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Old 03-15-2010, 12:20 PM   #1151
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:23 PM   #1152
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:26 PM   #1153
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The thing I hate about those kind of articles (and things that rip frequently says) is that they always give the example of "Can you push your car if it breaks down"... I'm fairly sure even my mum (50+, not fat, not skinny. Only physical thing she does is bushwalking) could push her car to the side of the road if she broke down...

Other than maybe moving furniture, there is nothing in life where you really need that much absoulte strength for anyway... And even moving furniture, most times you will have someone helping you because more often than not the problem is the thing you are moving is too large rather than too heavy.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:33 PM   #1154
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I'm routinely trapped on an island with a 6 mile journey and 600 pound object to move in a time frame, so I dunno what you're talking about....


But think about it. The reason most everyone is fat/weak because there is no need for being anything otherwise in our modern age. ....



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Old 03-15-2010, 12:35 PM   #1155
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Seriously the guy who failed to lift the absolutely lol example block of lead covering a switch (is this some sort of sick game from a movie anyway? Certainly not real life) is more useful in almost every 'real world' example you can think of. I know if I was a soldier who I'd rather have on my squad. If you start with the premise that you will explain why absolute strength means more than relative strength, I don't think you could have failed more spectacularly. I can't believe no one in their comments section is calling him out either. Its so in your face obvious how ******ed it is yet they are like "Cool story bro".
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:37 PM   #1156
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I'm pretty sure the guy in his extra gajillion hours could discover the lever as well.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:47 PM   #1157
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Ha that was my first thought
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:47 PM   #1158
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I used to work as a server right out of high school and during the summer I was on the opening shift.

They teamed me up with this little tiny sweet (but fairly stupid) girl who was probably 5 foot nothing mayyybe 100 pounds. Probably closer to 90.

Most of what we did was lug around big heavy-ish things things to get set up before the restaurant opened. I was obviously awesome and kicked ass, but surprisingly, so did she. They gave us an hour and after a couple weeks we could do it in ~25 minutes and dick around the rest of the time. Everyone else obv needed the full hour and barely made when we weren't there.

I worked with other people every once in a while but no one worked as well as this tiny little girl who was probably relatively the strongest person in the restaurant. Don't give me one of the fat ass cooks who kicks ass at cooking and can lift me over his head but will die if I make him take 3 trips to get big tubs of ice.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:49 PM   #1159
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You know the question....
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:53 PM   #1160
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:55 PM   #1161
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:57 PM   #1162
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Hmmmm, I might be able to track down a pic of her on face book. I haven't seen her for a few years......
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:57 PM   #1163
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You know the question....
There were 35 minutes left to dick around, so I am assuming he did.

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Old 03-15-2010, 01:03 PM   #1164
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Oh, besides being engaged she was pretty donotwant. I loved her to death but...



pasty little white girl

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Old 03-15-2010, 01:04 PM   #1165
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sweet backyard, did they film Saw IV back there?
 
Old 03-15-2010, 01:09 PM   #1166
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Pretty standard backyard around here, outside of the city anyway. Good film location for any one of those redneck slasher flicks.



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Old 03-15-2010, 01:10 PM   #1167
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JonFon is a redneck?
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:15 PM   #1168
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Baller redneck specifically


No buts it gets redneck pretty fast around here once you get outside the city, and that's only a 5-10 minute drive.

One of my favorite family guy jokes was when they had the redneck comedian on stage and was like "You might be a redneck you come from a rural area and act as such" and all the crowd thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

I think most of the blue collar comedy tour stuff is garbage fwiw.

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Old 03-15-2010, 01:23 PM   #1169
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Baller redneck specifically
You have two old pickup trucks?
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:27 PM   #1170
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No I would just have one, but it would be lifted, obv.

I noticed something out at the bar the other night. Pretty simple observation.

Go to a bar. Find the biggest, lifted truck you can find. Go into the bar. Find the hottest girl you can find. She will be with the guy who has the truck.

Here in my town.
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:27 PM   #1171
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No, just one that works.

ETA: That's not unlike where I'm from, a suburb of Cleveland. It's essentially white-trash haven. We even have a huge junior college in the "heights" of the city. Plus a dilapidated mall that has nothing in it.

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Old 03-15-2010, 01:32 PM   #1172
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Ahahaha. We too have an empty mall. They did build a second one that gets traffic on the other side of the town, but there is still the downtown mall just sitting there speaking of a time that was meant to be but never was.
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:37 PM   #1173
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Sp since I'm not gonna be squatting for a bit, what do people think of this TM/conjugate periodization workout to improve my bench and cup size?

Saturday:
Max effort bench
Max effort Pullup
Pullup Assistance- Behind head pulldowns or curls
Abs

Monday:
Volume bench assistance- floor press or paused bench
Accessory bench- incline db press
Volume Chinups
Abs

Thursday:
Dynamic Effort Bench- 60% 1rm
Postural work- rd flyes, cable rows, etc
Abs
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:37 PM   #1174
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be careful not to cut yourself on your abs after week 3
 
Old 03-15-2010, 02:01 PM   #1175
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Yeah by "abs" I generally mean 20 seconds of flexing them in the mirror followed by a half assed L sit attempt but point taken.
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