Why is blonde girls belly button all blue?

Easily my favorite.

This has an older variation about some dude interviewing Hitler and Himmler, who are planning WWIII. He asks: what you are going to do this time?"
Himmler responds: we're going to kill 20 million jews and an acrobat.
Dude asks: Why the acrobat?
Himmlers looks at Hitler and says: "TOLD YOU SO. Nobody gives a damn about jews"


What is the first thing they say to a black dude, when he is wearing a suit for the first time?

A nun died and went to Heaven. St. Peter at heaven´s gate says: I'm sorry, I can only allow you in if you answer three questions about the bible"
The nun said: That's OK, I can do that.
"OK, here comes question 1: who was the first man on earth"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Adam!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the second question: Who was the first woman on earth?"
"HA", said the nun, "That is an easy one! That was Eve!"
St. Peter smiled and he said: "That is the correct answer. Here comes the last question: what was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they met in Paradise?"
"Oops", said the nun: "That is a hard one"

A woman is giving birth in a hospital.
Doctor says: "Push Mary, I see the head coming: baby has got a little black head!"
Mary replies between her puffs: "That is possible, I've done it with a negro."
Doctor says: "OK! The head is out, I can see the babys body! Baby's got a white body!"
Mary replies between her puffs: "That is possible, I've done it with a white dude too."
Doctor says: "OK! There is your baby! It has yellow legs!"
Mary replies: "That's possible - I've done it with a chinese guy too"
Doctor asks in confidence "Mary, are you not ashamed it is so clear that your baby has so many fathers?
Mary replies: "Well doctor, I'm just very happy that he does not bark"

A woman washes ashore of a seemingly uninhabited island after a shipwreck, but after a couple of days she finds there is actually a man on the island. A rough guy, bronzed, kinda attractive, so they start talking when the woman says:
"So, what do you do if you have any, hmmm, sexual desire?"
The man responds: "well, a couple miles back is a tree with a hole in it. If I'm horny, well, I do it with the tree"
So the woman undresses and lies down spreading her legs and says: "How about a real woman instead?"
The guy replies: "Can't say no to that" and proceeds to give the woman a huge kicks between the legs.

"AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO" cries the woman "WHAT DO YOU DO THAT FOR??"
"Well, replied the man:"Gotta make sure there ain´t no squirrel inside"

The Mexican turned to her and said "Nice try but today we're wet backs"

Mother, mother can I wear mini skirt?
Mom says no.
Can I wear earrings?
Mom says no.
Can I wear high heels?
I said no!
Can I wear lipstick?
No!
Why not I'm 18 already!
Mom: I know Denis I know!

Like srsly these are all **** unoriginal jokes and then when you try to post one anti-joke it gets deleted.

a man walks into a bar

Like srsly, someone forgot to hit the post button.

It was my previous account, like later I got banned.

But not cos of the joke, it was something similar to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8bsO7eRSDs

From 5:50 onwards.

What's an anti-joke?

Joke of the day? This thread is almost four years old!

we skipped a few days. we're lazy like that.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel Prize?
A: It was outstanding in its own field.

What did the stripper use on stage to dance to "Gangnam Style?"

What has 4 balls and eats ants?

Two queers are hanging out when one says, "Let's play hide and seek! I'll hide, and if you can find me, I'll blow you!"

"What if I can't find you?" replies the second queer.

"It's okay", says the first queer, "I'll be behind the piano!"

might be the worst itt so far

lol

How can you think the second is funnier than the first? They are both not very funny, but at least the first makes some kind of corny sense. And the second?? Is there something I'm missing?

Yes there is. Like I think that is one of the funnier jokes in this crappy thread.

It was an awful joke. The first page and a bit were OK and it's been an awful thread ever since.

And?