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Old 09-13-2017, 01:47 PM   #5701
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wat. we are just using each other for sexy time. we have nothing in common. she watches bojack and i couldn't even understand what was going on in that.
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Old 09-13-2017, 01:59 PM   #5702
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Then f'n never talk about her "boy friend" with her.

Never go shopping.

This relationship is about the bedroom. That's where it stays.

If she wants more and you reciprocate? Guess what, its what you want to.
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:11 PM   #5703
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Look at it from her perspective. She's in a relationship that she thinks of as "weird and sad." Not only does she think it's weird and sad, she's wanted to tell the guy she's banging that it's weird and sad.

Why the **** would she want to talk about the details of her relationship with some guy she's "just using for sex?"

Why would she express so much interest in cuddling with some some guy she's "just using for sex?" The way you responded was a strong indication that you also wanted to cuddle with her, meaning you also want to take it beyond just sex.

She's evaluating you as bf material. She wants you around because she knows (probably subconciously) that her relationship is a trainwreck.

You should prepare yourself for what you're going to say/do when she inevitably makes a move to take this into bf/gf territory.

Were you guys watching bojack together? I agree it's a terrible unfunny show.
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:37 PM   #5704
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Re: Losing this gut/getting tone with ExpectedV

krunic and n1h not liking bojack is the least surprising thing in this entire thread.
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Old 09-13-2017, 04:37 PM   #5705
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What's bojaxk
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Old 09-13-2017, 11:41 PM   #5706
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Then f'n never talk about her "boy friend" with her.

Never go shopping.

This relationship is about the bedroom. That's where it stays.

If she wants more and you reciprocate? Guess what, its what you want to.
but bgp said to keep it friendly or else she will think im just using her for sexy time?? we are suppose to walk dogs this week.

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Look at it from her perspective. She's in a relationship that she thinks of as "weird and sad." Not only does she think it's weird and sad, she's wanted to tell the guy she's banging that it's weird and sad.

Why the **** would she want to talk about the details of her relationship with some guy she's "just using for sex?"

Why would she express so much interest in cuddling with some some guy she's "just using for sex?" The way you responded was a strong indication that you also wanted to cuddle with her, meaning you also want to take it beyond just sex.

She's evaluating you as bf material. She wants you around because she knows (probably subconciously) that her relationship is a trainwreck.

You should prepare yourself for what you're going to say/do when she inevitably makes a move to take this into bf/gf territory.

Were you guys watching bojack together? I agree it's a terrible unfunny show.
well thats what im curious about. she keeps talking about her bf and how he doesnt give it to her. i was going to ask her why shes with him, but that would be cringy i think. so youre saying if she wants to do sheit with me, she wants more than a fcuk buddy? isnt that what friends do? friends can go shopping and walk dogs together.

everyone needs some good cuddling, its like the best feeling in the world. it doesnt mean i have feelings for her.

yes we watched bojack. i have a hard time understanding what they are saying. its not like southpark, simpsons, etc. i can't understand the humor in bojack. just looks like a comedy show for super smart nerds.



late night sexting, NSFW kind of:

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i thought her bf was comfortable with her banging other people. she said we cant do it anymore at her place bc her bf is back. he was absent all last week. i guess he doesnt care if she bangs other doods, but just not at their place.

she wants to bang tomorrow morning but my place isnt free
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:22 AM   #5707
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bojack contains a metric ton of cultural references that might be hard to get for someone who hasn't watched a lot of movies/series/actually follow popular American culture and politics. I'd say it's pretty meta at times and you'll prob miss a lot of the references that's part of what makes it a good great show.
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:44 AM   #5708
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bojack contains a metric ton of cultural references that might be hard to get for someone who hasn't watched a lot of movies/series/actually follow popular American culture and politics. I'd say it's pretty meta at times and you'll prob miss a lot of the references that's part of what makes it a good great show.
ye, and shes one of those types that is into that kind of stuff. shes laughing while im just sitting there trying to figure out why its so funny, so i just pretend to get it lolol.
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:54 AM   #5709
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also shes using me for food. i bought her bng last time and the night we hung out she really wanted a deep dish. i said i wasn't hungry and she seemed pretty upset about it lol
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:05 AM   #5710
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Well it's nice to get some real insight into the relationship between this woman and ace guy.

