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Old 10-12-2017, 10:26 PM   #6176
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Yeah I am pretty sure he has made no gains in about a year. He can probably bench PR now but not squat or deadlift.
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:28 PM   #6177
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What gains?
Our perspective on what gains actually are in the real world is so highly skewed by the culture we of H&F live in and expose ourselves to. When you're part of a 1% you don't even realize what the other 99% make of even the bottom 10% of that 1%
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:30 PM   #6178
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Yeah I am pretty sure he has made no gains in about a year. He can probably bench PR now but not squat or deadlift.
Yeah, might have to put in for a title change before my name gets exposed.
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:35 PM   #6179
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Yeah, might have to put in for a title change before my name gets exposed.
Him not PRing lower body lifts makes the log title more appropriate now than it ever was before.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:54 PM   #6180
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Same thing happened to our boys SAW and BTM. Dat pussy no good for dem gainz unless yo ***** liftz and not crossfit but only the endurance parts like BTM's girl probably does (no idea). If you date another lifter it'll be disastrous because she'll be sweaty and gassy from all the protein at best, and at worst a very beautiful but vain and attention seeking validation addict snapping 400 selfies a day and forcing you to be part of her neverending social media image crafting quest.

Best bet is to take the John Meadows route and find some pretty/cute girl who doesn't lift but will tolerate you dragging her to the gym where she does an RPE5 workout 50 minutes 2-3 times a week. "Some girls put up with frequent anal and blowjobs; it's not really that much to ask if I go with him for all this gym stuff, I guess."
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:25 AM   #6181
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Evo,

It's perfectly possible, and probably advisable, to lift independently of your lady if she's just not into it. Finding your own time for your own stuff is kind of important when you're in a long term relationship, and even moreso when you have kids.
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:35 AM   #6182
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Finding your own time for your own stuff is kind of important when you're in a long term relationship
Will you marry me?
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Old 10-13-2017, 05:37 AM   #6183
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@monte

tell it to BTM (RIP)
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Old 10-13-2017, 08:23 AM   #6184
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Same thing happened to our boys SAW and BTM. Dat pussy no good for dem gainz unless yo ***** liftz and not crossfit but only the endurance parts like BTM's girl probably does (no idea). If you date another lifter it'll be disastrous because she'll be sweaty and gassy from all the protein at best, and at worst a very beautiful but vain and attention seeking validation addict snapping 400 selfies a day and forcing you to be part of her neverending social media image crafting quest.

Best bet is to take the John Meadows route and find some pretty/cute girl who doesn't lift but will tolerate you dragging her to the gym where she does an RPE5 workout 50 minutes 2-3 times a week. "Some girls put up with frequent anal and blowjobs; it's not really that much to ask if I go with him for all this gym stuff, I guess."
So much truth in this post
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:39 AM   #6185
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Grunch

My shift supervisor asked me what my favorite color is out of no where?? Losing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedV today she wore yoga pants, breaking the dress code. She has a great ass for someone who doesnt even weigh 100lbs!!

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Old 10-13-2017, 10:47 AM   #6186
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How do you know how much she weighs?
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:51 AM   #6187
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Looks like another female wants the Number1 Korean machine gun.
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Old 10-13-2017, 11:00 AM   #6188
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Shes 5 '3 bc i over heard
her talking to my manager. Shes 100 pounds bc i can just tell looking at her frame.

Should i flirt with her? Her hair was red today and i told her i didnt recognize it was red yesterday. Should i tell her its nice???

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Old 10-13-2017, 11:28 AM   #6189
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N1H,

No banging supervisors.
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Old 10-13-2017, 11:34 AM   #6190
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Do you still need advice on how to speak to females? Aren't we over this?
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:08 PM   #6191
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Yeah you gotta hit up a spinner. It's hard to ever go back. Spooning, reverse cowgirl, and doggy are amazing.

I hate myself for being this way. It's gross, but it's reality. I get baseball bat rock hard with spinners and syndromesoft with everyone over 120lbs. I hit up 135 the other day and it did not go well.
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:11 PM   #6192
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N1H, for the love of god do not start hitting on your boss.

EV referring to women as "females" is the least surprising thing ever, by the by.
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Old 10-13-2017, 01:19 PM   #6193
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Grunch.

Today a regular customer told me how fit i was. my manager was behind me chuckling. This is getting ridiculous.

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Old 10-13-2017, 01:22 PM   #6194
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Grunch.

Today a regular customer told me how fit i was. my manager was behind me chuckling. This is getting ridiculous.

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N1H, for the love of god do not start hitting on your boss.

EV referring to women as "females" is the least surprising thing ever, by the by.
Nice.

Please read Monte's post.
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Old 10-13-2017, 01:42 PM   #6195
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Inb4 grunch
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Old 10-14-2017, 09:46 AM   #6196
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plz hit on your boss, don't listen to montecore. He's just a jelly hater.

(don't hit on your boss)
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Old 10-14-2017, 09:58 AM   #6197
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O/u on #1 hitting on his boss and/or doing something very inappropriate?
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Old 10-14-2017, 10:15 AM   #6198
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The facts are that #1 is reserved. He will not initiate it unless there is whiskey involved. Fact.
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Old 10-14-2017, 10:17 AM   #6199
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She is a shift supervisor, not really a boss.

Tap that number1!!! Reverse cowgirl!!
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Old 10-14-2017, 07:14 PM   #6200
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so she gave me her number today. 'hey, ill be in my car, call me if you need help', and wrote her number on a peice of paper with a smiley face on it. she could have just told me in real life without the smiley??? basically it is only me and her in the early mornings and she was going on her 10. she looked extra sexy today for some reason. i think bc she wear her dark framed glasses

also i swear to god. what is it with people and being so impatient and literally making a scene in front of everyone when they dont get what they want? like look at yourself...
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