Mikhel,

I stand corrected re: the intellectual rigors of my observations of the eating habits of my own toddlers. At least some good came out of the line of discussion, though, and you were able to clarify your (predictably nuanced and fascinating) position on procreation.

Mihkel*

I'm not super familiar with the process, but am I supposed to start insulting you using vague, colloquial local idioms now? I'll have to research corn and race based burns if so.

Thanks in advance for your patience.

I think the parenthesis is really not required here.

*parantheses

*biddy131313

As someone who's lived in Asia for a few years who has a hairy ass, I can strongly attest to the superiority of bidets and have no clue why they aren't a thing in the U.S.

Monte,

If you are referring to the Emoken BURN, they are all allusions to my log. The real key is being obsessed with me so that you have notes of years of internet posting to casually reference.

I don't actually understand what SS is saying half the time. I just like to point out a bunch of dumb factual errors he makes since it is classic Dunning Kruger.

If you actually wanna burn me, stick to things I'm actually salty about. Losing internet troll battles would be one. I guess you could make fun of the fact it took me till 27 to become a millionaire? Or I only make ~200k-500k a year from home part time? Or that I'm not even top 1% in IQ? I honestly don't know. Just make some **** up and throw it out there and see what rustles me enough to write a giant word vomit in pseudo-self defense.

Why are you concerned with demonstrating your superiority to people you've never met on the internet?

Or not. Nothing hit a billion on the pain scale this morning, but leg started cramping in the shower, yada yada yada, 2 hours later I'm finally able to limp to my car to go to work.

Got an appointment tomorrow with the doc. Dr Kervorkian.

Good luck KC

I just wanna chill with other bros.

Bros, I just got a Sue Veed. I'm making bacon and cookies in it, will report back.

I don't think I understand sous vide bacon unless you happen to like it fairly floppy, I guess?

I understand people make cake/cookies/etc via sous vide but I've never bothered. I make custard occasionally though.

just spent 15mins googling bidets.

Still don't get it.

Water cleans things, if you got **** on your hands would clean it off with some toilet paper?

Do you eat with, and handle things with your ass crack?

I liked my hose in Thailand (pun intended) but what I still don't get is even after washing down most of my ass crack would be soaking wet and I'd still have to use toilet paper to dry it off.

I like 'em pics in the end. OP defo went on an upwardtrend.emoji

Since you did not understand what was written in my posts, by principle this means the only dumb factual error you could possibly have corrected or pointed out would have to be that you were pointing out a dumb factual error.

cliffs: you spite call.

Some life you got there. So baller. Must be great being you.

Oh, you're one of them. There is only one parenthesis in the post, bro.

Happy November everyone!

13/44 in big33 need some heat but it's rather chilly out.

**** just did the numbers, would still be 1.2k short of that 10k breakeven even if I ship it and add the previous days winnings Unlikely to win it anyway.

I should just go vomit in "pseudo-self defense"

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btw mihklol,pretty sure the word you were looking for there is pseudo self-defense. #fact

Best OP in ~30 days

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My condolences, kc, but I did enjoy your assisted suicide goof.

SS and thremp should just get together already and star in Dunning-Kruger and Dunning-Krugerer.