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Well I just got home and found my place ransacked.

Stolen:

my old computer (this is already a nightmare to figure out what they have access to, they drained most of the 800 I had in my checking account)

around 500 dollars in money that I collect for their serial numbers

Go pro and other underwater camera

tool set

Having said that, there were some things stashed around that they did not find and and it could have been WAY WAY WAY worse

04-12-2013 , 11:50 AM

#1453

BigPoppa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Poppa,

I believe there is a repeat girl in your pics, but given the quality of the pics we will let the repeat slide. Plus, it is your birthday. Mods, please do not infract/ban Poppa.

I added some bonus pics to make up for my gaffe

04-12-2013 , 11:51 AM

#1454

The Yugoslavian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

1 is the clear winner; 2 would be hotter if she'd gotten more than 1 hour of sleep the night before and/or wasn't apparently staring into a kleig light.

+1

BigPoppa doin' serious work too. Happy bday BP!

Aidan - you don't wanna see me start trying to actually name drop. But seriously, Canadians seem awesome imo/ime. I'd move there if....well, ok I probably almost live there anyway, aye?

04-12-2013 , 11:52 AM

#1455

Aidan

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bigpoppa

04-12-2013 , 11:53 AM

#1456

crashjr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yugoslavian

Anything east of the rockies, west of the appalachians and north of St. Louis is pretty much Canada, eh.

04-12-2013 , 11:55 AM

#1457

BigPoppa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by crashjr

Anything east of the rockies, west of the appalachians and north of St. Louis is pretty much Canada, eh.

Nebraska?

04-12-2013 , 11:58 AM

#1458

crashjr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPoppa

Nebraska?

That isn't even a real place. It's your birthday, I'll let it slide.

04-12-2013 , 12:02 PM

#1459

Aidan

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dumb question. Two page cv, print double sided or on two separate pages or doesnt matter?

04-12-2013 , 12:04 PM

#1460

downtown

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HB, BP!

04-12-2013 , 12:06 PM

#1461

downtown

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

dumb question. Two page cv, print double sided or on two separate pages or doesnt matter?

Any way to cut it down to one?

If not... two pages front only imo. Customize the **** out of them for each jube, by the way.

Source: Looked at a bunch of resumes, prob wouldn't even notice the back/2nd page if it was two-sided. Lol'd and threw out resumes whenever possible.

04-12-2013 , 12:07 PM

#1462

BustoRhymes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aidan

dumb question. Two page cv, print double sided or on two separate pages or doesnt matter?

Two separate pages and AINEC. Anyone reading your resume will assume it is one sided. If they notice it has a back side, it will be an accident.

04-12-2013 , 12:08 PM

#1463

BustoRhymes

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downtown/Aiden,

This depends on what the job is and if this is a CV or a resume. In academia, the longer the CV the better. In most other jobs, one page max is usually better.

04-12-2013 , 12:08 PM

#1464

downtown

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Two separate pages and AINEC. Anyone reading your resume will assume it is one sided. If they notice it has a back side, it will be an accident.

You win the 2nd trifecta.

2nd pony.
2nd busto.
2nd loco wannabe behind monte.

04-12-2013 , 12:09 PM

#1465

Aidan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

I tried cutting it further, seems tough. At the moment just have personal info, couple of jobs, couple of degrees, short publications list, short description of skills and couple of references.

Customising for each one as much as possible.

04-12-2013 , 12:09 PM

#1466

BigPoppa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

In academia, the longer the CV the better.

Ain't even a real job, tho

04-12-2013 , 12:10 PM

#1467

downtown

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

downtown/Aiden,

This depends on what the job is and if this is a CV or a resume. In academia, the longer the CV the better. In most other jobs, one page max is usually better.

Aidan is a phrenologist iirc. Not sure if academic focused or practical/applied phrenology.

04-12-2013 , 12:11 PM

#1468

amplify

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I don't think you need references on there, if they want references they will ask for them.

Not sure about skillz either, what kind skillz?

04-12-2013 , 12:13 PM

#1469

chisness

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JF: Amazon should be OK if they're not trying to ship to your default address. I tried to change address w/ saved card a couple weeks ago and it made me re-enter the CC #.

04-12-2013 , 12:15 PM

#1470

downtown

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Aidan,
Personal info: remove
amp is correct: References: remove

Quantify statements/achievements as much as possible. Generic accomplishments suck. Specificity delivers the jube imo.

04-12-2013 , 12:17 PM

#1471

BigPoppa

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But leave room for Squat/Deadlift/Bench total.

HR people love a guy with a monster total.

04-12-2013 , 12:27 PM

#1472

amplify

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPoppa

But leave room for Squat/Deadlift/Bench total.

HR people love a guy with a monster total.

better be raw totals though, if they find out it's a half squat out of a monolift with a 4-ply suit, belt, and knee wraps in the ****ty Powerlifting Federation they will not be amused.

04-12-2013 , 12:29 PM

#1473

BookToMarket

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPoppa

But leave room for Squat/Deadlift/Bench total.

loled.

and BP: hb! great pic post. I'm very very very glad that we got this thread rolling on the right track.

online bro friends, let's try not to let this happen again.

04-12-2013 , 12:34 PM

#1474

BookToMarket

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Speaking of knee wraps, I see a few guys use them at my gym. How much do they add to a squat? I saw a guy squatting 425 to parallel with them the other day and wondered what his raw # would be.

04-12-2013 , 12:39 PM

#1475

BustoRhymes

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Quote:

Originally Posted by downtown

You win the 2nd trifecta.

2nd pony.
2nd busto.
2nd loco wannabe behind monte.

Yes but soon monte will look to me as the 2nd most fit H&Fer. The masses will fawn over the godlike bread pudding, it's true, but they will look to my unshopped results as proof that true fitness is within their reach. Mr. Rhymes bringing the power back to the people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPoppa

Ain't even a real job, tho

If by "ain't even a real job" you mean "does not suck your will to live," thumbsup.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

I don't think you need references on there, if they want references they will ask for them.

Not sure about skillz either, what kind skillz?

Agreed. Also agree that you want to quantify results. Don't say silly things like you improved efficiency in whatever department on whatever project. Provide metrics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPoppa

But leave room for Squat/Deadlift/Bench total.

HR people love a guy with a monster total.

This one tip will increase your callbacks by 60%.