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Old 12-05-2017, 01:06 AM   #6701
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but i thought u have to learn to say no when u feel like it? i was too tired and not in the mood. mlylt said not to fake it remember?
Yeah, definitely don't go try to fake it. But, you could let her sit on your face for a while.

You saying you don't want to have sex because you jacked off is heard in one of the following ways by a girl:

A. He already banged someone else
B. He doesn't want to have sex with me
C. He is only using me when he can get some.

Deny her a couple of times and you will be on the back burner. If I was casually having sex, I'm not hitting up the guy that turns me down and would rather jack off or ABC above.

I was banging this guy that was jacking off all the time before I called; after the second time of him not cumming I stopped calling/responding to him. Girls have way too many options for sex to be wasting time on a guy not delivering.

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Old 12-05-2017, 01:08 AM   #6702
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You also don't have to go there in person. Lots of play options available over the phone to get her there.
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:10 AM   #6703
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fake an orgasm is what the convo was about

again remember its not always about you

if you are truly sure you aren't going to cum, just let her know "tonight is all about you"

Granted you aren't in a relationship, but when your girl knows you are doing it just for her without even thought to yourself, well, they keep track of that **** and will "pay you back" as it were.
This is good.
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Old 12-05-2017, 06:51 AM   #6704
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you guys are mixing "go do her (or phonesex or w/e) because she'll go elsewhere if you don't" and "go do her, it's the nice thing to do"

the 2nd makes sense if you want a continued relationship (even if it's a ****buddy thing), not doing the first and accepting the possible consequences is perfectly fine behaviour imo

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but i thought u have to learn to say no when u feel like it?
= growth imo
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:10 AM   #6705
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We can sit here and neckbeard what "commitment" and "relationship" mean. But the overarching point is there are expectations placed in normal human interaction. She expects you to go over there and dick her down when she asks. So you probably should do that if you want her to engage in whatever you expect.

Also, all of you are ****ing crazy if you are banging one person otr and use condoms.
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:32 AM   #6706
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Would really love to see all of this advice directed a female poster.
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Old 12-05-2017, 10:06 AM   #6707
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Would really love to see all of this advice directed a female poster.
If the female poster was behaving basically the same just in reverse?
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Old 12-05-2017, 11:03 AM   #6708
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My butt quoted some post and weird stuff.

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Old 12-05-2017, 12:39 PM   #6709
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Also, all of you are ****ing crazy if you are banging one person otr and use condoms.
surely he needs a lifetime of child support payments to deal with too
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Old 12-05-2017, 01:03 PM   #6710
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Grunch.

U guys, I've entered snap city. I was reaching for a packet of splenda bc this hoe wanted a splenda latte, and the pain in my shoulder worsen. I am going to take this week off. I have no insurance and dont want to worsen this shoulder Losing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedVLosing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedV

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Old 12-05-2017, 06:06 PM   #6711
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:22 AM   #6712
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Grunch.

U guys, I've entered snap city. I was reaching for a packet of splenda bc this hoe wanted a splenda latte, and the pain in my shoulder worsen. I am going to take this week off. I have no insurance and dont want to worsen this shoulder Losing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedVLosing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedV

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donked up one of your rotator cuff muscles huh?

Need to literally lay off everything overhead.
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:23 PM   #6713
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Could have been caused by benching. His press is pretty high relative to his bench so there might be some form issues there. For my case, I can overhead press all day long but benching aggravates my shoulder way more.
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Old 12-06-2017, 12:38 PM   #6714
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I do incline DB after bench and i think i hurt it from that bc my stability muscles are not strong. It is the rear felt so not sure if rotator cuff.

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Old 12-07-2017, 03:10 PM   #6715
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man this shoulder hasn't gone better. today i figured out where it hurt the most. i used a pen and was putting the cap back on and when i squeezed the cap back onto the pen there was a sharp pain in the rear delt area kind of near the armpit.

i wil ltake the week off and if it doesnt feel better on monday i think i will go to the hospital.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:23 PM   #6716
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It ain't gonna fix itself in one day dude

You point out roughly where the teres minor attaches


If this movement hurts, then its either the infraspinatus (unlikely though) or the teres minor.

There's an outside chance its the actual deltoid muscle though...but its outside
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:27 PM   #6717
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Any adult over the age of 30 who lifts relatively heavy weight is going to have shoulder discomfort. Just the cost of playing the iron game.

You can mitigate this through prehab/rehab and avoiding exercises which are particularly stressful (these can be different for different people depending on a lot of different factors such as anthropometry, pre-existing conditions, etc.), and resting when things get too painful, but at a certain point if you want to lift heavy weight (or be any sort of athlete) as an adult, you are going to have to accept a certain level of pain and discomfort.
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Old 12-07-2017, 04:59 PM   #6718
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man this shoulder hasn't gone better. today i figured out where it hurt the most. i used a pen and was putting the cap back on and when i squeezed the cap back onto the pen there was a sharp pain in the rear delt area kind of near the armpit.

i wil ltake the week off and if it doesnt feel better on monday i think i will go to the hospital.
the hospital?
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:19 PM   #6719
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yes where should i go? is there such thing as a shoulder specialist?
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:22 PM   #6720
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nuc, i tried that and there is no pain. i can lift my shoulders probably 80% and then i can't go further. it's somewhere in the rear delt. my supervisor gave me a bomb massage today and it felt really good. ugggh, how can i ask her again to give me one lol.

ok put your hands together like u are praying and then with the palms of your hands squeeze them inward. i have pain in the right shoulder when i do that.
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:23 PM   #6721
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yes where should i go? is there such thing as a shoulder specialist?
Generally a primary care physician would examine you and then refer you as necessary, probably to a PT; have you never actually been to the doctor before?
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:26 PM   #6722
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well i am always healthy so i haven't gone to a doctor since like i was 14 or so. i go to our family doctor, but not anymore. so a physician will do?
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:35 PM   #6723
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well i am always healthy so i haven't gone to a doctor since like i was 14 or so. i go to our family doctor, but not anymore. so a physician will do?
Let me tell you how it will go (this is assuming some type of HMO insurance). You will go to a family doctor and he will tell you to rest your shoulder and give you a prescription for Ibuprofen or Aleve (although they will call it something different so you don't know that is what they are doing).

He will tell you to come back in a month if it isn't better. The vast majority of the time this will be enough and you will never go back. Or you will decide to live with the pain and manage it and keep working out. If you actually bother to come back (most people won't) you will get referred to physical therapy, which will most likely be useless and a humongous hassle because you will have to take off work to go. The vast majority of people who start physical therapy will realize how useless it is and drop at at this point.

If you actually follow through with this process (which will take several months) and are still in pain you will be referred to a specialist. It could take anywhere from weeks to months to see the specialist and if you still follow through they will order some scans, which will again take weeks to months.

Luckily, if you just rest your shoulder and avoid aggravating it there is a 95% chance it will start feeling better on its own or you will get used to living with a little bit of pain and life will go on.

-If you go to the emergency room they will charge you a lot of money (how much of it you will be on the hook for will depend on your insurance), waste a bunch of your time, and do absolutely nothing beyond give you a prescription for Aleve or Ibuprofen. Because emergency rooms are not for treating chronic muskuloskeletal joint pain.

Hope this was helpful.

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Old 12-07-2017, 06:18 PM   #6724
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J. Dock,
Please do not interrupt our entertainment of the pending TR of OP going to his pediatrician.
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:01 PM   #6725
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jdock - Pretty sure they'll just give him the shoulder vaccine and he won't have any more issues. QED. Science.
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