Guilty of the Penn State thing, but not punchy
Agreed on the above advice. A few other points:
For coffee, LaColombe on Main Street is the best. Saxby's is not.
There is also a Wawa (w/ gas station) on Ridge, and there is a CVS next to it.
Couch Tomato is good, the delivery takes forever.
If you're driving out 76 to the suburbs, go down Cresson and turn left onto Green to cross the bridge. This is especially the best way now that Green is under construction.
Cheesesteaks: Delessandro's on Henry
Golf: go out to the suburbs, generally the further out the more value you'll find.
Watch the potholes coming off 76 towards Wissahickon
Don't make plans for the first week of June - you will want to be around for the bike race weekend.