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Old 03-22-2016, 05:34 PM   #1
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Pickup lines

Is there a phone in your back pocket? Cuz that booty is calling me.

Is there a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I dig that booty.

Are you Australian? Cuz you meet all my koalafications.

I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

Hi, what's your name? They call me The Fireman, cuz I turn the hoes on.

Did you get those pants on sale? Cuz at my house they'd be 100% off.

Are you from the ghetto? Cuz I'm about to ghetto hold of that booty.

Guy: Girl whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Guy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Guy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on
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Old 03-22-2016, 05:49 PM   #2
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Do you like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw.

Why waste $5? You can have my footlong for free.

I think you need an inhaler, cuz you got that ass ma.

I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.
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Old 03-22-2016, 06:59 PM   #3
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those are some ugly shoes but you might still be good in bed maybe
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Old 03-22-2016, 07:16 PM   #4
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If you were a booger, i'd pick you first
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Old 03-23-2016, 04:33 PM   #5
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Can you hold my drink while I take a ****?
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Old 03-23-2016, 05:33 PM   #6
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Insertion sort is my favorite sorting algorithm!
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Old 03-23-2016, 10:06 PM   #7
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Old 03-26-2016, 06:49 PM   #8
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Old 03-30-2016, 05:52 AM   #9
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Off I go!
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Old 03-31-2016, 06:31 AM   #10
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You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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Old 04-01-2016, 01:03 PM   #11
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You got the Aussie one wrong

Are you from Australia? Because I want to visit your down under
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Old 04-01-2016, 03:12 PM   #12
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I just **** my pants... Can I get into yours?
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Old 04-02-2016, 01:12 AM   #13
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Can I smell your *****?

*SLAP*

Oh, must be your socks then.
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Old 04-02-2016, 01:12 AM   #14
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You don't sweat much for a fat broad.
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Old 04-02-2016, 04:53 AM   #15
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wow this thread is becoming PUA central
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:48 PM   #16
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I dont think it was created for serious purposes
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Old 04-05-2016, 12:38 AM   #17
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I dont think it was created for serious purposes
Well you'd be wrong.
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Old 04-09-2016, 02:33 PM   #18
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That booty is like avocado, it's the good kind of fat.
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Old 04-16-2018, 01:33 AM   #19
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I would say you're beautiful, but true beauty is on the inside, and I haven't been inside you yet.

Ima file a complaint with Spotify, cuz you're not listed as the hottest single of the week.
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:30 PM   #20
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

Do you like Vines? Cuz I only last 6 seconds.
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