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06-19-2018 , 11:47 AM

#26

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I mod BBV..

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06-19-2018 , 01:10 PM

#27

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

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Originally Posted by krunic

Are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot some kids inside you.

Wow. First sentence is just wtf is going on here? Then it becomes creepy on two levels. Respect!

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06-20-2018 , 01:30 AM

#28

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 4,455

My dentist is such an idiot. I went in for a painless procedure and he called in three months of percocets that I can't use.

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06-21-2018 , 11:55 PM

#29

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.

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07-04-2018 , 09:14 AM

#30

Sluaghadhan

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 2

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Originally Posted by krunic

Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you.

hahahha

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07-07-2018 , 11:40 PM

#31

chillrob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 20,871

That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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08-08-2018 , 11:34 PM

#32

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

you: have you heard about upsexy?
her: what?
you: I said, have you heard about upsexy?
her: what's upsexy?
you: not much, how you doin?

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08-09-2018 , 12:09 AM

#33

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

Have you heard what scientists are saying? There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus.

Do you like tapes and CDs? Good cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts.

Are you a washing machine? Cuz I wanna fill you with a dirty load.

I'm no weatherman, but there's a good chance you'll be getting a few inches today.

Is your body an orphanage? Cuz I wanna abandon my kids in you.

Are you from Dublin? Cuz my penis is Dublin in size.

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08-09-2018 , 12:15 AM

#34

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

knock knock!

who's there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya wrap those titties around my dick?

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08-09-2018 , 12:45 AM

#35

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

do you like imagine dragons? imagine me dragon my balls across your face.

do you have pet insurance? cuz ur pussy is getting smashed tonight.

are u into fitness? how about fitness dick in your mouth.

wanna sleepover at my house? the couch doesn't pull out but I do.

we should play jenga for our first date, so you can see my pullout skills.

did u buy those pants on sale? cuz they'd be 100% off at my place.

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08-23-2018 , 03:09 PM

#36

krunic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 6,189

Let's play carpenter: first we get hammered, then I nail you.

Just a minute while I wash my face, you're gonna need a clean place to sit.

you: want to play shark attack?
her: what's that?
you: you scream while I eat you.