Is this just the standard hooker (or john) line when caught?

"You don't understand officer, the money was just for companionship/massage/etc. The sex was totally unexpected and just happened spontaneously. The payment had absolutely nothing to do with it."


Looks like MLYLT is just laying the foundation in case she gets caught. Kudos, MLYLT! That is more planning than I thought you were capable of.

Fabian, But I have a feeling you know this already.

I'm really happy to see you're developing a healthy attitude towards sex and relationships!

I'm so uncomfortable with someone using the term ex-boss^2, its like im expected to solve quadratic equations or something.

I'm uncomfortable with a mother flirting with prostitution to support her poker habit, since we're talking about what we're uncomfortable with.

Thread title needs a change to MLYLT learns to love herself and find some good dick.

this is exactly what the right type of guy wouldnt be wanting, and what ONLY perverts would be wanting and guys who dont treat women with respect would be wanting. Our Lord Jesus said we shouldnt be having sex til we get married and should first be in love with our wives. that being said, ive given hookers money in the distant past (its been about 10 years now) but only because with my aspergers, and inability to learn how to drive a car or live a normal life (always get my ONLY income from poker or blackjack) and live out of motels all the time instead of having a normal life. i dont even get anything for my disability, because as a republican i believe living off the government dole is immoral if u can support yourself gambling. and i win close to $21 an hour at poker for over $40k per year. though ive had so much bad luck at blackjack this year, im down to my last $11,000 to my name even though ive won over $24k so far since the beginning of Jan in poker. so because people find me "different" i cant get a good woman any other way. My friend Courtney (whose known as cdizzy11) has been trying to find me one. she is in her 20s and wins tourneys all the time at Winstar. she found me one in Austin once named Amber but that immediately fell through. my friend Josie from Boston also tried to find me one years ago.

so yeah i want someone who will tell me they love me. i never get told this, and this is far more valuable than sex. i want to make out with someone, to hug them and kiss them, because this is something hookers wont do and which i cannot have, no matter how much money i give a woman. i used to give women money years ago, even was going to buy one a car just so i could have someone to drive me places and play poker with.

women are so much further on the left than men are its not even funny. u see the gender gap in how we vote. so theyre simply not compatible usually. trump has done such a wonderful job with north korea, with our economy, which is better than its ever been. he has so much compassion and cares about the forgotten and those who have been left out, like our veterans. and though i dont approve of splitting up families, he did the right thing today by letting them stay together at military bases until theyre either sent back home or allowed to stay. i hope he does one more thing right and quickly reunites those already split up. we have to stop people from coming in, but this new way starting just today is better than how they were doing it last month. i have my own problems proving my american citizenship and immigration isnt why i supported trump. theres plenty of other reasons. its hard to see how so many give him such a hard time when he cares so much about people and wanting to give them a better life. he turned his back on billions of dollars just to make it better for ordinary Americans who were suffering, how can anyone dislike him?

and as for dick size and angle how would any guy know this?? seems silly

i only brought this thread up because i researched your threads to see who u were and i remembered the name, because i lived in shreveport once at a hotel for about $1500 a month near the casinos and heard at the time u were thinking of relocating there. thats how i discovered RAPINI was trolling u. im glad he did though, it brought a bit of excitement to my night. im sick of just sitting here in deadwood playing video Blackjack and i really need to get out of town and back to playing poker.

I don't know what this score means yet.
What's a good score for a casual tournament player like myself?

Wow and lol. There you go M, theres your guy.

Well...I would have hugged and made out, but.....

4. Doesn't talk too much
5. Doesn't talk about politics

So many words is like a box fan in the window blowing on my V on a hot Texas summer night.

They're perfect for each other

I would have thought that was a good thing.

i wouldve too

It dries out all the moisture from the humidity.

Do you own a protractor and tape measurer? I can walk you through it.

I'ma need 3 buy-ins for the big tourny (I get a lil carried away with shoving a my chips in on stone cold bluffs) and a buy in for the women's.

Lol, man. Remember this:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...9&postcount=76

I just gregorio'd you.

All you M-thread regs failed the test. Fabian was the only one to correctly observe how all this mentioning of sex with complete strangers was to make code jealous.

Pretty sure i mentioned something like that

96 Poker IQ.

Sick brag. Whatever it means.

I scored worse on that poker test than I would have expected/hoped. Good thing I quit playing many years ago I guess, heh.

did u notice that post was about 10 years old? i havent gotten it in many years now it ended about 2011. i just didnt like feeling like the government controlled me and i didnt like telling lies either. u have to be below 2000 in the bank all the time, and im not ever going to do that.

anyhow the only reason i ever got it is because in 2006 when i was broke my mother whose house i was living in for a year insisted i get on it and i was for about 4 or 5 yrs she worked hard to get me on so id never be homeless again, and was furious when i got off. at the time i started living in her house my roll was about $500 and i was playing on pokerstars.

it was often low years ago but since 2014 its pretty much always stayed over 10,000. for a while it was over 20,000

IIRC you went with a compulsive need for sex to explain all this interest in sexing other people than Code.

Josie's great!

GM, how many buy-ins should MLY put you down for.

And keep in mind she likes to shovel em in on bluffs!