Minor GGO today:
Saw a hyooouge guy today at the gym, who put Fat Gripz on the bench and did 315x6. Looked at him more closely after watching his next set and realized he was a guy I played football with in high school. He got dropped from the team in our senior year because his grades weren't good enough (this is important later).
So he sees me snatch and C&J and is impressed by my jerks, and after reminiscing he asks the following:
Him "So do you take any supplements?"
Me "Yeah, creatine and fish oil. BCAAs if I'm training on an empty stomach."
Him "Creatine huh? How long?"
Me "More than 2 years now."
Him "Wow, and it still works for you? I have to switch mine up pretty often, to trick my body, ya know. Like right now I'm taking this pre-workout supplement called Hemo-Rage. It's really good stuff."
Me "That's cool, what's in it?"
Him "You know... it's pre-workout."
Me "I understand, but... I mean.. what's in it? What did you buy?"
Him "Like, pre-workout stuff. Protein... amino acids..."
Me "Uh-huh."
Him "I think it has NO. Nitric Oxide."
Me "Yeah, that's all good stuff I'm sure (stifling laughter)."
The vacant look in his eyes while explaining this was priceless. Not making the team because of grades TOTALLY made sense now.
BTW,
this is Hemo-Rage. Just glance at the first page, gents. "BEYOND EXTREME! BEYOND HARDCORE!" "UNDERGROUND, BEYOND EXTREME!" "PRE-WORKOUT DETONATOR!" "THE PREFERRED SUPPLEMENT OF SUICIDE BOMBERS!"
LOOOOOOOOOOOL