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12-17-2014 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I'm thinking of a television show featuring Montecore & KC living together and working as hiring managers.

They're dating the girls across the hall & of course you'd need to keep KC's current old lady landlord who occasionally brings by casserole dishes in as a character.
We'd need to have my current neighbor have a half season guest star contract to bring us dessert and whatnot, but works for me.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Water sex in generally is bad b/c it washes away the natural lubrication which is more viscus (??) than water.
That was nipping at the edge of my brain when I was typing my reply, yes.
12-17-2014 , 05:03 PM
I have never been peed on nor have I been the peer, but I'd imagine if you want to pee on someone for sex laffs, the shower would be the place to do it.

Oh wait I did contribute to a small fund to pay a stripper to pee on my friend. ****ing gross. Top lels though. I think it was $40. Christ. That was someone's daughter, just there in the middle of a bowling alley bar, peeing on another human being while drunk people threw things on him like beer and taunts. Rude. Height of rudeness. What is wrong with this earth? Lots.
12-17-2014 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
What would you say is your biggest weakness?

Curly hair.
I feel like proper, consistent use of prophylactics has to be up there in the risk matrix, mostly because even though the occurrence rate may be relatively low, the severity level is so, so very high, especially given he apparently, until recently, had little to no knowledge about either STD frequency and severity or how babies were made.
12-17-2014 , 05:06 PM
downtown - my company christmas party is at a bowling alley this year. thank you for the party ideas
12-17-2014 , 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Aidan
shower sex: under or over rated?
Definitely overrated.

Some girls love it though, not gonna say no obv.
12-17-2014 , 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
downtown - my company christmas party is at a bowling alley this year. thank you for the party ideas
Honestly 100% I would rather just bowl than to pee onto a person. I am a lot of things, but dishonest is not one of them.
12-17-2014 , 05:17 PM
id have previously agreed with over, but i guess its worth revisiting things you've previously discounted.
12-17-2014 , 05:19 PM
Aidan, thank you. This is much more interesting topic than toilet bowl liners.

All I have to say is, if everyone agrees something is overrated, does it become underrated?
12-17-2014 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Quick_Ben
Aidan, thank you. This is much more interesting topic than toilet bowl liners.

All I have to say is, if everyone agrees something is overrated, does it become underrated?
I think wrapping your dick in barbed wire and banging a rabid male wolverine is over-rated, jdock. I challenge you to prove me wrong.
12-17-2014 , 05:30 PM
nothing worse than someone rating something without personal experience, monte.
12-17-2014 , 05:32 PM
except for what happens when you assume, apparently
12-17-2014 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by saw7988
Well whey and creatine are two wildly different beasts. Whey I can see upsetting your stomach or doing weird things. Creatine should be no effect though. I frequently toss back a scoop and then hit the booze immediately after.
Yeah, it's probably the Whey. I get a warm tingly feeling in my arms and upper body and just a bleh feeling. I've found 2 beers to be a solid cure though.
12-17-2014 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
I feel like proper, consistent use of prophylactics has to be up there in the risk matrix, mostly because even though the occurrence rate may be relatively low, the severity level is so, so very high, especially given he apparently, until recently, had little to no knowledge about either STD frequency and severity or how babies were made.
So BtM is the YTF of sex.
12-17-2014 , 05:41 PM
My first girlfriend would get off only with a vibrator on her clit during sex, and she later found out that a removable showerhead worked far better. Most of the time we would get to do anything was when I snuck into her room from outside, usually while her parents were home. Anytime we had the opportunity to get that sweet sweet removable showerhead action we would obviously take the opportunity. So while not shower sex in the traditional sense because it was just doggy style sex with her using a showerhead on herself, I'd still have to go with shower sex being pretty damn good. Unfortunately attempts to reproduce these results have been fruitless.

Through further experimentation we also found out that using a bath faucet worked wonders too, but getting myself involved in that was too difficult.
12-17-2014 , 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by udbrky
So BtM is the YTF of sex.
lolol A+

Tinder is his gas station.
12-17-2014 , 05:52 PM
12-17-2014 , 05:53 PM
Spoiler:
12-17-2014 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
lolol A+

Tinder is his gas station.
Also A+ well done
12-17-2014 , 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
Spoiler:
Regret to inform that you are now on Skeletor's list
12-17-2014 , 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
What would you say is your biggest weakness?

Curly hair.
Misunderstanding clients' goals and as a result becoming over exposed to the lifting shoes sector. imo.
12-17-2014 , 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Montecore
lolol A+

Tinder is his gas station.
Well done! It took me a couple mins.
12-17-2014 , 06:59 PM
god that picture is disgusting. i hate seeing people all over-contorted like that. cringeeee
12-17-2014 , 08:14 PM
Solo racing canoe will be here in 2.5-3 hours. I may explode with joy.
12-17-2014 , 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KPowers
god that picture is disgusting. i hate seeing people all over-contorted like that. cringeeee
Yeah, WTF bb? Hope this isn't on your resume.
12-17-2014 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by udbrky
Yeah, WTF bb? Hope this isn't on your resume.
He should be proud of the contortionist skills he expresses in his early years picture and should be in his resume IMO.

Last edited by skeletor121; 12-17-2014 at 10:31 PM. Reason: Most likely needs to be added to my list though.

      
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