The discussion on Enter the Void in the movie thread got me thinking this might be an interesting thread of its own...
What film is the most god-awful, wretched piece of crap you have ever seen? Not just a bad movie. Not just a horrible movie...but the film that you can't stand above all others. The one that stands for everything against which you hold dear.
There a few films in these forums that I have claimed to be very bad, or that anger me: The Usual Suspects, Titanic, Hostel, Once Upon A Time in America, Transformers 2, Flashdance, the Saw franchise, Slumdog Millionaires...I have railed against these movies from time to time, and yes, I do truly hate them all.
However, I do still see some semblance of worth in all of them; I can see why some people enjoy these films and can understand why some might even love them. Heck, I can even look at a few of them objectively and see some great film making in spite of my own personal hatred. There is still some worth there.
But that's what makes the hate all the more intriguing - it's easy to dislike, hate or make fun of a completely worthless and inept film. We don't want to shoot fish in a barrel here; we want to eviscerate other's ignorant and tasteless belief that certain films are actually, well,
good.
Hating a film others like or even love takes a certain film snobbery and arrogance. This is what we want here. Hating on a film that others love.
For me, there is one film above all others I hold in utter contempt. One film I believe to be the biggest turd that has been foisted upon the movie-going public yet is still inexplicably liked - even loved by some. That film:
The Crow, 1994 Alex Proyas
I was in film school when this came out and a fellow classmate and I went to see it in the theater, so I've seen it where it's supposed to be viewed - on the big screen.
After five minutes of the most torturous, mind-numbingly, inept and boring filmmaking I was ready to leave, but I stayed for the whole crapfest as my friend wanted to see it.
This is a film where the action sequences are so badly choreographed and confusingly staged, that the viewer has no idea what is happening at any given moment.
The director decides to move his camera continuously in a haphazard mess from the very beginning - making the "shaky-cam" of later years look tame in comparison. I can remember watching in disbelief as a simple conversation in an office between two characters become incomprehensible due to the non-stop camera movement. Lock that ****er down just ONE GODDAMNED TIME, Proyas, so I can see what the hell is going on.
Let's talk about our hero - the titular Crow. He's supposed to be some dark avenging angel, but what he comes across as is simply a death-loving, sadistic killer who is no better than the scum he kills. It's disgusting. The meaning behind such a character is both disturbing and pointless.
But hell, be dark, I don't care, that's your right. But if you bore me while doing it, then **** you. The script is so laughably bad and without drama or interesting characters that you begin to wonder if a child who had read one or two Batman comics had written this.
Add to that a drab, amateurish production design, acting that is all over the place, and no thematic unity at all in the mise en scene, and you have a mess of a film. So horribly bad I thought it would rightly be considered with other horrible films like Howard the Duck and Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Amazingly, however, people actually
like this movie. they think it's cool. they think it's badass. Seriously, this movie makes the Resident Evil franchise look like The Godfather, but I guarantee you that within 5 posts in this thread someone will come to defend it.
It's a horrible, amazingly bad movie. It fails on every level. Even as torture porn. Bad, bad, bad beyond belief. And I haven't even mentioned that its star was killed on set while making it.
The Crow is my most hatred movie of all time.