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01-05-2012 , 02:49 PM
wat.......

it's pretty simple, when he can't get the curl back to the original position you assist by lightly guiding the bar in an upwards fashion.
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01-05-2012 , 03:00 PM
I believe the GGO (and i use that term very loosely in this instance) is that he said squat, and not spot.
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01-05-2012 , 03:04 PM
wat
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01-05-2012 , 03:07 PM
yep
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01-05-2012 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by c-c-c-combodraw!
I noticed that after a workout my wiener feels kinda small and cold, like all the blood went to the muscles, etc.
This makes no sense. Its the opposite of the way it should be.

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Then I have a sauna session, and my balls are like hanging to my knee-caps.
This maybe makes sense, but it would imply your internal termperature is way hotter then the temperature of the room.

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At the end of my shower, I turn the water on really cold for a few minutes to stop sweating. My wiener is sooo small after that.
Makes perfect sense.

oh I hope I just didn't respond srsly to a huge level.
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01-05-2012 , 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by DWarrior
I stopped by GNC to pick up some brotein yesterday (I'm a fish and never plan ahead). Go to the check out line and the woman in front of me is buying a shake weight.
Should have gotten her number since she is practicing for something that could be useful.
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01-05-2012 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by c-c-c-combodraw!
I noticed that after a workout my wiener feels kinda small and cold, like all the blood went to the muscles, etc. Then I have a sauna session, and my balls are like hanging to my knee-caps. At the end of my shower, I turn the water on really cold for a few minutes to stop sweating. My wiener is sooo small after that. Kinda embarrassing, but whatever, I just don't care.

That's my observation.
poty
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01-05-2012 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by nuclear500
This makes no sense. Its the opposite of the way it should be.
Apparently he's not the only one

http://www.steadyhealth.com/My_penis...ng_t91703.html

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/p...?t=39730&pp=40

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...=630255&page=1

Seems temporary shrinkage after a workout is not abnormal.
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01-05-2012 , 04:51 PM
dudes
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01-05-2012 , 05:36 PM
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01-05-2012 , 06:25 PM
To all the guys that walk around the locker room naked,i truly would like to knock your block off right then and there.Can someone tell me why guys get naked to weigh themselves?My only answer is that there is a high population of gay guys that work out. I've had 30+ year memberships in my life and have managed to keep my underwear on every time

Last edited by patriots; 01-05-2012 at 06:34 PM.
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01-05-2012 , 06:35 PM
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To all the guys that walk around the locker room naked,i truly would like to knock your block off right then and there.Can someone tell me why guys get naked to weigh themselves?My only answer is that there is a high population of gay guys that work out. I've had 30+ year memberships in my life and have managed to keep my underwear on every time

I mean I don't get it either sometimes, but don't really feel THAT strongly about it.
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01-05-2012 , 06:45 PM
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To all the guys that walk around the locker room naked,i truly would like to knock your block off right then and there.Can someone tell me why guys get naked to weigh themselves?My only answer is that there is a high population of gay guys that work out. I've had 30+ year memberships in my life and have managed to keep my underwear on every time
I have an article you might be interested in reading (NSFW)
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01-05-2012 , 09:16 PM
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I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ****, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
roffll
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01-05-2012 , 10:05 PM
It's early January so obviously the gym is way busier than normal and lots of new faces.

Saw a pudgey young guy with glasses, picture what you think a stereotypical 40 hour a week WoW player would look like.

He's got a pretty good pace going on an elliptical, good for him.... and he's holding a portable DVD player in his right hand attempting to watch a movie while on the machine. It's like one of those you see people on planes with, not exactly small and certainly not something you'd want to hold in one hand for any extended period of time. Plus you're not exactly still on those things, he's moving up and down and his hand bouncing all around, I don't know how you could actually watch it and not get motion sick. Maybe he thought there would be some place to set it flat or something. I'm just gonna assume this was the first time the guy ever attempted this and probably the last time he will.
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01-05-2012 , 11:03 PM
soulman likes men..true story
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01-05-2012 , 11:48 PM
I used to read pretty small print books while running at a relatively high pace on elliptical machines. No one really believed I could read it. I'd read like philosophy texts and stuff too.

So I dno, it's gotta be pretty easy to watch a portable DVD player when you can hear the sound and make out what's going on. I'm not sure why he wouldn't just have longer earphones and set it up on the elliptical machine console area or w/e.
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01-06-2012 , 12:07 AM
I did some cardio on the elliptical on Tuesday. I flipped through the stations and found this video playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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I LOLed when I saw it.
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True story, I swear. Couldn't believe I rick rolled myself.
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Cool story bro?
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01-06-2012 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Cotton Hill
It's early January so obviously the gym is way busier than normal and lots of new faces.

Saw a pudgey young guy with glasses, picture what you think a stereotypical 40 hour a week WoW player would look like.

He's got a pretty good pace going on an elliptical, good for him.... and he's holding a portable DVD player in his right hand attempting to watch a movie while on the machine. It's like one of those you see people on planes with, not exactly small and certainly not something you'd want to hold in one hand for any extended period of time. Plus you're not exactly still on those things, he's moving up and down and his hand bouncing all around, I don't know how you could actually watch it and not get motion sick. Maybe he thought there would be some place to set it flat or something. I'm just gonna assume this was the first time the guy ever attempted this and probably the last time he will.
I saw an entire Season 2 of Deadwood on an elliptical this summer on my phone. Swell account, sir.
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01-06-2012 , 03:45 AM
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To all the guys that walk around the locker room naked,i truly would like to knock your block off right then and there.Can someone tell me why guys get naked to weigh themselves?My only answer is that there is a high population of gay guys that work out. I've had 30+ year memberships in my life and have managed to keep my underwear on every time
Do you know who Dr. Tobias Funke is? You two may have the same affliction. How many pairs of cutoff jean shorts do you own?
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01-06-2012 , 04:20 AM
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To all the guys that walk around the locker room naked,i truly would like to knock your block off right then and there.Can someone tell me why guys get naked to weigh themselves?My only answer is that there is a high population of gay guys that work out. I've had 30+ year memberships in my life and have managed to keep my underwear on every time
I don't get it. Is this your thought process as you see a naked guy on the weight scale:

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"What a f**."


?

Seriously, I don't understand how you connect dots there.
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01-06-2012 , 05:21 AM
hey guys let's use spoil tags when it matters which is absolutely never

they're really dumb and annoying
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01-06-2012 , 05:43 AM


^That's the picture a new Dubai gym owner posted in his gym to inspire weight loss.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/trai...med-fitness-ad
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01-06-2012 , 06:01 AM
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hey guys let's use spoil tags when it matters which is absolutely never

they're really dumb and annoying
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01-06-2012 , 06:16 AM
I set the line at .5 posts before someone put something in a spoil tag I won't click on.

[x] underestimated the Germans again
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