So they basically hate eachother but are too afraid to breakup because sunk cost fallacy.

The woman has put N1 in the on-deck circle. At some point sooner or later, she'll realize she has to breakup with ace guy (could be days, could be years, considering how dumb she seems) at which point she will want/expect N1 to step into the batters box and become her Number1andonly.

..oh... so this asexual+heterosexual pairing failed and it was at least partially attributable to his asexuality. Well, monte will hopefully asexually cuddle me on his fainting couch while I recover from the shock.
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:17 AM   #5711
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n=1 is some solid sciencing Evo!
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:07 AM   #5712
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Can we stop and admire the top level lulz of n1h discussing his lack of masturbation when she asks for some dirty talk?
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:12 AM   #5713
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Also lol at kind of NSFW
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:34 AM   #5714
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Can we stop and admire the top level lulz of n1h discussing his lack of masturbation when she asks for some dirty talk?

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Also lol at kind of NSFW
well idk. seems like these days all these girls on gram show of their ass. but mine is showing a bit of vag. so its 1/2 and 1/2 nsfw
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:34 AM   #5715
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You're aware of what NSFW actually means right? Vag on work monitors will not be kosher for most work places. Full on ass minus vag isn't exactly SFW either.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:35 AM   #5716
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Maybe NSFW is one of them weird cultural references.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:39 AM   #5717
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:17 AM   #5718
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also shes using me for food. i bought her bng last time and the night we hung out she really wanted a deep dish. i said i wasn't hungry and she seemed pretty upset about it lol
Maybe you misheard her and she acually said deep throat instead of deep dish. She's just cock-hungry.
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:35 AM   #5719
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..oh... so this asexual+heterosexual pairing failed and it was at least partially attributable to his asexuality. Well, monte will hopefully asexually cuddle me on his fainting couch while I recover from the shock.
Oh so Evo still has no idea what he's talking about.

Interesting that you want monte to asexually cuddle you. I thought asexual+non-asexual cuddling can't work?

I'm so shocked that Evo is still completely ignorant. I'll need to get monte to fully sexually cuddle me on his fainting couch while I bust all kinds of cuddlenuts. You and monte can try in vain to have some bizarre and unnatural alternative cuddling relationship that will inevitably result in cuddling frustration.
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:55 AM   #5720
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welp, see you guys later.

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Old 09-14-2017, 12:40 PM   #5721
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Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:22 PM   #5722
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So perhaps its cause I'm into reading erotic stuff.....

but wtf did you blank out the text you sent but then non-chalantly embed that pic of her? without a double spoiler? Making us bad work habit people have to quickly alt tab or whatever.
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:24 PM   #5723
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the most surprising thing to me is that this girl cant deepthroat a korean guy.

weak
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:26 PM   #5724
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..oh... so this asexual+heterosexual pairing failed and it was at least partially attributable to his asexuality. Well, monte will hopefully asexually cuddle me on his fainting couch while I recover from the shock.
I'll give you a Roman Helmet, but don't worry because it doesn't mean anything.
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:59 PM   #5725
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So perhaps its cause I'm into reading erotic stuff.....

but wtf did you blank out the text you sent but then non-chalantly embed that pic of her? without a double spoiler? Making us bad work habit people have to quickly alt tab or whatever.
wat? which?

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the most surprising thing to me is that this girl cant deepthroat a korean guy.

weak
ha! got em lol




k, we banged. she was leaking like a broken faucet. then we walked our doggos by the beach. then she bought me sushi. i seriously thought i was going to pay. how does that work? how do you know who pays?


i might have a pizza date with this other girl i matched with tomorrow. she's 19 though. but looks super mature for her age.
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