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Originally Posted by loco
I actually wanted to talk about the OLDS a little bit. I am going to be 40 this year. Where the fack is soulman, isn't he 40?
But anyways, I have finally started to see my body deteriorate a little bit. Also have lot more greys. I have always said here that my current self could whoop all my former selfs (even 38 vs 21). That is no longer true. I have random pains these days. Driving my groin hurts. I have trouble sleeping.
42 checking in. My hair started greying in my early 30s, that's why God invented hair dyes. Also blessed with flexibility which seems to help me avoid injuries and random olds pains, never get any. Can still put both my feet behind my head. Sex drive as high as ever, erection still rock hard.
Sorry bro, it's just you.
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Originally Posted by loco
I never dated anybody with a better body than me. And then I went out with that big knockered Mexican girl I posted early in my thread. She said I had a few stretch marks on my ass and of course she was flawless. She would also poke at my bellyfat. She was ridiculous, as good as Emily ratajowski.
On the other hand I've never dated nor banged anyone like this.
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Originally Posted by loco
This is all positive. What it means is that I am accepting my 40s this year. New confidence and no more hesitation and denial. It is what it is.
No use fighting it anyway, welcome to the one-way OLDS street. There are rumors of an increased WIS score.