The interviews are exactly like this calling station I play against every week! I just know that is what she's thinking! Great post, made me laugh.

Great discussion. Thanks OP

Needs more love imo

A+ bump!

Love this post the interviews are very funny and so true ...

This is the truest remark ever made about online poker.

Number 4 should be me aka the Tilting Lag Fish.

QUESTION 1: Why do you play poker?
To win money.

QUESTION 2: What's the primary goal in poker?
To win money.

QUESTION 3: What one thing do you hate most at the table?
Losing.

QUESTION 4: When you flat Hero's raise in the blinds and he bets at you on the flop, he has:
Feck all.

QUESTION 5: When Hero raises you on the flop, he has:
Feck all.

QUESTION 6: When Hero flats your pot-size flop bet, he has:
Feck all.

QUESTION 7: When Hero raises preflop, you flat in position and then he checks to you on the flop, he has:
Feck all.

Number 5 should be me aka the Pro Micro Donk

QUESTION 1: Why do you play poker?
To test my buddhist practice

QUESTION 2: What's the primary goal in poker?
To increase my BR to the level I should be playing

QUESTION 3: What one thing do you hate most at the table?
Bad Variance/Fish food

QUESTION 4: When you flat Hero's raise in the blinds and he bets at you on the flop, he has:
Audacity

QUESTION 5: When Hero raises you on the flop, he has:
To be kidding me

QUESTION 6: When Hero flats your pot-size flop bet, he has:
No idea who he is dealing with

QUESTION 7: When Hero raises preflop, you flat in position and then he checks to you on the flop, he has:
Given me the pot

I thank you.

bttt

That interview is gold.

Thnx for this post. I was a little lost in the weekend-sea full of fishes. I was focused on playing TAG to much. Of course TAG makes no sense to solid stations. Paying value-town some more visits now... <:~)

Lol so true at Carbon