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Old 06-19-2018, 11:47 AM   #26
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Re: Pickup lines

I mod BBV..
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Old 06-19-2018, 01:10 PM   #27
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Are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Wow. First sentence is just wtf is going on here? Then it becomes creepy on two levels. Respect!
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Old 06-20-2018, 01:30 AM   #28
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My dentist is such an idiot. I went in for a painless procedure and he called in three months of percocets that I can't use.
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Old 06-21-2018, 11:55 PM   #29
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.
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Old 07-04-2018, 09:14 AM   #30
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.
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Old 07-07-2018, 11:40 PM   #31
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That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
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