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Old 06-19-2018, 11:47 AM   #26
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Re: Pickup lines

I mod BBV..
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Old 06-19-2018, 01:10 PM   #27
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Are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Wow. First sentence is just wtf is going on here? Then it becomes creepy on two levels. Respect!
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Old 06-20-2018, 01:30 AM   #28
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My dentist is such an idiot. I went in for a painless procedure and he called in three months of percocets that I can't use.
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Old 06-21-2018, 11:55 PM   #29
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.
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Old 07-04-2018, 09:14 AM   #30
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.
hahahha
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Old 07-07-2018, 11:40 PM   #31
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That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
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Old 08-08-2018, 11:34 PM   #32
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you: have you heard about upsexy?
her: what?
you: I said, have you heard about upsexy?
her: what's upsexy?
you: not much, how you doin?
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Old 08-09-2018, 12:09 AM   #33
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Have you heard what scientists are saying? There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus.

Do you like tapes and CDs? Good cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

Are you a washing machine? Cuz I wanna fill you with a dirty load.

I'm no weatherman, but there's a good chance you'll be getting a few inches today.

Is your body an orphanage? Cuz I wanna abandon my kids in you.

Are you from Dublin? Cuz my penis is Dublin in size.
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Old 08-09-2018, 12:15 AM   #34
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knock knock!

who's there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya wrap those titties around my dick?
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Old 08-09-2018, 12:45 AM   #35
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do you like imagine dragons? imagine me dragon my balls across your face.

do you have pet insurance? cuz ur pussy is getting smashed tonight.

are u into fitness? how about fitness dick in your mouth.

wanna sleepover at my house? the couch doesn't pull out but I do.

we should play jenga for our first date, so you can see my pullout skills.

did u buy those pants on sale? cuz they'd be 100% off at my place.
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Old 08-23-2018, 03:09 PM   #36
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Let's play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you.

Just a minute while I wash my face, you're gonna need a clean place to sit.

you: want to play shark attack?
her: what's that?
you: you scream while I eat you.
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Old 08-23-2018, 03:56 PM   #37
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
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Old 08-24-2018, 06:04 PM   #38
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Hahhahaha, also krunic<3 .

-''If you think that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... you're aiming too high''

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