ask him why he isn’t a manager. He said he tries to stay away from that as much as he can. Lol.

Going to try to deposit like $100 to see if it works. See you soon.


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07-25-2022 , 09:02 PM
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SenseiSingh??

Yea gto is lol. What is this solver? I’m too lazy for that crap. I’m more feel and tilt. Ivey got no time for solvers either lol. It’s like nfl coaches sitting rookie QBs for like 3 years to learn. Just let them play bro.

Ya I can care less if i am autistic or not. I just found out what it was when my buddy told me. I just think different. Like Elon and Jobs. Ya my sis thinks I have traits and I’m not full autism but neurodivergent.

Ya they keep forcing me to climb up the work ladder. There’s this supervisor at another store who has worked as a supervisor for 13 years. I ask him why he isn’t a manager. He said he tries to stay away from that as much as he can. Lol.

Going to try to deposit like $100 to see if it works. See you soon.


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For me, I ended up having to contact my bank to get it to go through. I kind of agree about GTO, but not completely. I think it's frequently misapplied and people often think GTO = winning poker, without understanding that if two people played perfect GTO they'd be playing to a draw.

I study on a few sites now but like upswing's stuff, even though I sorta can't stand doug polk.
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07-25-2022 , 09:10 PM
The deposit is from the exchange to the wallet and then to Bovada. To cash out, same process but backwards.

I will just send you $100. Got like 6 dimes in my account just sitting there. I think I recall doing a player transfer.

I probably shouldn't send you **** after those disturbing solver comments. Sounds like you are a poker dinosaur. Probably need retraining.
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07-25-2022 , 09:29 PM
Lolol

The most tilting thing about all this gto solver nonsense is people actually try to take it to the live poker. The guy at the main event took like 20 minutes to decide with bottom pair to call or not. Like really bro??? Don’t bring that shiet to the live games. This is what bores people to death.

Maybe some more practice could have cut your decision to 10 minutes with bottom facking pair!!

The most hilarious thing about gto is people will actually plug in ranges to justify their play is correct. I saw a video years ago where this dude on Leggo, 6bet shoved like 83o or some nonsense, and he had math to prove it wasn’t a bad play. Lol.

I’m seeing these poker shorts on my IG page and also YouTube. The games are not dead lol.

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07-25-2022 , 10:10 PM
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The deposit is from the exchange to the wallet and then to Bovada. To cash out, same process but backwards.

I will just send you $100. Got like 6 dimes in my account just sitting there. I think I recall doing a player transfer.

I probably shouldn't send you **** after those disturbing solver comments. Sounds like you are a poker dinosaur. Probably need retraining.
lol, when I came back I had similar thoughts he has, so probably. I'm shocked at how much new stuff there is, but a lot of it is not new at all. He'll adjust.

n1, for the games you play, you probably will deviate from GTOsolver lines quite a bit. give them a chance tho. at the very least you'll need to learn it so you know why people are playing the way they are against you.

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07-25-2022 , 11:40 PM
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The deposit is from the exchange to the wallet and then to Bovada. To cash out, same process but backwards.

I will just send you $100. Got like 6 dimes in my account just sitting there. I think I recall doing a player transfer.

I probably shouldn't send you **** after those disturbing solver comments. Sounds like you are a poker dinosaur. Probably need retraining.
Poverty. 1 comma. Weak.
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