Also, OT -

The song 'American Pie' by Don Mclean has to be one of the worst lyrical piles of garbage that made it mainstream.

And I know that there are much worse songs at face value, but this song pretends it's something that it isn't. The lyrics are unreal bad and dumb and people sing along to it like it's some gospel truth of the best message of all time about music.

Every time I hear that song I hate it more.

Woman at work has is like 40 and eats a can of tuna with her lunch every day and says she has done it for 15 years. Same w/ her husband she says. They're still alive. I think you'll be okay.

Maybe he thinks it's a trap? Obv it's like a dream come true but in reality girls are super jealous and inviting that is a path towards divorce imo. Not all the time, of course....but more likely than not.

loled

I spent like 5 mins trying to find a good gif of that and instead settled w/ the u jelly pic. I am disappointed with myself.

Confirmed jelly

Nothing on the wretched searchlight homepage yet about the shooting. More than one ambulance sounds pretty crazy though.

Def get the boss to get you an AR-15 for work and a couple thousand rounds so you can go to the range and get comfortable with it. Opportunity knocks.

Well the weather in Redding has been like 72 for months now, since January I think. It rained a couple times I guess, maybe 3-4 days in that time.

But yeah, once it hits 100, itll stay there prolly +2 months. Nothing to be jelly of there. Just optimal swimming temperature.

Keeping a gun at work seems like a good idea. Especially somewhere like right in the cage for everyone to see.

Nah dude, I only actually have to deal with them for like an hour at most, and they barely crawl; I think the timing is just a coincidence. I think the answer is either more sleep, more caffeine, both, or I'm just and old, old man.

Fair enough. How much do you sleep on an avg night? FWIW I have less issues with being sleepy now than ever before (prob avg 6-7 hours a night) so blaming age is weak.

Sounds legit. What could go wrong?

My friends and I called it scramblevision imo.

SM gif ban raised to two weeks. At this point he is devaluing the gif response as a whole. Bad for the economy. Bad for America.

Lol like all USA#1 true americans don't already have lots of guns, ammo, black powder, etc. Please.

I'd recommend a big gun that's too heavy to keep on your belt. That way, you have to hold it in your hand at all times, and to rest you can bend your arm and rest it on your shoulder so everyone can see it and knows not to shoot you or also to say something to rustle your jimmies.

I get tired at that time too. I'm going with it's because modern life is bull****, and my sitting around my office and talking to jerks on the phone makes me Lebensmüde. Pays the bills tho.

Wtf dude, I made a guy lol yesterday with a gif. What have you done lately? Old man DT getting cranky from having a soul sucking jerb imo.

cripple fight!

My work colleague is annoying as hell, sniffing hacking coughing all the time, spends lots of time on the phone being loud, will tell you boring stories over and over again etc etc. Just general buffoonery. Anyway, yesterday he made a bunch of annoying phone calls to financial institutions. The upside is i know have his cc numbers, bank numbers, birthdate, ssn and so on. Any ideas for non-felonious shenanigans?

you could call him up pretending to be his cc company, verify his account so he thinks its legit. then tell him he won some bs contest or trip somewhere.

would be laffs.

I almost answered your beginner thread post but then didn't (obv).

When I put pullups/chinups into 5/3/1 I couldn't do multiple sets of 10 at all either. What I did was set a goal of ~50 and then did sets of whatever reps weren't too taxing (had at least 2 left in the tank). At first this meant 13 sets of pullups and 11 sets of chinups to complete the 50 (or close to it). I can't actually kip where I do my pullups but imagine intentionally kipping to get extra reps is << just doing way more sets of lower reps. I'd do a number of reps low enough where you can do it in between sets of all your other work and it won't really take any extra time either.

Hmmmm, aren't you on an aggressive cut? And there are the minicores. But, seriously, now that I've actually been cutting (not even that aggressive), I don't crash, but am actually thinking about whether I should add caffeine to my life.

Yeah. This obv. You just tag team in on the nights his wife needs some of that 3some action. Win-win-win.

I do that 4x/week but am thinking of scaling back. Also b/c I'm getting sick of tuna.

I thought this was expert .gifing SM. The juxtaposition of the little girl and the subject matter is elite and I really identify with the mix of emotions she's going through when I read that.

Lol Redding?

E-five bro, DT confirmed old and out of touch with the youngs.

JF - If you shoot 3s like that I will lose in our upcoming 1v1 never gonna happen matchup.

I dno, after watching your last video I thought I was a solid favorite and now think I'm a slight dog. Although I haven't played almost at all since my accident at the end of last year.

Watching makes me wanna start hoopin' again. Yeah buddddddday!

Yeah. DT can suck a D. He doesn't even lift like we do, bro, .

(but when he does, he lifts more than both of us combined, )

What have I done lately? Oh, I don't know, just a little something called a new french press with a larger capacity.

BOOM.

IANAL (thank god obv) but methinks the felonies have already begun! Fun for everyone.

Look at all this room for activities.

I am productive imo.

This is another option; I got a fair bit of sleep last night (almost 8 hours) so we'll see if I'm any better today.

That's true, it might be the cut. I actually struggled to eat 2200 calories yesterday (a workout day), and I had to have dessert to even get up that high). I'm just not as hungry as I used to be and can't pound 12-16 oz of chicken or whatever at dinner every night, although the fact that I have a giant protein shake at 4:30 and then eat dinner 3 hours later might have something to do with it.

Montecore,

What do you put in your giant protein shakes?

16 oz of water and 3-4 scoops of whey; very exciting, I know.

A little peanut butter will fix that up. About 2 tbsp in the shake and another to your head while you wait seems about right.