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07-31-2009 , 12:01 PM
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $246.50
SB: $148.70
BB: $179.50
UTG: $200.00
CO: $56.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 4 A
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7.00) 7 Q Q (2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero calls $7

Turn: ($21.00) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $21, Hero calls $21

River: ($63.00) 6 (2 players)
SB bets $63, Hero calls $63

Final Pot: $189.00
Hero shows 4 A (a pair of Queens)
SB shows T K (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins $186.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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07-31-2009 , 02:03 PM
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Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (MP): $32.88
CO: $60.38
BTN: $36.56
SB: $49.75
BB: $25.00
UTG: $24.75
UTG+1: $50.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.10, CO calls $1.10, BTN calls $1.10, SB calls $1, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.85

Flop: ($5.75) 7 A T (5 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 bets $5.75, Hero calls $5.75, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds

Turn: ($17.25) 7 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $10.25, UTG+1 requests TIME, UTG+1 calls $10.25

River: ($37.75) 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $32.90 all in, Hero calls $15.78 all in

Final Pot: $69.31
Hero mucks A A
UTG+1 shows 7 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
UTG+1 wins $66.31
(Rake: $3.00)
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07-31-2009 , 07:14 PM
EBREBREBR

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP ($23)
Hero (Button) ($108.50)
SB ($23.70)
BB ($73.65)
UTG ($39.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, J
UTG calls $1, MP checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $4.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($13) 3, J, K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB raises to $18.70 (All-In), Hero calls $14.70

Turn: ($50.40) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($50.40) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $50.40 | Rake: $2.50

Results:
Hero had K, J (two pair, Kings and Jacks).
SB had Q, J (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: SB won $47.90
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07-31-2009 , 08:40 PM
down 7 BI
-4 BI EV

may be ill move down for the weekend i guess
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07-31-2009 , 09:11 PM
i dont know why i am stopping this session. i love fridays.

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07-31-2009 , 09:49 PM
fun

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $102.60
UTG: $140.85
UTG+1: $46.15
UTG+2: $59.05
Hero (MP1): $109.80
MP2: $104.15
CO: $137.55
BTN: $142.50
SB: $52.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) T 9 T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($11.50) 8 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $9, UTG+1 calls $9

River: ($29.50) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $22, Hero raises to $95.80 all in, UTG+1 calls $10.15 all in

Final Pot: $93.80
UTG+1 shows T Q (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
Hero shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Tens)
UTG+1 wins $90.80
(Rake: $3.00)
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07-31-2009 , 10:26 PM
**** me to tears

can I please have a good ****ing session without it turning to **** for once



Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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CO: $20.00
BTN: $84.50
SB: $129.30
BB: $194.80
Hero (UTG): $195.75
UTG+1: $14.00
MP: $54.40

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $4, 4 folds, SB raises to $10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $32, SB raises to $97, Hero raises to $195.75 all in, SB calls $32.30 all in

Flop: ($259.60) 5 Q K

Turn: ($259.60) Q

River: ($259.60) 5

Final Pot: $259.60
SB shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
SB wins $256.60
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $100.00
CO: $139.90
BTN: $105.50
SB: $93.15
Hero (BB): $112.50
UTG: $116.55
UTG+1: $139.75
MP1: $62.15

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A K
3 folds, MP2 raises to $3.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $13, MP2 calls $9.50

Flop: ($26.50) K 5 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $11, MP2 calls $11

Turn: ($48.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $76 all in, Hero calls $76

River: ($200.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $200.50
MP2 shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows A K (a pair of Kings)
MP2 wins $197.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG+1: $67.30
MP1: $20.00
MP2: $63.60
CO: $48.80
Hero (BTN): $116.50
SB: $78.50
BB: $100.00
UTG: $77.75

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K A
4 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero raises to $10, 2 folds, CO calls $7

Flop: ($21.50) 6 A 4 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $9, CO calls $9

Turn: ($39.50) 7 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $97.50 all in, CO calls $29.80 all in

River: ($99.10) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $99.10
CO shows 5 8 (a straight, Eight high)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
CO wins $96.10
(Rake: $3.00)
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07-31-2009 , 10:54 PM
Villain is 81/35

Gah!



Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $8.95
MP2: $10.00
CO: $3.30
Hero (BTN): $11.25
SB: $1.60
BB: $1.90
UTG: $4.35
UTG+1: $18.00

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, CO calls $0.40, Hero raises to $2.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $2, CO raises to $3.30 all in, Hero calls $0.80, UTG+1 calls $0.80

Flop: ($10.55) Q 8 8 (3 players - 1 is all in)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7.95 all in, UTG+1 calls $7.95

Turn: ($26.45) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($26.45) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Villain Shows Ad4d
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07-31-2009 , 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEggman
Villain is 81/35

Gah!



Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $8.95
MP2: $10.00
CO: $3.30
Hero (BTN): $11.25
SB: $1.60
BB: $1.90
UTG: $4.35
UTG+1: $18.00

CO posts a big blind ($0.10)

Pre Flop: ($0.25) Hero is BTN with A A
UTG raises to $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, CO calls $0.40, Hero raises to $2.50, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $2, CO raises to $3.30 all in, Hero calls $0.80, UTG+1 calls $0.80

Flop: ($10.55) Q 8 8 (3 players - 1 is all in)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7.95 all in, UTG+1 calls $7.95

Turn: ($26.45) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($26.45) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Villain Shows Ad4d

At least he didn't show 88?
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08-01-2009 , 12:19 AM
Haha!

You remember that one too do you??

Ya, you're right, it could be worse.
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08-01-2009 , 12:47 AM
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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BB: $45.60
BTN: $35.05
Hero (SB): $259.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with Q J
BTN raises to $1.55, Hero calls $1.30, BB calls $1.05

Flop: ($4.65) 9 J T (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero raises to $7, BB folds, BTN calls $5.50

Turn: ($18.65) J (2 players)
Hero bets $15, BTN calls $15

River: ($48.65) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $12, BTN calls $11.50 all in

Final Pot: $71.65
BTN shows J A (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero shows Q J (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero wins $70.65
(Rake: $1.00)





Beat: Villain called me a donkey and is from my hometown, said he was gonna kick my ass at the local poker room tomorrow.

Brag: Flop goes from great to oh ****, to **** yeah.

Last edited by m_hood115; 08-01-2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason: Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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08-01-2009 , 09:21 PM
Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (8 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 ($7.80)
CO ($3.79)
Button ($4.28)
SB ($3)
Hero (BB) ($3.78)
UTG ($7.57)
UTG+1 ($3.74)
MP1 ($6.82)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, K
2 folds, MP1 bets $0.08, 2 folds, Button calls $0.08, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.26) J, A, Q (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Button bets $0.13, Hero calls $0.13, 1 fold

Turn: ($0.52) 10 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.52, Hero raises to $1.50, Button calls $0.98

River: ($3.52) A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.04, Hero calls $0.04

Total pot: $3.60

Spoiler:

Button had A, 10 (full house, Aces over tens).
Hero had 10, K (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: Button won $3.60



Also, after a limped hand where I was BB with some trash, the flop came 3 spades and it checked around. The turn was an offsuit jack so I just potted it and everyone folded, then this chat followed. Dunno why I just felt like talking **** :P

IFlatTheNuts: damn... I had AJ of spades
IFlatTheNuts: wasn't sure if flush alone was good so i checked flop
IFlatTheNuts: but on the turn I got flush AND a pair so I was certain i was ahead
CASHGHOST: turn waqs a diamond
CASHGHOST: was
CASHGHOST: you didnt have flush
IFlatTheNuts: but the flop was 3 spades
IFlatTheNuts: i had AJ both of spades
CASHGHOST: youoh
CASHGHOST: you know you had best hand
IFlatTheNuts: only ont he turn
IFlatTheNuts: when i got pair and flush
IFlatTheNuts: full flush
IFlatTheNuts: spades full of jacks
CASHGHOST: you had a-j spades
CASHGHOST: thats the best hand
IFlatTheNuts: yes
CASHGHOST: no pairs on board
IFlatTheNuts: i though tsomeone might have a better flush though
IFlatTheNuts: like AQ of spades
CASHGHOST: you said you had a-j spades
IFlatTheNuts: i did
CASHGHOST: how better flush?
IFlatTheNuts: AQ of spades for example
DarkenRahl: i had KQ
CASHGHOST: how could some1 have ace queen
CASHGHOST: if you had ace
IFlatTheNuts: the ace from the other deck
CASHGHOST: lmao
IFlatTheNuts: there use 2 decks for poker idiot
CASHGHOST: lol
CASHGHOST: dude
CASHGHOST: you are getting deeper and deeper
CASHGHOST: quit telling lies
CASHGHOST: you said you had ace jack spades for flopped flush was pretty sure you were ahead you had

nutz at that time ! and after turn no pairs on board
CASHGHOST: then you said what if some1 had ace queen
IFlatTheNuts: yes but on the flop I only had ace jack high flush
CASHGHOST: lol
IFlatTheNuts: ion the turn i got full flush spades full of jacks
IFlatTheNuts: so i now beat AQ AK of spades
CASHGHOST: get the f--k outta here
IFlatTheNuts: still lose to AA of spades though
CASHGHOST: jerKOV
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