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04-06-2024 , 04:00 PM
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What’s the only meat a priest can eat on Friday?
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Nun
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04-07-2024 , 02:55 PM
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I've always wanted to go to Norway

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but I can't afjord it
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04-07-2024 , 02:56 PM
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I don't spend my days off just watching tv.

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I do remote work
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04-07-2024 , 02:59 PM
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How did the skirt end up in prison?

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It pleated guilty
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04-07-2024 , 02:59 PM
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Where did the ancient Egyptians bury their arsonists?

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In the pyromids
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04-07-2024 , 03:01 PM
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I watched the new netflix documentary about maple syrup

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It was really sappy
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04-07-2024 , 03:03 PM
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The other day I met a cryptographer who was a terrible dancer

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He lost his algorhythm
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04-07-2024 , 03:04 PM
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What did the big violin say to the little violin?

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stop fiddling around
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04-07-2024 , 03:06 PM
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Why did the flight attendant start seeing a therapist?

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she had a lot of baggage and didn't think she could carry-on
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04-07-2024 , 06:25 PM
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huzzah
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04-15-2024 , 01:43 PM
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Something very strange happened here recently. A musician joined the chicago symphony orchestra, played one show, then they never saw or heard from him again.

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he played the bermuda triangle
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04-21-2024 , 12:15 AM
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2 old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man suddenly appeared in front of them in a trench coat and flashed them. One of the old ladies immediately had a stroke.

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The other one couldn't quite reach far enough.
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05-13-2024 , 09:37 AM
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Why was the Mexican taking anti-anxiety meds?
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For Hispanic attacks
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05-16-2024 , 11:04 PM
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What's worse than ants in your pants?

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Uncles
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06-28-2024 , 04:35 AM
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The beach said hi to the ocean who said nothing back in return, but waved.
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06-28-2024 , 11:23 AM
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What's worse than ants in your pants?

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Uncles
I had to google this, find a reddit thread, and read multiple comments multiple times before I got this joke.

.... It's pretty good.
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06-28-2024 , 07:31 PM
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Have you heard the joke about yoga?

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Never mind, it's a bit of a stretch.
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06-28-2024 , 07:42 PM
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Crazy old lady running down the sidewalk, stops and flashes an old man on his porch and yells 'SUPER PUSSY!'

Old man says '...I'll have the soup...'
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06-28-2024 , 07:55 PM
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thats a good one
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07-19-2024 , 07:50 AM
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"Mummy, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your dad's a big fan of Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."

"OK, thanks mummy."

"You're welcome, Alan."
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07-19-2024 , 12:37 PM
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got distracted looking for mother teresa angles at first but well played
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07-19-2024 , 09:04 PM
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Took me 45 seconds but I got it lolol
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08-04-2024 , 05:26 PM
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Hey! You guys want to hear my potassium joke?

No?

K
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08-05-2024 , 04:26 AM
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Seems like everything is made in China nowadays.

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Except for babies, they're still made in vachina.


I was on a plane one time and the stewardess asked me "would you like headphones?"

Spoiler:
I said "yes, and how did you know my name is Phones?"


I downloaded the Titanic soundtrack.

Spoiler:
It's syncing now.


Lately I've been going to a support group for procrastinators.

Spoiler:
It's called Wait Watchers


My bicycle kept steering me the wrong way.

Spoiler:
So I went to a cycologist
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08-06-2024 , 06:27 PM
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I want to have a beer with krunic at open mic night.
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