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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes
But I start jury duty next Monday
A lawyer told me to just tell them about my journalism background and they should auto-dismiss me.
You should wear a vest (no shirt), tight jeans, pointy shoes, and a Christmas hat (basic elf clothes). Probably won't even make it through the door before you are auto-dismissed.
Whatever you decide to do, do NOT show them your recent squat videos. They may think you are part of the SPF and will go lenient on the perp.