I can't stop laughing after this latest one from my girlfriend.
It's a big giant cheeseburger with a beef patty, with three strips of bacon, 3 giant onion rings, some cheese, and wait get this. A fried macaroni and cheese patty is on there too.
It was pretty tasty too. But I just got kicked out of the diner. I can't stop laughing. She said it's not her fault, she didn't know it was that big. Ignorance as defense. I heard that one before from YTF. Too funny.