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12-20-2021 , 03:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canceler Joke of the day
Last night a poker dealer told this joke:

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Spoiler:
Frostbite.


I told that one to a grocery store cashier, who came back with:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Spoiler:
Do you smell carrots?
We're getting some quality stuff here. Cashier-worthy in fact.
12-22-2021 , 04:40 AM
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball.

Spoiler:
Nothing. She just gagged a bit.
01-24-2022 , 06:31 AM
I can work under pressure with no supervision has punched the manager
01-24-2022 , 06:55 PM
My Sister wanted an example to enter a double entendre contest on the radio..
Spoiler:
..so I gave her one.

      
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