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Old 01-17-2018, 08:02 PM   #7426
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Re: Losing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedV

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What, are you saying the girl with all the buttplugs who did anal the first time meeting up with some Craiglist hookup and has a t-shirt about buttplugs is possibly lying when she says she was "never into it"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
When you put it that way it seems like she's on the up and up and really never liked the backdoor stuff before.
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:27 PM   #7427
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Maybe you just have less girth than her exes?
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:31 PM   #7428
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well not to be cocky, but im a bit bigger than her ex. she showed me a porno of them. dude has no moves at all.
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:36 PM   #7429
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why on earth did you agree to watch that lol
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:38 PM   #7430
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we were cuddling and she was browsing through her phone and i wanted to see. it only showed his weiner, not his face.
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:41 PM   #7431
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we were cuddling and she was browsing through her phone and i wanted to see. it only showed his weiner, not his face.
Well that's a relief.
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:47 PM   #7432
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^lol
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Old 01-17-2018, 10:36 PM   #7433
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please at least tell us the thumbnail was not his cock and that's what drew your attention to say "hey play that"
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Old Yesterday, 12:24 AM   #7434
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she said she has tried it and it was very vanilla with her exes. she says she never thought she would get this into it with me. just the other day when i went over she showed me the new set of plugs she bought! 3 of them! each one getting bigger and BIGGER. what have i turned her into!??

so. i recently found out all her co workers know about us. it is no surprise whenever i go, none of them make eye contact with me! wtf?? i cannot show my face at that place again. i think they know of my fetish..


"There he is... the asian anal punisher... don't make eye contact or we're next!"
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Old Yesterday, 01:15 AM   #7435
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Old Yesterday, 01:37 AM   #7436
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"There he is... the asian anal punisher... don't make eye contact or we're next!"
Once we get tired of the "Confused about butt stuff" undertitle, I nominate this as a replacement
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Old Yesterday, 10:33 AM   #7437
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"There he is... the asian anal punisher... don't make eye contact or we're next!"
Maybe someone should tell them that making a joke where the punchline isn't completely literal would probably confuse him long enough such that they could escape with their collective behymens intact.
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Old Yesterday, 10:37 AM   #7438
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#1,

I assume you take adequate care of hygiene when rawdogging and switching between vaginal, anal and oral sex right?
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Old Yesterday, 10:38 AM   #7439
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well not to be cocky, but im a bit bigger than her ex. she showed me a porno of them. dude has no moves at all.
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Old Yesterday, 10:40 AM   #7440
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#1,

I assume you take adequate care of hygiene when rawdogging and switching between vaginal, anal and oral sex right?
https://youtu.be/enOHraf3LEk?t=1m35s
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Old Yesterday, 10:51 AM   #7441
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well not to be cocky, but im a bit bigger than her ex. she showed me a porno of them. dude has no moves at all.
First time in history an Asian dude has watched porn and thought he was bigger than the guy in the video?
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Old Yesterday, 10:53 AM   #7442
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First time in history an Asian dude has watched porn and thought he was bigger than the guy in the video?
The ex was obv an Asian dude as well though! And/or #1 is Well Hung!
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Old Yesterday, 11:57 AM   #7443
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Soulbro,

Its A2M, not A2- sink so I can make sure that my dingus is free from contamination by any fecal transmitted disease-M.
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Old Yesterday, 01:25 PM   #7444
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Now that is a hot take
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Old Yesterday, 02:08 PM   #7445
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we were cuddling and she was browsing through her phone and i wanted to see. it only showed his weiner, not his face.
Next time you're in the bathroom with the creeper from her work try to get a look at his dick. It's the only way to know.
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Old Yesterday, 04:57 PM   #7446
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If it's covered in poo, you know she's a liar!
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